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A more realistic plan:
Establish a secret society of rich people great at persuading.
Slowly use them as politicians to infiltrate congress.
I then join in the next presidential election.
My rich politicians will donate money to my superpac, and use their money and persuasion to get others to endorse me, get the news stations to talk very well of me, and get all kinds of people on board.
Win election.
Create extreme bills that my corrupt politicians will help pass, causing the US to become a dictatorship.
Use propaganda to make everyone think this is good.
At first signs of unrest, stage false flag attack.
Invade other nations.
If unrest continues, issue martial law.
Do this until I control the world -
My plan actually involves me destroying the church of Scientology by implanting people and having them rank up destabilise it and take all the money effectively destroying it and drilling hundreds of millions possibly billions
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ང༐བℵཇ wrote:
A more realistic plan:
Establish a secret society of rich people great at persuading.
Slowly use them as politicians to infiltrate congress.
I then join in the next presidential election.
My rich politicians will donate money to my superpac, and use their money and persuasion to get others to endorse me, get the news stations to talk very well of me, and get all kinds of people on board.
Win election.
Create extreme bills that my corrupt politicians will help pass, causing the US to become a dictatorship.
Use propaganda to make everyone think this is good.
At first signs of unrest, stage false flag attack.
Invade other nations.
If unrest continues, issue martial law.
Do this until I control the world
The us is going broke such things would be impossible also you basically stole my plan on page one -
1. Join the illuminati
2. Stay there
3. Control the world affairs together -
First, I'll build a time machine. Then I'll go into the future and squire technology that would let me control animals and things that would let dolphins walk and breath on land. Then, after getting enough of that technology and stealing a ton of high powered weapons, I'd come back and establish a massive dolphin army. I'd then use this dolphin army to conquer Cuba and Whales. I'd then sell these countries to the highest bidder. With the money I make from that, I'd buy every restaurant or food store in key economic cities such as New York or Chicago. I'd then use these to make more money, but then shut them all down. Therefore, due to lack of food sources, all trading would need to be moved elsewhere. While people are scrambling out of the city, I will come in and use the money from the food selling to buy the cities dirt cheap.
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Then, I'd reopen the food selling places, so people would have to come onto my land, which I would declare independence on and defend with my dolphin army. I would then be in control of some of the worlds most economically important cities, which would make me billions. I'd continue this process until I owned the world!
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Pah, just wait till I throw a nuke in every town 👿 oh wait, there'd be no world to take over!😱 Scratch that plan❌
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My plan is simple yet diabolical. First I will take control of the world's media and communications. Then I will mercilessly play friday over all electronic devices until the world governments surrender to me. Once I am declared supreme ruler I will supress all rebel forces with the devastating power of justin bieber. And soon there will be none left to challenge my rule. All hail zerø!!!!
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First I round up all the worlds alchol and get everybody so drunk that they declare me their leader. Them I take control of the worlds military. And rule the drunk and intoxicated civilians with an iron fist! My word is LAW. Bow down to me my mindless androids!😡😡
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I'd make the stupid people smart, then we wouldn't need a ruler because rulers are for stupid people :)
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De Rick wrote:
The only similarities are the rich people and the secret society. I take over using corruption power and greed. You take over with WMDs and mercs. Also, there are plenty of billionaires and millionaires in the US. It's also very possible.ང༐བℵཇ wrote:
A more realistic plan:
The us is going broke such things would be impossible also you basically stole my plan on page one
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
So when you say you're going to "conquer Cuba and Whales," are you talking about animal Whales? Like an epic battle of Dolphins versus Whales???✂
Then, after getting enough of that technology and stealing a ton of high powered weapons, I'd come back and establish a massive dolphin army. I'd then use this dolphin army to conquer Cuba and Whales. I'd then sell these countries to the highest bidder. With the money I make from that, I'd buy every restaurant or food store in key economic cities such as New York or Chicago. I'd then use these to make more money, but then shut them all down. Therefore, due to lack of food sources, all trading would need to be moved elsewhere. While people are scrambling out of the city, I will come in and use the money from the food selling to buy the cities dirt cheap.
😱😱😱😝😝😝
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ང༐བℵཇ wrote:
Yours is an economic take over but the economy would collapse from such a thing that's why force eventually would be needed also my one actuall involves me stealing everything the rich have for my effortDe Rick wrote:
The only similarities are the rich people and the secret society. I take over using corruption power and greed. You take over with WMDs and mercs. Also, there are plenty of billionaires and millionaires in the US. It's also very possible.ང༐བℵཇ wrote:
A more realistic plan:
The us is going broke such things would be impossible also you basically stole my plan on page one
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Yah I just took all of Africa next china and north korea
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De Rick wrote:
The economy would not collapse...please, elaborate.ང༐བℵཇ wrote:
Yours is an economic take over but the economy would collapse from such a thing that's why force eventually would be needed also my one actuall involves me stealing everything the rich have for my effortDe Rick wrote:
The only similarities are the rich people and the secret society. I take over using corruption power and greed. You take over with WMDs and mercs. Also, there are plenty of billionaires and millionaires in the US. It's also very possible.ང༐བℵཇ wrote:
A more realistic plan:
The us is going broke such things would be impossible also you basically stole my plan on page one
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3rayc wrote:
Boooooring😉I'd make the stupid people smart, then we wouldn't need a ruler because rulers are for stupid people :)
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Declare an individual country of my own. Create an army. Recruit Chick Norris into said army. Nuff' said.
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Zerø wrote:
And how would someone do this? I find many smart people to be extremely stupid with respect to any ideas outside their area of expertise.3rayc wrote:
Boooooring😉I'd make the stupid people smart, then we wouldn't need a ruler because rulers are for stupid people :)
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