Describe ur dream woman/man
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  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote: We might be on to something...😳⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote: I could use the $$$ as well. What he doesn't know won't hurt him...Johnny O 💃 wrote: We could use the $$$....but I hear tell she has a BF.⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote: 📝👀 looks good to me!!Johnny O 💃 wrote: Just call me Christie, I'll divulge my daily rate by sliding it across my desk on a slip of paper.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote: I'll take Thursday!!⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote: I think today is fall in love with Ultra day for me 😍And I'm a tad saucy. Be warned. 
 I'll double it if Bella tags along with you.
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  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote: Not only did I look at the thread, but I googled it. My young mind has been permanently corrupted.ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote: File that under things I can never, ever unread.⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote: http://turfwarsapp.com/forum/43/topic/55161707/mr. olsson wrote: This is not Total Recall. Sorry.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote: no way she has 3 boobs so she is mine😡⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote: I think today is fall in love with Ultra day for me 😍And I'm a tad saucy. Be warned. 
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  upton wrote: Losers? Your the one with 0 turf, your patheticWow losers 
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  TheNewfieBullet wrote: Too much 😉 is that even possible?ང༐བℵཇ🔥💢👣 wrote: I think you watch too much porn...Bimbo. Huge tits. Huge boobs. Horny 24/7. 
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  Let me sleep on it 
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  travdog70 wrote: Her**?Let me sleep on it 
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  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote: We might be on to something...😳ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote: I could use the $$$ as well. What he doesn't know won't hurt him...Johnny O 💃 wrote: We could use the $$$....but I hear tell she has a BF.⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote: 📝👀 looks good to me!!Johnny O 💃 wrote: Just call me Christie, I'll divulge my daily rate by sliding it across my desk on a slip of paper.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote: I'll take Thursday!!⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote: I think today is fall in love with Ultra day for me 😍And I'm a tad saucy. Be warned. 
 I'll double it if Bella tags along with you.
 Damn. Always 5 hours late....
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  A girl who loves me for who I am. And if she's beautiful that's a bonus 
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  Ɗ∆ƦҜعℵ ℜ₳ℌℒ🔫💀🌄 wrote: Awwww 👆👆👆👆A girl who loves me for who I am. And if she's beautiful that's a bonus 
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  TheNewfieBullet wrote: Ok jus so we no, boobs AND tits rite?ང༐བℵཇ🔥💢👣 wrote: I think you watch too much porn...Bimbo. Huge tits. Huge boobs. Horny 24/7. 
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  Alive... 😳 
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  SeñoritaMafioso wrote: Anyone every see that movie Cemetary Man?!?! lol.... Creepy....Alive... 😳 
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  ₲яєєŋϻɑɳÐɪʂɪƞfø wrote: No...what's it about? Necrophilia?! 😱😱😱😷SeñoritaMafioso wrote: Anyone every see that movie Cemetary Man?!?! lol.... Creepy....Alive... 😳 
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  SkyTheLimit wrote: 😂👍TheNewfieBullet wrote: Ok jus so we no, boobs AND tits rite?ང༐བℵཇ🔥💢👣 wrote: I think you watch too much porn...Bimbo. Huge tits. Huge boobs. Horny 24/7. 
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  SkyTheLimit wrote: BahahahahaTheNewfieBullet wrote: Ok jus so we no, boobs AND tits rite?ང༐བℵཇ🔥💢👣 wrote: I think you watch too much porn...Bimbo. Huge tits. Huge boobs. Horny 24/7. 
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  Morgan Freeman wrote: 😲😲😲 Terrible. Curiousity sucks. It just flat out sucks.⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote: Not only did I look at the thread, but I googled it. My young mind has been permanently corrupted.ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote: File that under things I can never, ever unread.⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote: http://turfwarsapp.com/forum/43/topic/55161707/mr. olsson wrote: This is not Total Recall. Sorry.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote: no way she has 3 boobs so she is mine😡⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote: I think today is fall in love with Ultra day for me 😍And I'm a tad saucy. Be warned. 
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  I already have him he cooks, cleans, does dishes, laundry, keeps the yard maintained and helps out with the kids and is amazing in other ways as well what else could a woman ask for. 
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  I want a woman that will let me give her an Alabama hot pocket. 
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  🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote: I am afraid to ask..... 😳😷😁I want a woman that will let me give her an Alabama hot pocket. 
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  Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote: Well, Im not, so I will.🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote: I am afraid to ask..... 😳😷😁I want a woman that will let me give her an Alabama hot pocket. What the hell is that WV? 
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  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote: It's too vulgar for even me to describe on here.Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote: Well, Im not, so I will.🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote: I am afraid to ask..... 😳😷😁I want a woman that will let me give her an Alabama hot pocket. What the hell is that WV? 
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  🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote: Long as she dosent let you do a Colorado spring roll, she ought to have some sense in her head.🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote: It's too vulgar for even me to describe on here.Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote: Well, Im not, so I will.🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote: I am afraid to ask..... 😳😷😁I want a woman that will let me give her an Alabama hot pocket. What the hell is that WV? 
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  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote: What about a portuguese breakfast?? Nastiest thing i have ever heard in my life and i have heard/seen a lottt of crazy shit......🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote: Long as she dosent let you do a Colorado spring roll, she ought to have some sense in her head.🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote: It's too vulgar for even me to describe on here.Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote: Well, Im not, so I will.🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote: I am afraid to ask..... 😳😷😁I want a woman that will let me give her an Alabama hot pocket. What the hell is that WV? 
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  Baron Von Fritz wrote: Lol that's real poeticI know who my lady is, and believe me, no description could do her justice. Thus, I will not put forth worthless effort in doing so. ❤🌹❤ 
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  BlackWall$treet wrote: That is what honest love is...A living, breathing poem. ❤Baron Von Fritz wrote: Lol that's real poeticI know who my lady is, and believe me, no description could do her justice. Thus, I will not put forth worthless effort in doing so. ❤🌹❤ 
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  Baron Von Fritz wrote: Very trueBlackWall$treet wrote: That is what honest love is...A living, breathing poem. ❤Baron Von Fritz wrote: Lol that's real poeticI know who my lady is, and believe me, no description could do her justice. Thus, I will not put forth worthless effort in doing so. ❤🌹❤ 
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  BlackWall$treet wrote: That was so amazing I thought you got it from somwhere elseBaron Von Fritz wrote: Very trueBlackWall$treet wrote: That is what honest love is...A living, breathing poem. ❤Baron Von Fritz wrote: Lol that's real poeticI know who my lady is, and believe me, no description could do her justice. Thus, I will not put forth worthless effort in doing so. ❤🌹❤ 
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