"We have to talk..."

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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jun 16, 2012

🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
Ojibwe wrote:
✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
She just wanted to know who broke her xbox controller . Ugh . -___-

Ha! That's funny. 😜
Lmfao, break up with her for like, one second.
When she asks why, say "so all the stress and suspense you put us all through wouldn't be in vain".
That would keep her on her toes.
r3volv3r Jun 16, 2012

✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
She just wanted to know who broke her xbox controller . Ugh . -___-

From now on, watch 'The First 48' with her OFTEN. Periodically, sympathize with the criminal. Also, mention how watching police procedural and forensic shows have given you knowledge to make people disappear.

When her eyes are as wide as pie plates, lean in with your best creepyvoice and say, 'I'm so glad we're together. I'm NEVER going to let us break up.'

Enjoy the silence.
⚪️ Jun 16, 2012

✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
She just wanted to know who broke her xbox controller . Ugh . -___-

Lol! Damn.😂
You might want to suggest she try Defcon 3 for broken xbox controllers instead of Defcon 1.
Terfwarrior Jun 16, 2012

I think she really had something bad to tell u and chickened out ie she hooked up with ur best friend when u went to grab more drinks..

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