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How are you going to enslave the human race and become the ruler of the world? It can be funny, serious, crazy.
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My plan: create a large army of extremely hot, busty women. Send them out to attract the men. When the men try to bed them, they take them to the room and kidnap them. Then I make an army of buff, sexy men (god that was hard to type) and they will do the same to the women. This large amount of people will be taken to brainwashing camps and become my slaves, be it through brainwashing, hypnosis, maybe even erotic hypnosis 😉. They will then kidnap everyone else and take them away to "compliance" facilities. Any armies that try to resist will be killed.
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ང༐བℵཇ wrote:
I think ur gonna find me hard to get unless you get my fiance to kid nap me, which I doubt because she scares me 0.0 she does kick boxingMy plan: create a large army of extremely hot, busty women. Send them out to attract the men. When the men try to bed them, they take them to the room and kidnap them. Then I make an army of buff, sexy men (god that was hard to type) and they will do the same to the women. This large amount of people will be taken to brainwashing camps and become my slaves, be it through brainwashing, hypnosis, maybe even erotic hypnosis 😉. They will then kidnap everyone else and take them away to "compliance" facilities. Any armies that try to resist will be killed.
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Well it starts with QLD winning State of Origin for the 7th year running. The next day NSW invades. We enslave the canetoads and make them do our bidding (men to be front line cannon fodder).
After NZ win the bledisloe cup, we repeat the process.
Next Victoria after the AFL grand final. With all the cash and military might we now crush the rest of Australia.
NSW now is a country with a couple of island off shoots.
We convince the us that Indonesia is a nuclear threat so they go in. When the us leave the country in disarray we arrive and put on a BBQ. We tell them that they have eaten non-halal meat and they rejoice at it's goodness converting to NSW'sism.
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Hyena wrote:
LOLWell it starts with QLD winning State of Origin for the 7th year running. The next day NSW invades. We enslave the canetoads and make them do our bidding (men to be front line cannon fodder).
After NZ win the bledisloe cup, we repeat the process.
Next Victoria after the AFL grand final. With all the cash and military might we now crush the rest of Australia.
NSW now is a country with a couple of island off shoots.
We convince the us that Indonesia is a nuclear threat so they go in. When the us leave the country in disarray we arrive and put on a BBQ. We tell them that they have eaten non-halal meat and they rejoice at it's goodness converting to NSW'sism.
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We now control Oceania, all islands are over run and natives deported to the mainland to support our military effort.
From here we instigate further territorial arguments between India and Pakistan and let them blow each other up. That forms a wasteland protecting our west and produces a nuclear cloud polluting the northern hemisphere. The lack of crops leaves the northern hemisphere weakened.
We take Malaysia, Vietnam, Cambodia on the way to China. We convince the Chinese that the Russians have resources, and convince the Russians that the Chinese do. After they have flattened each other we go in and throw a BBQ to help them recover. They realize that we are wise and strong. To be powerful on the world stage they join our cause.
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Next we cross to Japan, we simply take it after convincing our allies the Americans that it is costing them to much to maintain a military presence there and that of course they can trust us.
With the added wealth of Japan and China. The manpower of Indonesia and China. The resources of Australia, not forgetting the sheep in New Zealand (lamb us good). We are ready for our next stage and with South Africa winning the Tri-Nations (well 2 nations now), we invade Africa. The lack of nutrition and 1st world technology makes this an easy win with South Africa suffering a hang over and the rest if the countries being well crap by military standards.
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Now we wait for the football world cup. Of course a small pay off ensures that English win, the riots that ensue ensure that all if Europe is in flames. In a pincer movement we step in as the new world police and crush everything as we come from both China through Russia and up from Africa. The pouring of 500m soldiers (thanks to conscripts from Indonesia and China) ensure that there is no opposition.
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Currently the countries, that remain are only in the Americas. To celebrate we invite our American friends to a BBQ, we offer to hold it at their place as our backyard (Europe) needs a bit of a clean up. We pile on Steaks, ribs, chickens. There us even a prawn or 2 on the BBQ. We also include free beer and wine. None of that Nancy us beers, proper Aussie beers with 7% or 8% alcohol. We get the us having chugging contests and eating contests. After a week of this they are weak from exhaustion, obesity and chronic alcoholism. We immediately starve them of their addictions so that they beg us to take over in exchange for one more good beer.
That only leaves, Canada and the South American countries in the America's. With an army of over 1 billion we simply point a gun at their heads. Some will resist, but they get the India/Pakistan treatment.
The same is offered to each of the middle eastern nations. Some will choose death, and may they be happy with their choice.
Mwahahahaha I now rule the world.
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Hyena wrote:
I thought all of us Americans already were addicted, obese, chronic fatigued, binge drinkers...? Lmao 😂 might want to make it longer than a week I know some people who can last a lot longer than that. Include beer goggled women/men.Currently the countries, that remain are only in the Americas. To celebrate we invite our American friends to a BBQ, we offer to hold it at their place as our backyard (Europe) needs a bit of a clean up. We pile on Steaks, ribs, chickens. There us even a prawn or 2 on the BBQ. We also include free beer and wine. None of that Nancy us beers, proper Aussie beers with 7% or (cut)
The same is offered to each of the middle eastern nations. Some will choose death, and may they be happy with their choice.
Mwahahahaha I now rule the world.
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My plan: run for president
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I'm going to do experiments on white lab mice until one is a genius and the others insane. Then I'll wait for them to escape every night where they will try to take over the world in elaborate and comical ways. If they ever manage it... Well ill cross that bridge when it comes, but it will be fun to watch
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I'm assuming that I have already overthrown all world leaders and have full control.
I'd start thinning out the population by cutting off medication and food supplies. I'd hire death squads and base their training on policing to kill. All crime would be punishable by death, no matter how small an offence.
I'd then have certain countries as no go areas. Flatten them with shit loads of bombs, and poison the ground so nothing could grow. I'd use these countries to deport rebels of my regime to.
Everyone would be electronically tagged.
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Oh my people would love me!!
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The Rhino 1 hour ago Quote
I'm going to do experiments on white lab mice until one is a genius and the others insane. Then I'll wait for them to escape every night where they will try to take over the world in elaborate and comical ways. If they ever manage it... Well ill cross that bridge when it comes, but it will be fun to watchFab show lol
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"I read somewhere the the most comforting sound to a baby is the steady beats of its mothers heart. That's why I created the Bum-Buminator. I will broadcast my heart to all the babies in the tri-state area, and draw them to me. Then I will create a MASSIVE BABY ARMY.
And noone would fight back, you know.. Cause their babies" -
Become president and establish strong socialist laws & economic plans. The 1% becomes equal to the rest of society and now all their income taxes primarily go to spreading American socialist propaganda worldwide through diplomats and ambassadors. Soon, the countries lose power and only the superpowers (Russia, and maybe Germany since its economy is in excellent shape now, the EU depends on them) rule above with me. We all turn to north korea as an enemy. Once their dictatorship crumbles before us, I have no more enemies, and the world looks up to me
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
And the sound often makes 'em fall asleep :("I read somewhere the the most comforting sound to a baby is the steady beats of its mothers heart. That's why I created the Bum-Buminator. I will broadcast my heart to all the babies in the tri-state area, and draw them to me. Then I will create a MASSIVE BABY ARMY.
And noone would fight back, you know.. Cause their babies" -
The middle east joins together and starts to bomb all the county's in the world. The country's that are getting bombed join together and fight back. Well when they won the u.s establishes a world wide government with each country being like a state and so on. That way hardly and blood will be shed. Also in this new government the government will work for the people not the other way around. The laws will be made by the People and NOT congress. If the people don't like the law it will not be put in effect. Everybody's idea will be knowtest. If we go into a economic crisis and a 3 year old kid has the way to get out of it he/she will be brought in front of the worldwide congress. There will be no representeves because the people will make there own laws. The world will be happy.
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I would start with going to north Korea, take over the ledership from the person being in charge at the time by killing him.
Then i would make US my allie to later use them but we will get to that later.
When Korea now has new ledership we get into the UN.
And then we will be ready for the next step...i'll send out my small secret special force to kidnap some top scientists to create a deadly virus for me.
when the virus is tested on some annoying people it's time for the next step... -
Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
It will be the same, but with better beer!Hyena wrote:
I thought all of us Americans already were addicted, obese, chronic fatigued, binge drinkers...? Lmao 😂 might want to make it longer than a week I know some people who can last a lot longer than that. Include beer goggled women/men.Currently the countries, that remain are only in the Americas. To celebrate we invite our American friends to a BBQ, we offer to hold it at their place as our backyard (Europe) needs a bit of a clean up. We pile on Steaks, ribs, chickens. There us even a prawn or 2 on the BBQ. We also include free beer and wine. None of that Nancy us beers, proper Aussie beers with 7% or (cut)
The same is offered to each of the middle eastern nations. Some will choose death, and may they be happy with their choice.
Mwahahahaha I now rule the world.
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The Hulk. 😊
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I am already the king of my world! in minecraft.....
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Easy establish a secret foundation have rich people join get them to give all of there money and use that money to get richer people to join I'll get them to join by telling them it's a group that barely any person can be accepted into. Next feed and leech there money allowing me to establish a vast array of weapons of mass destruction next hire mercenaries (only the best) have them invade a valuable yet unstable country and have them take over establish absolute control over the nation and sell less valuable resources after that treat the citizens well by slowly taking over neighbouring land and giving it to them for free but in return I must receive one person from each family who will join my slowly developing army next train them for every situation no matter how much the cost then equip them with the finest weaponry available
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train them to use it and then send a quarter of them off to invade and capture a neighbouring country I'll continue this process after I've captured 5 countries I'll send half my army to take Africa the continent will easily be taken due to the great amount of conflict Next obtain resources make every person equally wealthy for now then establish myself even further by mass invading china and north Korea it'll be a surprise attack I'll establish that each nation wants to attack the other and take land causing them to go to war once both gave exhausted most if there wealth invade both and take all major cities I've now taken half of planet earth now I establish an alliance with middle eastern countries and with the now amazing wealth I posess force all countries into debt and take them now planet earth is mine.
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You see I've got it planned out
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I've already made a master plan for this. I can't explain it because it's too detailed (I'm not kidding). I have a masterplan that took three years to make and will be completed in about 25 years. It involves phychological predictions, playing the stock market, and stayin behind the scenes. It has 40% chance of absolute success and a 36% chance of partial success and a 24% chance of absolute failure. You cannot comprehend how this plan will possibly work but it will
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ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Try meI've already made a master plan for this. I can't explain it because it's too detailed (I'm not kidding). I have a masterplan that took three years to make and will be completed in about 25 years. It involves phychological predictions, playing the stock market, and stayin behind the scenes. It has 40% chance of absolute success and a 36% chance of partial success and a 24% chance of absolute failure. You cannot comprehend how this plan will possibly work but it will
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"I read somewhere the the most comforting sound to a baby is the steady beats of its mothers heart. That's why I created the Bum-Buminator. I will broadcast my heart to all the babies in the tri-state area, and draw them to me. Then I will create a MASSIVE BABY ARMY.
And noone would fight back, you know.. Cause their babies"
ROFL Dr. Doofenschmirtz... -
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Except hugh jass you know because he thinks babies are delicious."I read somewhere the the most comforting sound to a baby is the steady beats of its mothers heart. That's why I created the Bum-Buminator. I will broadcast my heart to all the babies in the tri-state area, and draw them to me. Then I will create a MASSIVE BABY ARMY.
And noone would fight back, you know.. Cause their babies"
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Start creating alliances with different countries, then send their nukes off at each other. Like a boss!!
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