Describe ur dream woman/man
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Male. Taller than me (not difficult). Likes a variety of music and likes it loud! Allows for my TW habit, writing habit, and reading habit. Probably the tinkering habit, too. Enjoys family (bc they're everywhere). Loves my kids like his own despite the obsessions with opera and dinosaurs (esp the opera...wow). Must leave me alone to commune with my iPod when on the lawn tractor. Extrovert preferred. And this girl ain't leaving Texas...heck not even Greater Houston. Deal with it....and my mouthiness. :)
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Three Big boobs 😍
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And I'm a tad saucy. Be warned.
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₩λƦŁØƦÐ wrote:
Jose has a lover?!?!? Ha jk bro😂👊The girl I text 4+ Hours a day ❤
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Ᏼ༙Ꮜ༙Ꭰ༙Ꮹ༙Ꮠ༙Ꭼ༙🔫💀🌄 wrote:
You know me too well! Yes....she is my dream lass,she will be mine....she wishes😝I'm gonna say Keeley Hazell for 💩💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ🔫💀🌄, seen as though he's not here.
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⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:
You hot the three boobs i'm after?😱And I'm a tad saucy. Be warned.
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17-20
- 5'2-5'10
-Blonde, Redhead, Brunette, auburn.
-Cute and Fun
-laid back and sweet
-Pretty cuddly and adorable.
-freaky streak. Had a few amazing habits and skills....
-loves dressing up and sexy talk.21-24
Totally downhill all of a sudden...
-Blonde, bright red, blonde and black, black, pink
-has to be able to ruin other relationships I have.
-must be the wrong choice between another girl.
-batshit crazy if drinking.
-Slaps girl bartenders and waitresses you know and gets kicked out of bars.
-Just lays in your bed the first week you meet her watching movies, and talking.
-Loves giving drunk you horrible ideas...Actually I kinda gave up on the dream girl for awhile...
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From then to now I've come to the reality that I have no idea what I want ever. Plus it's irresponsible to want something that specific without it even existing.
My new type is...
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⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:
I think today is fall in love with Ultra day for me 😍And I'm a tad saucy. Be warned.
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
no way she has 3 boobs so she is mine😡⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:
I think today is fall in love with Ultra day for me 😍And I'm a tad saucy. Be warned.
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🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Hey it was a joke. Hillbilly tried for the shallowest comment he could make while you were all serious. And they came out about the same depth. 😄 I thought it was funny.Ojibwe wrote:
...🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
You know this is actually less shallow than the other posts on this thread. 😋Big tits, nice ass, and willing to give it up 24/7.
My post was shallow? How so? -
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Snooki❔❔😂😂Lemme think...
Woman, not too tall, long black hair, caramel colors on her skin, beautiful brown eyes.
needs a loving personality, sweet and caring, risk taking and curious.Anyone out there?
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Man - Ginger hair, blue eyes, nice ass, average to bulk size (body)
Great sense of humor, adventurous, outdoorsy an so many other traits I don't feel like listing.
Woman - 😷 no thanks 😂😂This would be my dream man. Has been for many many years. But as I'm still single that "type" gets more vast. 😔 I hate being single. Meh I got 🍻 to fill that gap for now 😄
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✨Man- tall, slim, fair skinned
-red hair, stunning eyes, soft lips, beautiful facial structure
-funny, caring, sensitive, protective, patient accepts and respects me. ✨ -
"she's gotta be 5'7"
Smells like heaven
She was born in 86
Or maybe 87
Shes got full intentions
Of getting her PhD
She's got big ol boobies
A countrified booty
She don't get mad
If I watch dirty movies
If anybody knows
Where the perfect girl might be
Won't ya tell her about me" -
Big boobs, nice ass, brown hair, kind, likes metal and can put up with a lazy slob
Not gonna happen but still praying 🙏🙏🙏🙏 -
Bimbo. Huge tits. Huge boobs. Horny 24/7.
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Megan fox is pretty muck perfect 😍😘😍😍
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* much
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MoonChild wrote:
What the blazes is a snooki?🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Snooki❔❔😂😂Lemme think...
Woman, not too tall, long black hair, caramel colors on her skin, beautiful brown eyes.
needs a loving personality, sweet and caring, risk taking and curious.Anyone out there?
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This thread has quickly turned into Match.com
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
It's a toad looking creature. Known for its stupidity and inability to handle alcohol. And so annoying that a grown man felt the need to punch it square in the face.MoonChild wrote:
What the blazes is a snooki?🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Snooki❔❔😂😂Lemme think...
Woman, not too tall, long black hair, caramel colors on her skin, beautiful brown eyes.
needs a loving personality, sweet and caring, risk taking and curious.Anyone out there?
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Killer Khalsa wrote:
Or maybe zoosk AND match.comThis thread has quickly turned into Match.com
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I'll take Thursday!!⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:
I think today is fall in love with Ultra day for me 😍And I'm a tad saucy. Be warned.
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Killer Khalsa wrote:
This thread has quickly turned into Match.com
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Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Didn't see this coming.Man - Ginger hair, blue eyes, nice ass, average to bulk size (body)
Great sense of humor, adventurous, outdoorsy an so many other traits I don't feel like listing.Woman - 😷 no thanks 😂😂
This would be my dream man. Has been for many many years. But as I'm still single that "type" gets more vast. 😔 I hate being single. Meh I got 🍻 to fill that gap for now 😄
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MILA KUNIS<3
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
What? The discription or the gender? HahahaKevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Didn't see this coming.Man - Ginger hair, blue eyes, nice ass, average to bulk size (body)
Great sense of humor, adventurous, outdoorsy an so many other traits I don't feel like listing.Woman - 😷 no thanks 😂😂
This would be my dream man. Has been for many many years. But as I'm still single that "type" gets more vast. 😔 I hate being single. Meh I got 🍻 to fill that gap for now 😄
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Mila kunis. That's my dream girl
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mr. olsson wrote:
The two I've got are plenty for me. If they're not enough for Mr. Right he can deal with it. Besides, you got three hands to deal with three boobs anyway?⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:
You hot the three boobs i'm after?😱And I'm a tad saucy. Be warned.
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