Your Best ---Wise Quotes -
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Made me giggle.Don't piss into the wind.
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When life gets tough, get a big stick and put it back into its place.
They say it is impossible for humans to fly without some kind of assistance since the law of physics say it is impossible. Well, I never read the law of physics.
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Wrong is right when you turn the world upside down
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I don't always drink..but when I do I drink dos Equis..stay thirsty my friends
-The most interesting man in the world -
Brad Lovegrove wrote:
LolThat's what
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Disregard women , acquire currency.
Or in today's world...
Fuck bitches , get money .
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Do as I say not as I do
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Always be aware of the unaware.
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⌖ajc⌖ wrote:
Don't eat yellow snow?Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Made me giggle.Don't piss into the wind.
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❇乃عทزy❇ wrote:
Know the unknown unknowns.Always be aware of the unaware.
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If someone fools you once,shame on him!
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Don't shit in your own nest
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"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"
Kelly Clarkson -
UnknownAssassin wrote:
They just sound like Chuck Norris jokes like Death once had a near Chuck Norris experienceWhen life gets tough, get a big stick and put it back into its place.
They say it is impossible for humans to fly without some kind of assistance since the law of physics say it is impossible. Well, I never read the law of physics.
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"Girl just 'cause your smokin doesn't mean I like you"
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Mr Dillinger wrote:
No, I made them up on my own. These are not Chuck Norris jokes, at least any I ever heard.UnknownAssassin wrote:
They just sound like Chuck Norris jokes like Death once had a near Chuck Norris experienceWhen life gets tough, get a big stick and put it back into its place.
They say it is impossible for humans to fly without some kind of assistance since the law of physics say it is impossible. Well, I never read the law of physics.
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It has begun.
No prisoners.Now that's wisdom⬆.
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Try not to worry about things, worrying will not help or affect the outcome, it will just make you fear the outcome more.
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The McCurdle wrote:
LOL"If you build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life,"
-Terry Pratchett -
"If your not living in the edge, your taking up to much room"
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The things that float one person's boat may sink another's
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In the book of life the answers aren't in the back.
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He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.
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You get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun, than with a kind word alone.
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Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It's not a slippery slope to rampart inter-species coupling. When women got the right to vote, it didn't lead to hamsters voting. No court has extended to equal protection clause to salmon.
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It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
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" Can't never did anything "
That's one of my dads. He said that to me so many times I never really understood it till I was in my late twenties. -
I don't always smack bitches, but when I do I use my dick.
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fallacy wrote:
I heard this in the movie "Rudy""the secret to life is knowing and being happy with what you have".
I came up with it - perhaps others have said it or something similar. It is my life motto. It is easy to be jealous of others and unhappy with your life. I try not to take what I have for granted and try to be happy with all the blessings I have.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting one in a fruit salad.
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