The never ending story Pt. 1
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I figured I could write a story about elephants accidentally sucking water bugs up their noses as they drank, but realized that might be silly.
Then I considered telling Tarzan's story again, with a Turfa™ twist, but I figured maybe some people didn't like creepy, half-naked men running around screaming random noises at monkeys.
So then I figured maybe I could describe how the zombie apocalypse will really come about, but then I got scared at my own ideas (not really hehe).
Then I almost settled on describing what the guys from NASA found on the hidden side of the moon, but I realised just in time that I don't want to be thrown in prison as a political prisoner.
Then I considered making rude remarks about Nick, but I really don't want to be reset.
Then I realised, I could leave it to you, the TW hordes!
So, tell me: what shall I write an (almost) endless story about?
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A fiction story with fictional names on how tw began is now and will be in the future. Ie: no turfs planting but real life like overtaking of neighbourhoods?
I know its not that original, but you could add some twists of your above ideas turfa -
Sorry I was working, what were you doing at 4:30pm??
SciFi a boy from another planet and his adventures on earth. How he sees this world as working or not working asit were.
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A man saw a spatula. Then he saw a whiffle ball bat.
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Fartex, I'll do yours first, because you posted first. I'm about to go clubbing, but I'll write you story tonight afterwards 👍
Hyena, your story will be chapter 2 - next Wednesday afternoon 😉👍
Tweek, it goes "And then he saw a spatula. And then he saw a whiffle bat." ... So learn to troll properly, my friend 😜✌
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I invented it, I can modify it as I see fit. So there.
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Just for proof, I will bring up the first thread that it was said in.
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The end...?
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Tweek wrote:
Lol. Seriously, don't be tweaking shit 😉Just for proof, I will bring up the first thread that it was said in.
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How about Turfa the great and his royal servant, Aces rule the world. Then the people send an unknown assasin to kill us. Ect.
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ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) wrote:
Who's Turfa's offsider???How about Turfa the great and his royal servant, Aces rule the world. Then the people send an unknown assasin to kill us. Ect.
Then again I'm no boy robin, I could be Martian Manhunter to Turfa's Batman and you can be Robin the boy wonder.
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😨I really liked the zombie story...suck it up turfa!be a man and write about it!
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Hyena wrote:
Oh, oh! I call Catwoman!!! 🐱💃ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) wrote:
Who's Turfa's offsider???How about Turfa the great and his royal servant, Aces rule the world. Then the people send an unknown assasin to kill us. Ect.
Then again I'm no boy robin, I could be Martian Manhunter to Turfa's Batman and you can be Robin the boy wonder.
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Ohhh wait she's a bad guy in Batman, isn't she? Was I thinking of the Spiderman Catwoman? 😁
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Write a story about a man named Steve McSteven who's always in a pair of blue shorts and always is carrying a body sack but likes to invite random children to his house. 😱
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🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 wrote:
Thats sick man, lol...Write a story about a man named Steve McSteven who's always in a pair of blue shorts and always is carrying a body sack but likes to invite random children to his house. 😱
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fartex wrote:
Why? I have a neighbor just like that! In fact, I'm going over to his house this afternoon!🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 wrote:
Thats sick man, lol...Write a story about a man named Steve McSteven who's always in a pair of blue shorts and always is carrying a body sack but likes to invite random children to his house. 😱
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If you look at it in a certain kind of way, these days people would freak out a bit if you know what i mean.
Not saying he is, as he must be one of the nicest guys in your area, but where i live people would deffe atly raise an eyebrow to the least.No pun intended though 😉
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Yeah, I was just kidding....another failed attempt at humor 😓
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A super hero, that saves the earth from a vile beats:D
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
I thought it was funny👍😉Yeah, I was just kidding....another failed attempt at humor 😓
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One sunny day in Southern Mexico, a man named Fred saw several gangsters ride past on mopeds. He watched in mild horror as they stopped to bash up a telephone booth with an opposing gang's tags painted on it.
As he sat, sipping on his Chinese tea, he got to thinking about how he could do something to bring gang violence to the attention of the world. He could draw up posters with violent slogans on them, but that would only be affective in the immediate area. Then he had a brilliant idea. He'd make a computer game, based around gang wars!
Man was he a genius. 👍 -
Fred contacted a nerdy friend of his named Samantha, and together, they created the the game they named 'Tough Whackers' (later shortened to 'TW'). Tough Wackers became so popular within a year or so that Fred became quite wealthy from the game. It seemed that people liked being virtual gangstas, and as they say, money corrupts. Fred no longer cared about making people aware of gang violence, and began thinking about how he could make the game more popular. He added 'loot' items to the violent 'missions' that players could complete, and began advertising the game on non-violent websites. About two years after he and Samantha began the game, it had a massive influx of new players, virtually doubling Fred's income in a month.
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Around this time, Fred decided he wanted to redouble his income, and began to brainstorm with George Lincoln Jr. Jr. on new ideas. They came up with a plan to make it possible to send other players large sums of virtual money in return for loot items and Respect Points (which were used to buy player profile 'upgrades'). The two of them also made it possible to become Gang Leader of entire countries. These Gang leaders received double income from all the turf they controlled, but made them 15% easier to beat in fights for other players.
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TW continued growing in popularity as it entered its third year of existence, and Fred and Lincoln Jr. Jr. decided to incorporate inter-galactic travel. Any player with 500 million in-game dollars could buy a ticket on a space shuttle and travel to their choice of the Moon, Mars, Venus or Pluto. There, they could plant turf and fight wars.
Anyone wishing to fight in space had to spend money on armoured space suits, lunar vehicles and laser weapons. This equipment cost five times as much as the earth equivalents, but intergalactic mob wars became slowly more popular with larger players. -
Around the time that Tough Whackers entered its fourth year of existence, it's popularity began to wane, and Fred and his nerdy sidekicks desperately tried to think of something they could add to it. Then, Samantha had a brilliant idea. They could add pets to the game! By buying a $2 (real-life money) upgrade, they could buy pets to nurture. Rather than spending hours each day strategically planting turf to smash other players, they could spend hours training and playing with their pet dogs, cats, gerbils and rabbits.
Many of the older players quit in disgust, but thanks to an all-out advertising campaign by Fred's advertising team, many young girls began playing the game and buying the pet upgrade. -
And the accursed posting limit strikes again....
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As they year progressed, Lincoln Jr. Jr. suggested that they change the game name to 'Intergalactic Gangstas and Pets', to which Fred agreed. They shortened this name to InGaPets, or IGP for short. This politically correct name struck parents as acceptable, and they began downloading the game and buying the pet feature for their children as birthday presents, which made Fred rather happy. He could finally buy himself several Ferraris and a nice high-rise apartment. Life was looking good for him. He fired Lincoln Jr. Jr. and Samantha so he could have their salaries as well, and began living the high life more than ever before.
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Then, just as the fifth year of IGP rolled around, Internet servers worldwide began crashing. Before long, the Internet only existed in China and North Korea. Fred's brainchild died a slow and painful death, and he was forced to sell his lovely Ferrari collection and buy a Prius.
Fred was sad. He bought himself a gun and began going hunting. Shooting at things became his only outlet: his only way to let off steam and relax a little. Then one day, he fired at a rock, and the bullet split in half, killing a butterfly and a mosquito with the one shot. Fred realised how cruel he'd become, and became a monk. He lived the rest of his life in a big castle surrounded by bugs, and no Internet access.The End.😜
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
This too. Lol 😲😜And the accursed posting limit strikes again....
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
And then he added a virtual dog fighting upgrade, where all the players could force their puppies into battle.As they year progressed, Lincoln Jr. Jr. suggested that they change the game name to 'Intergalactic Gangstas and Pets', to which Fred agreed. They shortened this name to InGaPets, or IGP for short. This politically correct name struck parents as acceptable, and they began downloading the game and buying the pet feature for their children as birthday presents, which made Fred rather happy. He could finally buy himself several Ferraris and a nice high-rise apartment. Life was looking good for him. He fired Lincoln Jr. Jr. and Samantha so he could have their salaries as well, and began living the high life more than ever before.
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