Guys I need good jokes. SO VERY MUCH IS AT STAKE!
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Me english is moderately decent, no?
Anyway, I need really great original non dirty jokes.
Cos im lazy
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Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud.Wanna hear a clean joke?
The horse took a bath -
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Just a couple of my
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5 dollar bill A Lincoln
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20 dollar bill A Jackson
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
DumbWanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud.Wanna hear a clean joke?
The horse took a bath -
My dsylexic brother is a chef. If you go to his cafe don't order the carp
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Did you hear about the police case of the two men caught stealing car batteries and fireworks? They charged one and let the other off
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Dunlap2041 wrote:
Wanna hear another joke?🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
DumbWanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud.Wanna hear a clean joke?
The horse took a bathDunlap at me, I only did it once
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Q. How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A. By becoming a ventriloquist!
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Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. Nice belt.
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YОU wrote:
You are EnglishMe english is moderately decent, no?
Anyway, I need really great original non dirty jokes.
Cos im lazy
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Katniss (girl on fire)
+ Peeta (boy with bread)
=toast -
YOU wrote:
Actually it equals penis toastKatniss (girl on fire)
+ Peeta (boy with bread)
=toast -
Want to hear a clean joke:
Johnny is taking a bath with bubbles.Want hear a dirty joke:
Bubbles is a man 😳 -
Do u know how to make a plumber sad:
Kill his family. -
Thanks guys! That £70 shall be mine! MUAHAHAHA!
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A guy walks into a bar. Then slowly tears his family apart with him being an alcoholic
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YOU wrote:
All rights reservedYOU wrote:
Actually it equals penis toastKatniss (girl on fire)
+ Peeta (boy with bread)
=toast -
LordVoldemort wrote:
Fuck that. I'm stealing thisYOU wrote:
All rights reservedYOU wrote:
Actually it equals penis toastKatniss (girl on fire)
+ Peeta (boy with bread)
=toast -
ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
To late put it on pinterest and its. Copyrighted owned!LordVoldemort wrote:
Fuck that. I'm stealing thisYOU wrote:
All rights reservedYOU wrote:
Actually it equals penis toastKatniss (girl on fire)
+ Peeta (boy with bread)
=toast -
YОU wrote:
£70? What for?Thanks guys! That £70 shall be mine! MUAHAHAHA!
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the destroyer 3 wrote:
Contribution to the IADJD (International Assosiation for the Development of Jokes Database)YОU wrote:
£70? What for?Thanks guys! That £70 shall be mine! MUAHAHAHA!
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YОU wrote:
I'm not telling you my jokes! 😱the destroyer 3 wrote:
Contribution to the IADJD (International Assosiation for the Development of Jokes Database)YОU wrote:
£70? What for?Thanks guys! That £70 shall be mine! MUAHAHAHA!
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Your mom is so fat she makes your mom jokes relevant again.
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Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
Nonotes=no study
No study=Fail
Fail=no diploma
No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no money=no food
no food=you get skinny
you get skinny=then you get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone
alone=depression
depression=sickness
sickness=death
Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die.. -
Did you here about the pirate with the wooden leg? Neither did i
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YОU wrote:
So basically, you've ripped everyone off?the destroyer 3 wrote:
Contribution to the IADJD (International Assosiation for the Development of Jokes Database)YОU wrote:
£70? What for?Thanks guys! That £70 shall be mine! MUAHAHAHA!
How could you! -
🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Yeh. Its not actually called that though, just destroyer might steal em all.YОU wrote:
So basically, you've ripped everyone off?the destroyer 3 wrote:
Contribution to the IADJD (International Assosiation for the Development of Jokes Database)YОU wrote:
£70? What for?Thanks guys! That £70 shall be mine! MUAHAHAHA!
How could you!
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