Guys I need good jokes. SO VERY MUCH IS AT STAKE!

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Dr.Big Jun 4, 2012

YОU wrote:
🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
YОU wrote:
the destroyer 3 wrote:
YОU wrote:
Thanks guys! That £70 shall be mine! MUAHAHAHA!

£70? What for?
Contribution to the IADJD (International Assosiation for the Development of Jokes Database)
So basically, you've ripped everyone off?
How could you!
Yeh. Its not actually called that though, just destroyer might steal em all.
Not like these jomes are funny any. No offence.
ＴＨＥＪＯＫＥＲ Jun 4, 2012

YOU
Sgt Mayday Jun 4, 2012

☠✠Add CTF✠☠ wrote:
Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
Nonotes=no study
No study=Fail
Fail=no diploma
No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no money=no food
no food=you get skinny
you get skinny=then you get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone
alone=depression
depression=sickness
sickness=death
Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die..

Stupid commercials...
Frosty:) Jun 4, 2012

🌾Khal🌾 wrote:
Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?

A. Nice belt.

Lol
Zerø Jun 4, 2012

Dr.Big wrote:
YОU wrote:
🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
YОU wrote:
the destroyer 3 wrote:
YОU wrote:
Thanks guys! That £70 shall be mine! MUAHAHAHA!

£70? What for?
Contribution to the IADJD (International Assosiation for the Development of Jokes Database)
So basically, you've ripped everyone off?
How could you!
Yeh. Its not actually called that though, just destroyer might steal em all.
Not like these jomes are funny any. No offence.
The funny thing is most these jokes cone from the internet. Good luck with the plagiarism 😊
YОU Jun 4, 2012

Zerø wrote:
Dr.Big wrote:
YОU wrote:
🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
YОU wrote:
the destroyer 3 wrote:
YОU wrote:
Thanks guys! That £70 shall be mine! MUAHAHAHA!

£70? What for?
Contribution to the IADJD (International Assosiation for the Development of Jokes Database)
So basically, you've ripped everyone off?
How could you!
Yeh. Its not actually called that though, just destroyer might steal em all.
Not like these jomes are funny any. No offence.
The funny thing is most these jokes cone from the internet. Good luck with the plagiarism 😊
Yeh they like those
ҜɪⱠⱠеƦ✭Ǥ Jun 4, 2012

Two peanuts walk into a bar , one was aSalted
Mr Waffles Jun 4, 2012

Horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says ' why the long face? '
Mr Waffles Jun 4, 2012

Grasshopper walks into a bar.
Bartender says ' Hey, we have a drink named after you. '
Grasshopper says ' What? Bruce?'
YОU Jun 4, 2012

Mr Waffles wrote:
Grasshopper walks into a bar.
Bartender says ' Hey, we have a drink named after you. '
Grasshopper says ' What? Bruce?'

Haha
🐺
4nick8r Jun 4, 2012

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Sorry, you specified clean jokes. I think we have proven there are no funny clean jokes.
💍ᎫᏋᏇᏋᏝ🔥ᎢᏲᎥᏋᎵ💎 Jun 4, 2012

Sgt Mayday wrote:
☠✠Add CTF✠☠ wrote:
Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
Nonotes=no study
No study=Fail
Fail=no diploma
No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no money=no food
no food=you get skinny
you get skinny=then you get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone
alone=depression
depression=sickness
sickness=death
Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die..

Stupid commercials...
Screw you this joke is amasing, he used a slipart slope falicy!
Primo Loco Jun 4, 2012

🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?
The horse took a bath

Lmao wtf
Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 Jun 4, 2012

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"
De Rick Jun 4, 2012

Buster went to he'll when he died. Do you want to know why? Buster liked little boys.
Quoted from a tv show
Glock 45 Jun 4, 2012

Why does Micheal Jackson like 26 year olds? Because there are twenty of them ...
✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ Jun 4, 2012

Glock45 wrote:
Why does Micheal Jackson like 26 year olds? Because there are twenty of them ...

That's pretty clever
Ghetto Monstazz Jun 4, 2012

LordVoldemort wrote:
ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
LordVoldemort wrote:
YOU wrote:
YOU wrote:
Katniss (girl on fire)
+ Peeta (boy with bread)
=toast

Actually it equals penis toast
All rights reserved
Fuck that. I'm stealing this
To late put it on pinterest and its. Copyrighted owned!
Really? Because that joke was on mtv the other day.
Ghetto Monstazz Jun 4, 2012

De Rick wrote:
Buster went to he'll when he died. Do you want to know why? Buster liked little boys.
Quoted from a tv show

thats not even a joke
Sgt Mayday Jun 4, 2012

(Texting conversation)
-Hey!
>Hey I can't talk right now dropped my phone and lost it. Talk to you again when I find it.
-Ok.
-Found it yet?
>No.
-Ok.
Ʈɧєℜєɖєєɱєℜ Jun 4, 2012

Knock knock
Whos there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?

NOW, say that out loud and I hope you get it.

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