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OMEGLE GAME!!!

• Ꭱ3V Jun 11, 2012

  Ok I just did this. And I swear this is copy and pasted exactly 😂😂😂 👇

  You: Hippo
  Stranger: f 16 Florida. I'm a freak. no kik no skype no messenger. older males and females only.
  Stranger: asl
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: yeah sure. asl
  You: 10 B outer space
  Stranger: pineapple?
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: no pineapple
  You: Grapefruit?
  Stranger: hippos like pineapples not grapefruit
  You: Hhhmmm. I didn't think they were the citrus types
  Stranger: yeah sadly its much to tart for them.
• 🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 Jun 11, 2012

  Stranger-F U
  Me-Hippo?
  Stranger-disconnects

  Lol😂😂😂
• 〓 S E E K E R 〓 Jun 11, 2012

  Lol this isfreaking awesome. I'm doing this till I find my hippo
• nateweger Jun 11, 2012

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  Ok I just did this. And I swear this is copy and pasted exactly 😂😂😂 👇

  You: Hippo
  Stranger: f 16 Florida. I'm a freak. no kik no skype no messenger. older males and females only.
  Stranger: asl
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: yeah sure. asl
  You: 10 B outer space
  Stranger: pineapple?
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: no pineapple
  You: Grapefruit?
  Stranger: hippos like pineapples not grapefruit
  You: Hhhmmm. I didn't think they were the citrus types
  Stranger: yeah sadly its much to tart for them.
  

  Hahahaha😂😂 Gotta try this!
• 🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 Jun 11, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  Stranger-F U
  Me-Hippo?
  Stranger-disconnects

  Lol😂😂😂
  

  Here's my next one
  Me-Hippo?
  Stranger-what
  Stranger-disconnects
• ༈Ꮹ༙ᏌƝ༙Ꮋ༙ᏫᏩ༙༈ Jun 11, 2012

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  You: hippo
  Stranger: m looking for roleplay
  You: I'll be a hippo
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  LMFAO!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
• SeñoritaMafioso Jun 11, 2012

  I think I just got someone to join TW!!! 😝
• ⚪️ Jun 11, 2012

  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  You: hippo
  Stranger: dammit not you again
  Stranger: do you get off doing this to people? Can't freaking talk to a hippo, their fingers can't push the button
  You: 0.o no hippo?
  Stranger: no I'm not a dam hippo. And neither are you. Got see a psychologist
  

  Some of these are pretty funny.
• nateweger Jun 11, 2012

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  I think I just got someone to join TW!!! 😝
  

  *2 years later in a vw bus callout*
  So, how did you find turf wars?
  ...Somebody called me a hippo.
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jun 11, 2012

  Stranger: halo
  You: Ohala
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: what is with the hippo
  Stranger: i think we spoke before
  You: No... That wasn't me
  You: Lotta people looking for others
  You: That say hippo back
  You: Win a game :)
  Stranger: hippo
  Stranger: i don't get it
  You: You play Turfwars?
  Stranger: what? this has got to be the same person
  Stranger: i said hippo and then you asked if i played turfwars
  Stranger: same conversation
  You: Nit the same person, we're from the same MMO
  You: Which ways tey go?
  Stranger: i don't know
  Stranger: i have no idea what you're talking about
  You: :( no hippo...
  You: Join Turfwars, add *******
  You: :)
• 🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 Jun 11, 2012

  Stranger: 15 m bi 6 inches
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: hippopotamus
  You: You play TW
  Stranger: and
  You: Do you?
  Stranger: yeah
  Stranger: do you?
  You: Yep
  Stranger: asl?
  You: To the GD!

  ????
• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Jun 11, 2012

  nateweger wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  I think I just got someone to join TW!!! 😝
  

  *2 years later in a vw bus callout*
  So, how did you find turf wars?
  ...Somebody called me a hippo.

  😹😹
• ☠།༨རསᏩཥརས☠ Jun 11, 2012

  Funniest. Game. Ever! 😂
• Ꭱ3V Jun 11, 2012

  Stranger: hi
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: na elephant
  You: Hippo!
  Stranger: fuk u
  You: Hippo?
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  Rofl some of the reactions are pretty funny
• ༈Ꮹ༙ᏌƝ༙Ꮋ༙ᏫᏩ༙༈ Jun 11, 2012

  OMG this shit is great. How did i never know of such a website? The reactions im getting have me lmao i damn near got tears.
  Im gonna keep going until i find the hippo.
• SeñoritaMafioso Jun 11, 2012

  ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ wrote:

  nateweger wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  I think I just got someone to join TW!!! 😝
  

  *2 years later in a vw bus callout*
  So, how did you find turf wars?
  ...Somebody called me a hippo.

  😹😹

  😂😂😂😂😂😂
  That'd be epic....
• o-/-<]: Jun 11, 2012

  Stranger: 17 m gay
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: Huh?
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: Wats thy
  You: Hippo?!
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• 〓 S E E K E R 〓 Jun 11, 2012

  Lol everyone who says asl to me I respond with pervert.....they always end the convo right after lol
• 〓 S E E K E R 〓 Jun 11, 2012

  Oh and I met killer the Carl.........WE WIN
• o-/-<]: Jun 11, 2012

  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: wtf?
  You: Hippo?
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  People are so mean.
• SeñoritaMafioso Jun 11, 2012

  Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:

  Oh and I met killer the Carl.........WE WIN
  

  HE MUST CONFIRM!!!
• Killer the Carl Jun 11, 2012

  I confirm, we win.
• 〓 S E E K E R 〓 Jun 11, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  Oh and I met killer the Carl.........WE WIN
  

  I'll post a screen shot on pal.
• SeñoritaMafioso Jun 11, 2012

  Killer the Carl wrote:

  I confirm, we win.
  

  Dangit!

  GOING FOR SECOND!!!
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jun 11, 2012

  Killer the Carl wrote:

  I confirm, we win.
  

  DAMMM haha but I'm still going, this is funny as hell
• 🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 Jun 11, 2012

  I found beppy94
• SeñoritaMafioso Jun 11, 2012

  I found a guy named penis1337.....but then he ended the convo, so he could've been tricking me....and I ran out of searches....
• papabear72 Jun 11, 2012

  Lord that thing is full of Horny males with 12 inch cocks.
• 991-۷օㄨγ-991 Jun 11, 2012

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  I think I just got someone to join TW!!! 😝
  

  Lol same
• ༈Ꮹ༙ᏌƝ༙Ꮋ༙ᏫᏩ༙༈ Jun 11, 2012

  Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:

  Lol everyone who says asl to me I respond with pervert.....they always end the convo right after lol
  

  Ive been replying to asl with:
  Hippo/47/large river east of africa

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