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• Sgt Mayday Jun 9, 2012

  Its better to stay silent and seem a fool than to open your mouth and confirm it.
• 🎀ᏚαяαнᏦяαγ🎀 Jun 9, 2012

  Sgt Mayday wrote:

  Its better to stay silent and seem a fool than to open your mouth and confirm it.
  

  Like that one.
• Mr Dillinger Jun 9, 2012

  Friendship is like peeing on yourself everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling it brings
  And

  "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
• LAWRENCE😮‍💨 Jun 9, 2012

  Don't be silly, wrap your willy.
• Mr Thrust Jun 9, 2012

  Those who are able to see beyond the shadows and lies of their culture will never be understood, let alone believed by the masses.
• Traüger🏃Retired Jun 10, 2012

  Smile, listen, agree...and then do whatever the fuck you wanted to do anyway.
  -Robert Downey Jr.
• sadsam Jun 10, 2012

  There's no short cut to experience.
• ~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Jun 10, 2012

  There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.
• Ghost Rider Jun 10, 2012

  "Life's a bitch you ain't fuckin for free"
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jun 10, 2012

  Hypocrisy - I can shit on my front porch... But you can't shit on my front porch.
• Add XXL Jun 10, 2012

  Good things come to those who wait work their asses off and never give up.
• 🏃💨fartex💩 Jun 10, 2012

  Assumption is the reason for all fuckups
• Mafia⌖Mõƒõ Jun 10, 2012

  Yes , No , Maybe so is my answer !
• 『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Jun 10, 2012

  Some people are like slinkies, theyre not really used for much, but they still bring a smile to your face if you push them down a flight of stairs.
• Brad Lovegrove Jun 10, 2012

  🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:

  Hypocrisy - I can shit on my front porch... But you can't shit on my front porch.
  

  Challenge accepted
• 『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Jun 10, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  Some people are like slinkies, theyre not really used for much, but they still bring a smile to your face if you push them down a flight of stairs.
  

  That or
  Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
• Traüger🏃Retired Jun 10, 2012

  Some statistics say one can burn the same number of calories from sex that are burned off during sex. ¿WHO THE HELL CAN RUN 5 MILES IN 30 SECONDS?
• GreenManXphile Jun 10, 2012

  Trauger Jogger wrote:

  Some statistics say one can burn the same number of calories from sex that are burned off during sex. ¿WHO THE HELL CAN RUN 5 MILES IN 30 SECONDS?
  

  Icwutudiddar
• bunnymcd Jun 10, 2012

  This too shall pass.

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