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Kick his ass sea bass!
(sorry ive been drinking 😜)
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✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Lmao.ok then tell her "el cartel del golfo me dijo que si me decies malas noticias ,mataran a tu familia"<---"translation will you marry me"say this before she starts talking💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
She's 100% Mexican , that her second language that she speaks fluently . Spanish would just make the conversation twice as long ...Just say "no speak english so sorry...you wanna make sexy?" lol
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
You proved my point on the conversation being longer . All of that for "Will you marry me?".✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Lmao.ok then tell her "el cartel del golfo me dijo que si me decies malas noticias ,mataran a tu familia"<---"translation will you marry me"say this before she starts talking💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
She's 100% Mexican , that her second language that she speaks fluently . Spanish would just make the conversation twice as long ...Just say "no speak english so sorry...you wanna make sexy?" lol
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✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Well just ask her for sexy time before you guys talk...if shes breaking up with you...you got it in one last time ...if shes pregnant ...well she cant get double pregnant😉💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
You proved my point on the conversation being longer . All of that for "Will you marry me?".✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Lmao.ok then tell her "el cartel del golfo me dijo que si me decies malas noticias ,mataran a tu familia"<---"translation will you marry me"say this before she starts talking💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
She's 100% Mexican , that her second language that she speaks fluently . Spanish would just make the conversation twice as long ...Just say "no speak english so sorry...you wanna make sexy?" lol
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✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Neither did i 11years ago.♞Ƙиιɢнт⚔ wrote:
But I don't wanna be a daddy yet.. 🙍She's pregnant! You're gonna be a daddy! 😳
Trust me, it will change when the moment comes.
Just hoping you aint going to get bad news duder
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4 words: Run away! Far away!!!👍
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✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Actually, she is very helpful. She is not trying to make you feel better, she is trying to prepare you for the worst and a mature way to handle it. Read it again. Wish some of the girls I broke up with managed it this well rather than stalking me.🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
You're not a very helpful person..✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
You will be fine.✂
All of these are my emotions right now on how I feel or what she might do to me .
She just wants to break up, that's all. Act really relieved, like you have been holding it in. Say your so glad you can both agree and you will always care about her as friend. And then just up and exit said convo, it will leave her thinking and wanting you back.
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
Buddy, I speak el Mex-I-can.✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Lmao.ok then tell her "el cartel del golfo me dijo que si me decies malas noticias ,mataran a tu familia"<---"translation will you marry me"say this before she starts talking💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
She's 100% Mexican , that her second language that she speaks fluently . Spanish would just make the conversation twice as long ...Just say "no speak english so sorry...you wanna make sexy?" lol
the Gulf cartel told me that if I decies bad news, kill your family
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Raspysalsa wrote:
Good use of google translator💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
Buddy, I speak el Mex-I-can.✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Lmao.ok then tell her "el cartel del golfo me dijo que si me decies malas noticias ,mataran a tu familia"<---"translation will you marry me"say this before she starts talking💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
She's 100% Mexican , that her second language that she speaks fluently . Spanish would just make the conversation twice as long ...Just say "no speak english so sorry...you wanna make sexy?" lol
the Gulf cartel told me that if I decies bad news, kill your family
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
So I'm not Mexican. Whatevs!Raspysalsa wrote:
Good use of google translator💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
Buddy, I speak el Mex-I-can.✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Lmao.ok then tell her "el cartel del golfo me dijo que si me decies malas noticias ,mataran a tu familia"<---"translation will you marry me"say this before she starts talking💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
She's 100% Mexican , that her second language that she speaks fluently . Spanish would just make the conversation twice as long ...Just say "no speak english so sorry...you wanna make sexy?" lol
the Gulf cartel told me that if I decies bad news, kill your family
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Well
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Thats
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And you know more allready? Good luck man!
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Not good
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✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Thats for real!!!Always admit you were at fault , even if you weren't . I've learned that one , lol .
Any news yet?
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What if she tells you shes 👭 oh knows 🙀.....😜😜😜
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
Sorry. I can't help it. 😔What if she tells you shes 👭 oh knows 🙀.....😜😜😜
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She just wanted to know who broke her xbox controller . Ugh . -___-
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✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Lmao! I love her hott lil Mexican ass! That rules bro!😜She just wanted to know who broke her xbox controller . Ugh . -___-
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✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Ha! That's funny. 😜She just wanted to know who broke her xbox controller . Ugh . -___-
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
All good no one is hatin...💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
Sorry. I can't help it. 😔What if she tells you shes 👭 oh knows 🙀.....😜😜😜
❤👬♋ 👭❤ -
Ojibwe wrote:
Lmfao, break up with her for like, one second.✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Ha! That's funny. 😜She just wanted to know who broke her xbox controller . Ugh . -___-
When she asks why, say "so all the stress and suspense you put us all through wouldn't be in vain". -
💀Ꮻвsιdιαη💀 wrote:
Lol🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
Lol 👆😂Ojibwe wrote:
Lmfao, break up with her for like, one second.✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Ha! That's funny. 😜She just wanted to know who broke her xbox controller . Ugh . -___-
When she asks why, say "so all the stress and suspense you put us all through wouldn't be in vain". -
✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Marry her, she gets that serious about a controller! Thats golden.She just wanted to know who broke her xbox controller . Ugh . -______-
And break up with her for a second to get all that pressure off haha
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тне ΒΞΛΓJΞW🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
😜✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Marry her, she gets that serious about a controller! Thats golden.She just wanted to know who broke her xbox controller . Ugh . -______-
And break up with her for a second to get all that pressure off haha
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Lol
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Dude I was starting to feel il with you cuz iv been their. But that's classic to funny. And trust me when I get that message it's usually I'm pregnant iv got six kids.
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тне ΒΞΛΓJΞW🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
👆👆👆👆👆👆✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Marry her, she gets that serious about a controller! Thats golden.She just wanted to know who broke her xbox controller . Ugh . -______-
And break up with her for a second to get all that pressure off haha
If she's that serious about an Xbox controller she's a keeper. -
Babe I can't do anything right anymore "I'm so so sorry " I need a beer now !!
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👣💀 ℜøɢʊɛ💀👣 wrote:
No don't keep her she likes Xbox, PS3 is the only way! jK anyone who's serious about video games is good👍тне ΒΞΛΓJΞW🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
👆👆👆👆👆👆✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Marry her, she gets that serious about a controller! Thats golden.She just wanted to know who broke her xbox controller . Ugh . -______-
And break up with her for a second to get all that pressure off haha
If she's that serious about an Xbox controller she's a keeper.
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