The never ending story Pt. 1
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
LMAO! Man, I wish I had have thought of that! Lol. Actually, I'm quite happy with the way I finished it up. But that would have been a very politically-incorrect but funny interlude 😜😄😖😜And then he added a virtual dog fighting upgrade, where all the players could force their puppies into battle.
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I feel bad about the Prius part. So sad😭
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Now do a story with Wolverine in it! ///
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Cool story bro. Nice to have a quality Turfa post back.
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Hyena wrote:
Cool story bro. Nice to have a quality Turfa post back.
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Oh, I have a story!
Señorita Mafioso mobbed up and kicked Turfa's butt.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Not gonna happen, biatch! 😜Oh, I have a story!
Señorita Mafioso mobbed up and kicked Turfa's butt.
The end. 😊Cheers people! Glad you liked it 😏
Nateweger, I kinda enjoyed putting Fred in a Prius 😄
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I'M MAKING RAINBOW CUPCAKES!!!! Just thought you should know.
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How about.... A world where only water type pokemon existed. And nintendo never advanced beyond the gb color.
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YOU wrote:
They are beautiful 😱 I took pictures, but the crappy iPod camera just doesn't do them justice. And I can't open any more because they're for my open house... 😭😭😭I'M MAKING RAINBOW CUPCAKES!!!! Just thought you should know.
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TW Never-ending Story 2
Tarzan and Turfa the Explorer
One stormy night in the middle of Africa, it was also stormy in several other parts of the world.
One of these other parts of the world just happened to be in the middle of some random, uncharted ocean full of random, uncharted islands shaped like bananas and sinking ships.***interjection. Folks, our narrator mistook those half-sunk ships for other islands. Those are actually half-sunk ships.****
Yeah well, anyway, there were also some random islands. And those islands were inhabited by random, talking apes. They had a pet human, who had grown up with them after being shipwrecked as a baby with his parents. He came from one of those half-sunk ships mentioned earlier.
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This pet human of theirs was named Tarzan, after one of the apes that had drowned in a freak tidal wave several decades earlier. There was no resemblance or anything, just a random historic name that the apes had chosen for him.
Tarzan and his owners patrolled the island, searching for weed and ice ... weed for bedding, and ice to keep their herbal teas cold in summer. See, you thought they were stoners. Get your minds out of the bake-house. Tsk. Tsk.
Then one sunny morning, a ship docked against one of the shipwrecks and a lone explorer named Turfa embarked on the journey from it to the nearest island in a small, rubber safety raft. He carried cans of baked beans, bottles of worm tablets and the handle of a broken machete. He figured a machete handle couldn't cut his raft and sink him.
As he paddled furiously across the water, one of the cans of baked beans exploded in the heat of the sun, puncturing his raft and forcing him to cling to the nearest shipwreck.
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He watched, transfixed, as random fish with can-opener shaped faces ate his baked beans and went shooting around, leaving trails of large bubbles behind them. Then he figured he should try to get to shore, so he grabbed the bottles of worn tablets, stuffed them in his pockets, and swam to the beach, passing his ship on the way. As he climbed out of the water, Tarzan climbed out of a tree and introduced himself. Unfortunately, Turfa couldn't understand monkey language, and began laughing at Tarzan's clothing. Or lack thereof. Whatever.
Turfa then decided to sample the worm tablets, and offered a bottle to Tarzan out of the goodness of his heart. They both swallowed a bottle full of tablets, and before long they were tripping balls.
Large, green worms wriggled around Turfa, while purple elephants sucked bugs through their noses beside Tarzan. Then, the elephants began a war with the worms, and Turfa and Tarzan began laying bets (using primeval sign language) on which side would win the war. -
Tarzan's mummy monkey came down to the beach to go hunting for shells, and she began shouting at the two young men in Mandarin, which neither of them could understand. Then she vanished into a puff of flying baked beans, and the boys rolled around laughing.
Turfa finally decided it was time to stop being irresponsible, and contacted the coastguard via his waterproof emergency cell phone. As they sat on the beach, waiting for the coastguard to come save them and take them off the uncharted island, a random ape came to the beach to wash his fur in the saline water. Tarzan and Turfa began laughing at him when he stripped his coat off, and then they fell asleep.
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When they woke up, they were surrounded by news reporters and government officials. Turfa groaned and Tarzan growled, and then the two of them shoved through the crowd to the forest. They ran between the trees and disappeared from view. That was the last anybody ever heard or saw of Tarzan.
***I don't remember much of the years that followed. We were always either drunk or high, but I'm sure we had fun.***The End.
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This explains a lot, actually...
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Great story👍 This is nonfiction, right?😜This explains a lot, actually...
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I FOUND MY STORI! But I'm drink hehe I wanna writ a new story
Turfa was a bad boy an drank beer but it's ok hes in Australia an he can 😄 so he drank an plaid billyard a an lost but it's ok hes in a farmhouse wit friend's ❤❤❤😄
The. Maybe he will go to bed ,,, of damn it's after 2 in th mornin .!!. Ugh its ok hes in Austria hehe have a good nite people 😡😄😄😄❤ -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Dafuq?I FOUND MY STORI! But I'm drink hehe I wanna writ a new story
Turfa was a bad boy an drank beer but it's ok hes in Australia an he can 😄 so he drank an plaid billyard a an lost but it's ok hes in a farmhouse wit friend's ❤❤❤😄
The. Maybe he will go to bed ,,, of damn it's after 2 in th mornin .!!. Ugh its ok hes in Austria hehe have a good nite people 😡😄😄😄❤ -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Best story so far turfa 😄😄I FOUND MY STORI! But I'm drink hehe I wanna writ a new story
Turfa was a bad boy an drank beer but it's ok hes in Australia an he can 😄 so he drank an plaid billyard a an lost but it's ok hes in a farmhouse wit friend's ❤❤❤😄
The. Maybe he will go to bed ,,, of damn it's after 2 in th mornin .!!. Ugh its ok hes in Austria hehe have a good nite people 😡😄😄😄❤Lol man you made me lmfao!
Keep them comming man. 😉
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Wtf??? I posted a drunk story?! ... Well ... I suppose that's actually kinda cool. Haha. I'll post a sober one tonight after work peeps 😜✌
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Wait, you were drunk when you posted that? 😉
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Wait, you were drunk when you posted that? 😉
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The last man on earth was sitting in a room. Then there was a knock on the door.
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❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ wrote:
And it was the last woman on earth heheThe last man on earth was sitting in a room. Then there was a knock on the door.
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YOU wrote:
Turns out there is a happy ending to this already strangely happy story:I FOUND MY STORI! But I'm drink hehe I wanna writ a new story
Turfa was a bad boy an drank beer but it's ok hes in Australia an he can 😄 so he drank an plaid billyard a an lost but it's ok hes in a farmhouse wit friend's ❤❤❤😄
The. Maybe he will go to bed ,,, of damn it's after 2 in th mornin .!!. Ugh its ok hes in Austria hehe have a good nite people 😡😄😄😄❤Turfa got himself a new girlfriend when he sobered up. Woo! Haha
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Woo!!👍YOU wrote:
Turns out there is a happy ending to this already strangely happy story:I FOUND MY STORI! But I'm drink hehe I wanna writ a new story
Turfa was a bad boy an drank beer but it's ok hes in Australia an he can 😄 so he drank an plaid billyard a an lost but it's ok hes in a farmhouse wit friend's ❤❤❤😄
The. Maybe he will go to bed ,,, of damn it's after 2 in th mornin .!!. Ugh its ok hes in Austria hehe have a good nite people 😡😄😄😄❤Turfa got himself a new girlfriend when he sobered up. Woo! Haha
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A man who lives forever? Technically endless
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