OMEGLE GAME!!!
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Stranger: asl
You: Hippo?
Stranger: Giraffe?
You: No, hippo
Stranger: No, giraffe.
Stranger: You suck.By the way. I like cats not giraffes.
Stranger: asshole.
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
They actually have an app. But you can get there via safariSeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Damn like on the laptop?🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
It's a website.🔥991-۷օㄨγ-991🔥 wrote:
I was just thinking this!!! On my way!!! How doin get "omegle"?papabear72 wrote:
MuahahahaOmegle has been trolled by TW!!
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I'm so doing this! Lol
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I found reaper!
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You: hippo
Stranger: Hey there.
ASL?
You: 10 girl
Stranger: wow, you really shouldn't be on here.
You: mom says I can
Stranger: you're mom makes bad decisions
Disconnect
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nateweger wrote:
Confirmed!I found reaper!
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nateweger wrote:
I think we had the same person!!Stranger: asl
You: Hippo?
Stranger: Giraffe?
You: No, hippo
Stranger: No, giraffe.
Stranger: You suck.By the way. I like cats not giraffes.
Stranger: asshole.
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People are getting pissed
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hippo?
You: HEEEELLLO IM A HIPPO!
Stranger: that's nice to know ^^
You: I had a hippo baby last night..I didn't know I was pregnant...damn my hippo hubby
Stranger: oh congratulations
You: u play tw?Then they left :,(
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😂😂 I almost pissed myself.
You.....hippo?
Stranger.... Do you masturbate in te shower?
You....while I bath
Stranger....asl?
You.....M/60
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
LmfaoStranger: Hi
You: Hippo
Stranger: Asl??
You: 189/M/congo river, east Africa
You: Hippo
Stranger: Ok well im f 134 from antartica-.-
Stranger: Polar bear
You: Sorry I was put up to this by asshole friends
You: Polar bear eh? Sounds hot
Stranger: Ok i was forced to by ninjas
You: Or cool actually
Stranger: Yh thats me hot as a polar bear
Stranger: Fail
You: 😢😢😢
Stranger: Aaw dont cry, ur tears might freeze up
You: Meany
Stranger: Thats me!
You: I'm sobbing into my phone you sadistic bastard
Stranger: Um im female , bastard implies that im a guy, if ur gonna call me anything call me a bitch, u wontsound as stupid
You: Damn you're so mean
You: Fine
You: Sadistic biatch
Stranger: Its bitch
You: Its whatever the fuck I want it to be!
Stranger: Someone needs to work on there spelling
You: Ha!
You: Irony!
You: Pot. Kettle. Black
Stranger: Ha like I give a shit
Stranger: Get a dictonaru
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Stranger: i am horny...wanted a sexy talking girl
You: Hippo
You: But okay
Stranger: asl?
You: Female 18 Egypt
Stranger: age ?
You: 18
Stranger: do u like sex?
You: As much as a hippo!
Stranger: how many times did u sex?
You: If you include my adopted hippo babies.... Zero times.
Stranger: hippo ?
Stranger: what is mean by hippo?
You: Hippo is very sexual.
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You: Hippo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Awkward...
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You: Hippo
Stranger: hi :) male 27, any girls for chat?
You: Gay -
Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Lol feel bad for that person😂😂 I almost pissed myself.
You.....hippo?
Stranger.... Do you masturbate in te shower?
You....while I bath
Stranger....asl?
You.....M/60
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I JUST DIED LAUGHINH!!
Stranger: I,
Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: m/f?
You: female, u?
You: I'm a hippo tho..
You: I do Bbw porn
Stranger: omg
You: do u play tw?
Stranger: yes
You: name?
Stranger: jack
Stranger: u?
You: fire
You: they call me fire
Stranger: what's ur porn name?
You: HIPPO!
Stranger: mind if I look it up?
You: nope
Stranger: what's ur breast size?
You: GG
You: it's mostly fat tho
Stranger: that's coolThen he left :/
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You: Hippo
Stranger: Zippo
You: Hippo.
You: ?
Stranger: The hippopotamus (Hippopotamus amphibius), or hippo, from the ancient Greek for "river horse" (ἱπποπόταμος), is a large, mostly herbivorous mammal in sub-Saharan Africa, and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the other is the Pygmy Hippopotamus.) After the elephant and rhinoceros, the hippopotamus is the third largest land mammal and the heaviest extant artiodactyl.
You: i guess you met other people doing this huh?
Stranger: Yeah I hate you!
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Hahaha this is the funniest thread I have seen in a very long time!👍😂
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འཇдрཟའ wrote:
😂😂😂😂 I want to chat with them now.You: Hippo
Stranger: Zippo
You: Hippo.
You: ?
Stranger: The hippopotamus (Hippopotamus amphibius), or hippo, from the ancient Greek for "river horse" (ἱπποπόταμος), is a large, mostly herbivorous mammal in sub-Saharan Africa, and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the other is the Pygmy Hippopotamus.) After the elephant and rhinoceros, the hippopotamus is the third largest land mammal and the heaviest extant artiodactyl.
You: i guess you met other people doing this huh?
Stranger: Yeah I hate you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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😒 I'm not getting any good ones
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
😂😂Is anyone even interested? Because I don't wanna be the only one doing it 😞
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😂😂😂
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hippo
Stranger: i got u twice hippo
Stranger: ?
You: You Hippo??
Stranger: out of 19000 u again
You: No no no that was someone else
Stranger: no it wasnt
You: Yes!
Stranger: how do u know
You: Because I'm a hippo. And a hippo never forgets!
Stranger: but someone said hippo to me before
You: Because they're looking for me!
Stranger: how many accounts do u have
You: Im a lost baby hippo!
You: Im looking for my mama
Stranger: feet guy?
You: No! Hippo!!
Stranger: go then keep looking
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Stranger: Can I grow you to 20 feet in height?
You: Wow. How?
Stranger: I have a growth ray!
You: Cool story, needs more of a plot to it though...
Stranger: Well can I?
You: No
Stranger: Please
Stranger: I will pay you
You: Oh ok
Stranger: Can you come to my lab??
You: Yeah
You: Where
Stranger: *fast forward to when you are here*
Stranger: Welcome!
You: Hey! I didn't think you were being serious! Wow this lab is impressive!
Stranger: Thanks!
Stranger: How are you?!
You: Good thanks
You: Grow me then
Stranger: Well can I have your name first?
You: Mr x
Stranger: Come on now....
You: Ok... Mr z
Stranger: NO!
You: You do realise its not real?
Stranger: YES!
You: Ok you give me a name
Stranger: Your real name!
You: But this is not real, so real names are not needed... If we really were in a lab then yeah, but we're not so no.
Stranger: Well are you male or female?
You: I'm a hippo
Stranger: I am really starting to dislike you...
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Wow, this is been a very successful game/thread!
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😂😂😂😂
Stranger.....f 19 looking for older
You...older what? Older sister? Brother?
Stranger.....either
You....oh to play games? Like monopoly, house, sorry and risk?
Stranger....no, games like sex
You....😉never played sex before. Is it fun?
You.....how many can play?
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You: Hippo
Stranger: im horny
You: Im a hippo
Stranger: okay
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And to think there had been doubt for this at first.
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༇₲ེམུསིℍð₲ེ࿔😲🔫😏 wrote:
"the oral sex was dodgy"Stranger: hi, I'm a 20 year-old guy in the usa
You: Hey im a hippo
Stranger: Turn around so I can fuck you
You: I know what your thinking..
Stranger: hippos are easy
You: Hippos dont have iphones
You: Well we do
Stranger: one hippo was my bitch for a year
Stranger: I've fucked hippos before
Stranger: Best year of my life
You: Thats intense...
Stranger: The oral sex was dodgy
You: I bet it was like you were flossing the hipos teeth
Stranger: And when that bitch was in heat - OMG
Stranger: I left her for a really hot chimpanzee girl
You: Smart move
You: TW?
Stranger: Yeah the chimp girl could do it all
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 this had me rolling. -
Stranger: Hey
Me:Hello
Me: I love penis
Stranger: Really? I have one
Me: So do IYour conversational partner has disconnected.
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I found Sadsam!!
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