OMEGLE GAME!!!

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• 💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 Jun 11, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: asl
  You: F, 20, Paris
  Stranger: am 21 m
  Stranger: florida
  Stranger: u have kik?
  You: No
  You: Skype? Eharm
  Stranger: whata ur skype?
  You: Hi I'm Henry the horney HIPPO
  Stranger: so whats ur skype?
  You: Hi I'm Henry the horney HIPPO
  Stranger: are u ok
  Stranger: ?
  You: DePends what u meen by ok, I'm not I'll...
  Stranger: like is somthing wrong with u
  Stranger: cause am asking for ur skype
  Stranger: and u come up with henry the horney hippo
  Stranger: thats not ok for a normal person to say
  You: As I said, I don't have a virus or a bacteria or a parasite, but Im still not ok
  Stranger: u most have metal problems
  You: Hi I'm Henry the horney HIPPO
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• Ꭱ3V Jun 11, 2012

  I know this is a bit out there but I still think its hilarious

  Stranger: haiiii
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: carrots
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: carrots
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: carrots
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: carrots
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: carrots
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: carrots
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: carrots
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: carrots
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Selina c:
  You: Alan
  Stranger: Canada
  You: America
  Stranger: 13
  You: 18
  Stranger: lol this is quite a convo
  You: Yep pretty interesting
  Stranger: i kno eh
  You: I feel stimulated
  Stranger: whats that meen... O.o
  You: It means I have a boner
  Stranger: oh that i understood...
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• 🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 Jun 11, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: Hello
  Stranger: How are you
  You: Can I share a secret with you?
  Stranger: Sure
  You: Im actually a hippo
  Stranger: You have cat to be kitten me right meow
  Stranger: a hippo? that's awesome
  You: Stop goofing around
  Stranger: No you stop
  You: But hippos like to joke around
  Stranger: When did you first realize you were a hippo
  You: When I noticed that my parents were purple
  Stranger: Lmao
  You: What!
  Stranger: You's a funny hippo
  You: Im serous
• ༼Sℌཇ-ཡʘℒƑ༽ Jun 11, 2012

  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: m
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: ?
  You: U play TW ?
  Stranger: te??
  Stranger: *tw??
  You: Turf wars
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• ⚪️ Jun 11, 2012

  Been catching up and reading pages of this shite and laughing so hard my tummy hurts! 😂
• ༼Sℌཇ-ཡʘℒƑ༽ Jun 11, 2012

  Best yet
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Hi
  Stranger: Fish
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Oppih
  You: Hippo
  You: Do you play turf wars?
  You: An app
  Stranger: Hippo
  Stranger: No
  You: Shame, do you want it?
  You: Its brilliant
  You: Well?
  You: ...
  You: Are you ignoring me?
  You: Hello?
  You: Respond now plz
  Still waiting XD
• 💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 Jun 11, 2012

  You: Hi I'm Henry the horney HIPPO
  Stranger: lol hi
  You: Hi, asl
  Stranger: F 13 usa
  You: M, 14 USA
  Stranger: hi my name is Kira
  You: Hi I'm Henry the horney HIPPO
  Stranger: lol ur funny
  You: Thx, but really, im Henry the horney HIPPO
  Stranger: lol okay how tall r u
  You: 4 meters
  Stranger: feet please
  You: Wait a mo
  Stranger: okay
  You: 13.12
  Stranger: in feet
  You: In feet I'm 13.12
  Stranger: Holy crap really
  You: Yes
  Stranger: omg im 5.7
  You: Im a horny hippo
  Stranger: how much do u weigh
  You: In what?
  Stranger: pounds
  Stranger: please
  You: 10 000
  Stranger: lol im only 90 pounds
  You: You must be tiny
  You: Asl
  Stranger: F 13 usa
  Stranger: u
  You: H, 13, congo
  Stranger: lol okay
  You: Well
  Stranger: well what
  You: Japanese jam is delicious
  Stranger: lol r u boy
  You: Im a male hippo
  Stranger: no for real
  You: For real, i'm Henry the
• 💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 Jun 11, 2012

  horny HIPPO
  You: Hello?
  Stranger: no for real
  You: F, 12, uk
  Stranger: ur a gurl
  You: Yus
  Stranger: okay then
  You: Well
  Stranger: well this is weird
  You: It is
  Stranger: ikr. im gonna leave now
  Stranger: bye
  You: Bye
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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• 〓BODGΞЯ〓 Jun 11, 2012

  It's Hammer time!!

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: asl
  You: Hello! 😄👍
  You: Male, Hippo, UK
  Stranger: age
  You: 24 today...
  Stranger: face time
  Stranger: do u have an i phone
  You: its Hippo time!
  You: Can't touch this... Duh duh duh duh... Do duh... Duh duh...
  Stranger: do u have an iphone
  You: Nope, I'm n my iPad...a Hippo wpuldnt be able to press the small keys on an iPhone!
  Stranger: do u have face time
  You: ... I have watch time, it's 21:47 in UK
  Stranger: facetime so u can talk and see the person
  You: I'm a hippo! Go on discovery and you can see me / my family
  Stranger: wht is ur problem u now wht byw
  You: Bye :-(
  Stranger: Wait stop being like a hippo for a min
  You: HIPPO!!!!!
  Stranger: and we can talk
  Stranger: bye bich
  You: bye hippo.
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• ༼Sℌཇ-ཡʘℒƑ༽ Jun 11, 2012

  You: Hippo
  Stranger: hi
  You: Tw?
  You: Turf wars?
  Stranger: I am hippo and I am loving it
  You: U play TW?
  Stranger: not any longer
  You: Aw
  You: Who were u?
  Stranger: gor bored
  Stranger: got
  You: This is for a forum, I gotta find a turfer
  You: What was ur username?
  Stranger: I forgot i stopped long time ago
  You: Oh k
  You: Shame
  You: Bye
  You have disconnected.
  So close!
• 🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 Jun 11, 2012

  You: Hi
  Stranger: hi
  You: Could you hold a secret?
  Stranger: sure
  You: What would you think of me if I said that I wasn't human?
  Stranger: I said you're an idiot. and what would you think if I say to you that I'm a guy? you 'd probably disconnect right?
  Stranger: I'd say*
  You: Well actually I'm a Hippo. So I do like munching on guys. They've got more meat then femal humans do.
  Stranger: are you katie from Ohio?
  You: No, I live in Africa
  Stranger: because you're an hippo, right
  You: Well duh
  Stranger: guess where I'm from
  You: I don't know, Idaho?
  Stranger: nope
  Stranger: france
  You: Dangit, I was about to say India.
  Stranger: no
  Stranger: do you have skype miss hippo?.
  You: Thats Mr.Hippo
  Stranger: that's an au revoir though
• WhitneeTheBad Jun 11, 2012

  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: asl
  You: Hippo, 5, Nile river
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  😂
• Mr_White Jun 11, 2012

  This needs to to become a weekly thing. This is the best Monday ever.
• ☞ ℳㄢ☣ㄉǿㄉǤ❸☜ Jun 11, 2012

  I'm getting weird looks I'm sitting in McDonald's looking at my iPhone laughing at this
• Witches Sabbath Jun 11, 2012

  Mr_White wrote:

  This needs to to become a weekly thing. This is the best Monday ever.
  

  I agree! 😂😂😂
• ༼Sℌཇ-ཡʘℒƑ༽ Jun 11, 2012

  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Hiya, asl?
  Stranger: I'm 19 female US
  You: Hippo,5,river nile
  Stranger: What's your name, honey?
  You: Henry the horny hippo
  Stranger: Nice to meet you, henry. I'm Amy
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Do you like big breasts, henry?
  You: Bye
  Too freaky
• sadsam Jun 11, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi:)
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: hippo !? where !?
  You: Here
  Stranger: ohh ?????
  You: Do you like hippos
  Stranger: giant deadly animal ?? OF COURSE !!!!!!!!!!! who wouldnt !?
  You: Good. They've had a lot of bad press
  Stranger: ik...
  You: They need a good publicist, like max clifford
  Stranger: dnt knw who tht is XD
  You: He smells like a hippo
  Stranger: :O ew
  You: Everyone likes lions. They get all the good publicity
  You: Down with lions. Up the hippos
  Stranger: i dnt really like big cats
• De Rick Jun 11, 2012

  Hey I had a fairly interesting one as well look
  http://logs.omegle.com/25fd44
• sadsam Jun 11, 2012

  Stranger: i mean i love all animals but big cats creep me out
  You: Kill all cats. Feed them to the hippos
  Stranger: NOOO
  You: Yes
  Stranger: no
  Stranger: i dnt think cat is in the hippo diet
  You: And those feathery fucking birds
  Stranger: birds are amazun
  You: Shitting on my car
  Stranger: haha XD
  You: Feed them to the hippos
  Stranger: NOO
  You: Hippos rule the world
  Stranger: ...
  Stranger: thts ntt good
  Stranger: ...
  You: They have secret hippo meetings where they plan world domination
  Stranger: uhhhh... i'm slightly scared nw
  You: Dont be scared. I've made a deal to save the human race
  You: We can all be slaves to the hippos
  Stranger: ... i think i'd rather die, no offense to the hippos
  Stranger: but i am slave to no one
  You: Then you will be hippo food, my friend
  Stranger: i dnt care !!!!! its just a body after death
  You: Then you will become hippo shit
  Stranger: creepy thought but i dnt care,
  You: Its the circle of life, man. Hippos are the top of the food chain
  Stranger: are you high ????????
• ⚡WeavingWillie⚡ Jun 11, 2012

  Trying it out! A bunch of horny kids on here!
• WhitneeTheBad Jun 11, 2012

  Stranger: m/f
  You: Hippo.
  Stranger: hippo hippo
  Stranger: do u know hip hop
  Stranger: it is hippo hippo
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: so fuck hippo hippo and fuckko fuckko
  You: Ur weird I like you
  Stranger: hipooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  Stranger: are u a girl??
  You: Even better. A hippo. :)
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jun 11, 2012

  Add DOLCE946 wrote:

  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Hiya, asl?
  Stranger: I'm 19 female US
  You: Hippo,5,river nile
  Stranger: What's your name, honey?
  You: Henry the horny hippo
  Stranger: Nice to meet you, henry. I'm Amy
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Do you like big breasts, henry?
  You: Bye
  Too freaky
  

  I've meet that person twice now o.o
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jun 11, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: m
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: f?
  You: Sure, f hippo
  Stranger: horny?
  You: No, I don't have any tusks yet
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• Lady Skillz Jun 11, 2012

  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  Add DOLCE946 wrote:

  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Hiya, asl?
  Stranger: I'm 19 female US
  You: Hippo,5,river nile
  Stranger: What's your name, honey?
  You: Henry the horny hippo
  Stranger: Nice to meet you, henry. I'm Amy
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Do you like big breasts, henry?
  You: Bye
  Too freaky
  

  I've meet that person twice now o.o

  I've met her too.
• 💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 Jun 11, 2012

  You: Hi
  Stranger: Hi
  Stranger: Asl
  You: 20, F, Congo
  Stranger: M 20 us
  You: Im a Lesbo hippo
  Stranger: R u horny
  You: Hi I'm Henry the horny HIPPO
  You: (henrietta)
  Stranger: How horny?
  You: Verry
  Stranger: Do you have kik?
  You: No
  Stranger: Have a phone?
  Stranger: I send u pic of my penis
  You: No, I'm a hippo
  Stranger: Want my dick
  You: I seen bigger, trust me, hippos have big batts
  Stranger: You haven't seen it yet
  You: Well, you won't have >1 meter
  Stranger: A meter up yo pussy
  Stranger: Please
  You: I, wait
  Stranger: Do u want it
  Stranger: Hello?
• ༈Ꮹ༙ᏌƝ༙Ꮋ༙ᏫᏩ༙༈ Jun 11, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: gay straight or bi
  You: Bald bi sexual hippo
  Stranger: OMG!
  Stranger: Im a gay long haired tanny
  Stranger: tranny
  You: Does sex with plant life make me tri- sexual?
  Stranger: Yes
  Stranger: enjoy shoving branches up your ass?
  You: Whoa.... No way. Pinecones only.
  You: Dont judge me
  Stranger: I wont
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• o-/-<]: Jun 11, 2012

  I just got asked what is this hippos breast size!
• 💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 Jun 11, 2012

  Same
• 💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 Jun 11, 2012

  ༇₲ེམུསིℍð₲ེ࿔😲🔫😏 wrote:

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: gay straight or bi
  You: Bald bi sexual hippo
  Stranger: OMG!
  Stranger: Im a gay long haired tanny
  Stranger: tranny
  You: Does sex with plant life make me tri- sexual?
  Stranger: Yes
  Stranger: enjoy shoving branches up your ass?
  You: Whoa.... No way. Pinecones only.
  You: Dont judge me
  Stranger: I wont
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  

  Lol
• ☠✠Add CTF✠☠ Jun 11, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Hey
  Stranger: F or m?
  Stranger: Random lol
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: :)
  Stranger: F or m?
  You: Male hippo
  You: U?
  Stranger: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu...
  You: ???
  Stranger: Im a male buffalo
  You: Ahhh damn.
  Stranger: I know right
  You: Hippalos omg :O
  Stranger: :0
  You: :o
  Stranger: One of us better leave
  You: Yes I'll go to my watering hole goodbye buffalo soldier.
  Stranger: Bye hippo holder
  You have disconnected.

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