OMEGLE GAME!!!
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You: Hippo
Stranger: heyy
You: Frank j hippo
Stranger: huh
You: Im here looking for my wife
You: Habe you seen her
You: Have
Stranger: nope
You: Are you sure
Stranger: ya i am
You: Her ign would be something like stranger
You: Im new to this
You: This Internet thing! How would I find her?
Stranger: i dunno
You: Can you help me
Stranger: not relly im only 15
You: She is rather large, has grey skin, and loves to swim in the water
You: Where would I go to look for her?
Stranger: i dont know
You: You are the first person to try to help me
You: I feel so lonely here
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Stranger: hi
You: Hippo
Stranger: c or p
You: Hmm
Stranger: cock or pussy
You: ?????? -
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hippo
Stranger: Hi f?
You: Hippo
You: Hippo
Stranger: Lol
You: Hippo
You: How many hippos have you found today
Stranger: 1000
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You: Hippo
You: Thats with two p's
Stranger: okay
You: My mother had a sense of humor when naming me
Stranger: intelligent
You: I was 11 lbs when I came out
Stranger: is that your name
You: Yes that is my name
Stranger: i don't care you know
You: She set me up for weight faolure
Stranger: aww sad
You: I currently weigh about a ton and all I do is wade in knee high water
You: I love currently in subsaharan africa
You: Live
You: I guess if you could call it living
You: More like waiting to die
You: A lion could come out of anywhere and end it all
You: Thats metaphorical you know
Stranger: waiting to die with a computer in the house
You: In the grand scheme of things we all are just waiting for a lion to come and end it all -
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Deep👍😜You: Hippo
You: Thats with two p's
Stranger: okay
You: My mother had a sense of humor when naming me
Stranger: intelligent
You: I was 11 lbs when I came out
Stranger: is that your name
You: Yes that is my name
Stranger: i don't care you know
You: She set me up for weight faolure
Stranger: aww sad
You: I currently weigh about a ton and all I do is wade in knee high water
You: I love currently in subsaharan africa
You: Live
You: I guess if you could call it living
You: More like waiting to die
You: A lion could come out of anywhere and end it all
You: Thats metaphorical you know
Stranger: waiting to die with a computer in the house
You: In the grand scheme of things we all are just waiting for a lion to come and end it all -
Stranger: wasup babe
You: Hippo
Stranger: 20 male
Stranger: hey sexy want some fun
ur aslbut i do only sex chat
You: Im a man
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Stranger: heyy...19 male here..looking for a girl to skype with...lol
Stranger: helo
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 f us
Stranger: great
Stranger: good for me...lol
Stranger: hey can we chat in skype if you wish..?
Stranger: lol
You: Yes
Stranger: give me your skype name?
You: Hippo9247 Stranger: okk wait
Stranger: hey
Stranger: you
Stranger: your name is not correct
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hippo
Stranger: Asl
You: 10 girl house
Stranger: 17 m
Stranger: why are you on..?
You: My brother is your age
Stranger: Ok?
Stranger: Do your parents know your on this,
Stranger: ?
You: My mommy said it's ok
Stranger: Omg
Stranger: Do u have a Skype or oovoo?
You: Skype
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: Sarah
Stranger: I mean on skype
You: No u meanie
Stranger: Why..?
You: You want to see a 10 year old girl on skype?
Stranger: Yes...I want pussy
Stranger: Or boobs
You: My mommy is reading this with me
Stranger: OkPervs, this was a test run to see reactions
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👆 pedo right there. Not you count haha. The "stranger"
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Stranger: hey are u A)male B)female C)horny male D)horny female
You: E) hippo
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You: Hippo
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: U like hippo
Stranger: no u
You: Yes U DON'T!!!!!!!!
Stranger: there kinda kool i guess
You: What would u say if I told u I was a hippo
Stranger: i wouldnt care
You: Im a hippo
Stranger: kool
You: I feel way ,ore comfortable now
Stranger: y
You: Cause I told u I was a hippo and u didn't leave lots of people hate hippos
Stranger: o okk
You: U play tw
Stranger: wats tw
You: Turf wars
Stranger: idk wat that is sorry
You: It's an appp..........
Stranger: o ok no
You: R u a hippo
Stranger: yes definitely
You: Huh I found u is ur name william
Stranger: no my name is chria wats urs
Stranger: chris
You: John
Stranger: kool
You: R u overweight
Stranger: no r u
You: Yes I way 1ton!
Stranger: k
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💵ţђȩ ҫǿʉɲϮ💵 wrote:
I almost pissed myself laughing so hard.Stranger: hey are u A)male B)female C)horny male D)horny female
You: E) hippo
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Cupcake10172 wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹Stranger: wasup babe
You: Hippo
Stranger: 20 male
Stranger: hey sexy want some fun
ur aslbut i do only sex chat
You: Im a man
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Stranger: 15 m
You: Hippo
Stranger: huh?
You: Well isn't that a logical reply?
Stranger: hippopotamus?
Stranger: not really, no
You: Are you sure.
Stranger: quite, yes
You: Here in my area of the country. It is quite logical to reply with large mammals
You: Whale is also a good retort
Stranger: y u no say mammoth?
Stranger: okay
You: Well extinction fixed that one
Stranger: didnt jnow that
Stranger: where specificly in russia do you live?
Stranger: extinction my arse!
You: Siberia, although I do know it's a large place, you probably wouldn't recognize the town
Stranger: there were no dadoths
Stranger: lol
Stranger: okay
You: It's cold here
Stranger: yes
You: I wish I was at my homeland
Stranger: yes indeed
You: In africa
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i thought u where from beetlegeuse -
You: Near lake Victoria, there is a mud hole that I can call my own
Stranger: guess i was wrong:/
Stranger: okay
Stranger: why?
Stranger: do you own its rights? O.o
You: I inherited it from my parents
Stranger: are u engaged?:3
Stranger: aha
Stranger: very nice indeef
You: But alas I am here in the freezing cold
Stranger: indeed*
You: Zoos syck
You: Suck
Stranger: zoos?
You: Yes I made it clear I was a hippo earlier
Stranger: i didnt get to pet the lion:/
Stranger: no u did not
You: Lions are assholes
You: Logicly where would a large mammal response be accepted
Stranger: u said hippo was a "greeting" e_e
Stranger: dafuq
Stranger: TROLOLO
You: @mindfucked
You: Lol
Stranger: im nutricious
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Stranger: :}
You: Hippo
Stranger: Giraffe
You: Hippo
Stranger: Giraffe
You: Stop messing
Stranger: You stop
You: Stop what
Stranger: Messing
You: Hippo likes messing
Stranger: Giraffe likes messing too
You: No they don't they like eating
Stranger: Nope, I am a Giraffe so I would know they like messing
Stranger: >.>
You: Nope giraffe are tall and like eating trees
Stranger: No, we like messing things because we're tall. Just because we're tall doesn't mean we can't like to mess
You: Nope hippo only like messing giraffe are tall and like eating trees
Stranger: Well I am a Giraffe and I know many Giraffes and we all go around and mess together so I know that Giraffes like messing
You: Just admit you are a hippo and then I will go about my messing
Stranger: Ok I am a hippo
You: I win WooooYou have disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hippo?
Stranger: asl
You: 21 USA
Stranger: no gender?
You: Either one
Stranger: f
Stranger: u
Stranger: c
Stranger: k
Stranger: o
Stranger: f
Stranger: f
You: 😢 -
You: Hi I'm Henry the horney HIPPO
Stranger: hey there :D
You: Hi
You: Asl
Stranger: and you are a hippo? :D
You: TW?
Stranger: sorry but what?
Stranger: :DGet lots of instant disconnection
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Stranger: hey whats upp
You: Hippo?
Stranger: yes hippo
You: Really!!!!
Stranger: sure
You: Tw? Right?
Stranger: yeah!
You: Yes!!!
Stranger: :)
You: To the GD! 😁
Stranger has left the chatI think he lied. 😂
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi :(
Stranger: Whats wrong ?
You: Im lonely
Stranger: Lol m or f?
You: Im a hippo. No one likes hippos
Stranger: Pshhh ... You never fucked a hippo before ? Try it ....
You: It sucks cause I'm not a huge hippo. I'm under 2000 pounds
Stranger: Lol Your weird
You: See :(
Stranger: Lololol
You: Makes me want to find a lion and end it all
Stranger: I think you'd kill the lion ... Just saying
Stranger: Lol
You: But even the lion thinks I'm small
Stranger: Im bigger then u
Stranger: I weigh 3000 lbs .... And I have tusk
Stranger: My skin is rough and my name starts with a e ... What am I ?!?!?
You: Are you a wild boar?
You: Elephant?
Stranger: A elephant ... Duh
Stranger: Yeah lol
You: Is that you Sisko?
You: Sisko!?!?
Stranger: Whos Sisko ? ....
You: Your not my BFF Sisko the elephant? -
Stranger: hi, 26m from the usa looking for a younger sexy female...
You: Hi
Stranger: i am zach
Stranger: whats your name?
You: How young
Stranger: i am open to any age as long as you're sexy :) are you 15 or 16?
Stranger: or younger?
You: I'm 12 you are to young sorry
Stranger: no, are you sexy?
Stranger: stay talk...
Stranger: :D
You: Sorry your to
You: Young good bye
Stranger: no!
Stranger: stay!
Stranger: :D
You: I am a hippo really -
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You: hippo
Stranger: horny male here
You: Hippoey female here
You: ;)
Stranger: horny?
You: No, hippos don't have horns....
Stranger: how big ur tits
You: giant
Stranger: show me pic thn
You: Sorry, hippos can't operate cameras...
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Another good one---
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hippo
Stranger: I liked hippos bfore one of them ate my grandmother...
You: Ohhhh noooo
You: How did that happen????
Stranger: IM LEAVING NOW! YOU KNOW TOO MUCH
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You: hippo
Stranger: and im hungry for your poo ;)
You: O.O
Stranger: im just trollin ya :L
Stranger: you got a name?
You: hippo
You: i just told you
Stranger: your hippo?
You: Yeah
You: naw...hahahaha
Stranger: im hamsandwich
You: Nice to meat you.....
Stranger: ahhh good joke :L
You: I couldn't help myself...
You: You play TW?
Stranger: TW ?
Stranger: whats that?
You: Turf Wars
You: It's an app
Stranger: ah nah i dont
Stranger: mine craft?
You: No
You: but i've heard it's fun
Stranger: yeh i wanna try it but i have no arms or legs as i am a sandwich :(
Stranger: im of to go eat myself
Stranger: happy hunting
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Stranger: Hii
You: Hippo
Stranger: Ohh?
You: Ohh what
Stranger: Hippo
You: Are u a hippo too
You: Hello
You: Hippo
You: Tw
Stranger:TW
You: Oh well us hippo are rare anyway -
I found a kangaroo penguin
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I've been saving all the good ones... XP
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hippo
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi....ppo
Stranger: ?
You: It's an animal.
Stranger: I know!
You: Did you?
Stranger: Obviously
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: Yes
You: I think you're lying.
Stranger: I don't think so
You: Yeah, you totally are.
Stranger: No😠-.- are you a guy or girl
You: Girl.
You: Wait----
Stranger: ?
You: Yeah, just checked, I'm definitely a girl :)
Stranger: Lol!!!:DD
You: what are You?
You: ARE YOU A HIPPO?!?!
Stranger: No a girl
You: You can be a hippo and a girl.
You: A girl hippo.
You: Are you married?
Stranger: LOL:DD
You: Are you a Ms or Mrs Hippo?
Stranger: You are to funny but I am a human girl and no!!!
You: Are you sure? Have you checked recently?
Stranger: T
Stranger: Yess!
You: Gross.
Stranger: Noo!
You: Yes.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
😹You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hippo
Stranger: horny male here
You: Hippoey female here
You: ;)
Stranger: horny?
You: No, hippos don't have horns....
Stranger: how big ur tits
You: giant
Stranger: show me pic thn
You: Sorry, hippos can't operate cameras...
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Stranger: 18 m canada do you have kik ?
You: No do you?
Stranger: yea.. :P
You: Oh. What's Kim?
You: Err kik
Stranger: it's like bbm
Stranger: but for all the smartphones
You: Ok. What's bbm
Stranger: it's a instent messaging ap
Stranger: app
You: Ohh. I didn't know that. I'm just a stupid hippo
Stranger: lool
Stranger: hippo
Stranger: ?
You: No one likes me on jere
You: Here
Stranger: aww
Stranger: what's ur name
You: Henry the hippo
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I am currently in the band one direction. This poor girl.
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