So, I have an iguana...
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But I'm having a lot of trouble with him. He's getting pretty big, and pretty mean. I've read countless articles on "taming" them, and I've tried everything. I hand feed him every day (when he lets me,) I put him in a spot where he can always see me so he's familiar with me, talk to him, try to pet him (again, when he lets me,) and he still panics when I get too close and tries to tail whip and bite. It's starting to get pretty painful, and I'm afraid he'll hurt himself running around the terrarium. It's about time I put him in a bigger terrarium, but as expensive as they are, idk if I should just try to sell him. If he's going to be this temperamental when he's full grown, idk if I can handle it. So I was wondering if anyone had any experience on the matter, and might be able to offer some advice.
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Beat him. A good ol fashioned "five across the eye" should do it.
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Calgary357 wrote:
Lol problem is, he could probably kick my ass at this point.Beat him. A good ol fashioned "five across the eye" should do it.
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Shoot him in his arse
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😂ive tried for years and years to tame my lizard too! The more I try, the bigger, meaner and hungrier he gets! So now I just let him loose, and feed him what he craves. 🐱
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Take your lizard to a bar, first woman your lizard is interested in, make a move! Let your lizard do all the thinking and talking! Should tame him in no time!
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Lmao wrong lizard man.
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I would most likely sell him, but that's only because I have a pathological fear of reptiles.
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GunnGunn wrote:
Ammo costs too much. Need to save it for the zombies.Shoot him in his arse
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Zenyoul wrote:
Lol my gf did too. But I have him litter box trained and now she thinks he's awesome. As long as she doesn't have to touch him. And she gets a kick out of watching him mutilate my hand...I would most likely sell him, but that's only because I have a pathological fear of reptiles.
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Give him an iPod, download the TW app, hand him the iPod with the TW create an account screen and leave. If he is a mean type, we will straighten him out so he knows respects or sleeps with nightmares of turf capping.
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Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Save your lizard so he can grow strong to eat the zombies.GunnGunn wrote:
Ammo costs too much. Need to save it for the zombies.Shoot him in his arse
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
But his claws might scratch up my screen 😥Give him an iPod, download the TW app, hand him the iPod with the TW create an account screen and leave. If he is a mean type, we will straighten him out so he knows respects or sleeps with nightmares of turf capping.
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
But a zombified iguana would be terrifying!Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Save your lizard so he can grow strong to eat the zombies.GunnGunn wrote:
Ammo costs too much. Need to save it for the zombies.Shoot him in his arse
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Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Like I said, give him an iPod which I implied as buying him a new iPod.UnknownAssassin wrote:
But his claws might scratch up my screen 😥Give him an iPod, download the TW app, hand him the iPod with the TW create an account screen and leave. If he is a mean type, we will straighten him out so he knows respects or sleeps with nightmares of turf capping.
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
Lol I'm on a budget.Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Like I said, give him an iPod which I implied as buying him a new iPod.UnknownAssassin wrote:
But his claws might scratch up my screen 😥Give him an iPod, download the TW app, hand him the iPod with the TW create an account screen and leave. If he is a mean type, we will straighten him out so he knows respects or sleeps with nightmares of turf capping.
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Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Well, just do a few crack a bank safe missions. You either rob a bank and buy the iPod with the money or loot an iPod.UnknownAssassin wrote:
Lol I'm on a budget.Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Like I said, give him an iPod which I implied as buying him a new iPod.UnknownAssassin wrote:
But his claws might scratch up my screen 😥Give him an iPod, download the TW app, hand him the iPod with the TW create an account screen and leave. If he is a mean type, we will straighten him out so he knows respects or sleeps with nightmares of turf capping.
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
You can loot iPods? I'll get right on that.Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Well, just do a few crack a bank safe missions. You either rob a bank and buy the iPod with the money or loot an iPod.UnknownAssassin wrote:
Lol I'm on a budget.Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Like I said, give him an iPod which I implied as buying him a new iPod.UnknownAssassin wrote:
But his claws might scratch up my screen 😥Give him an iPod, download the TW app, hand him the iPod with the TW create an account screen and leave. If he is a mean type, we will straighten him out so he knows respects or sleeps with nightmares of turf capping.
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Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Maybe. Not sure.UnknownAssassin wrote:
You can loot iPods? I'll get right on that.Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Well, just do a few crack a bank safe missions. You either rob a bank and buy the iPod with the money or loot an iPod.UnknownAssassin wrote:
Lol I'm on a budget.Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Like I said, give him an iPod which I implied as buying him a new iPod.UnknownAssassin wrote:
But his claws might scratch up my screen 😥Give him an iPod, download the TW app, hand him the iPod with the TW create an account screen and leave. If he is a mean type, we will straighten him out so he knows respects or sleeps with nightmares of turf capping.
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Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Didn't you just say you has expensive ammunition?UnknownAssassin wrote:
Lol I'm on a budget.Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Like I said, give him an iPod which I implied as buying him a new iPod.UnknownAssassin wrote:
But his claws might scratch up my screen 😥Give him an iPod, download the TW app, hand him the iPod with the TW create an account screen and leave. If he is a mean type, we will straighten him out so he knows respects or sleeps with nightmares of turf capping.
(Time to blow this case wide open.) -
I spare no expense when it comes to zombie killing.
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Iguana used Tail Whip!
Tony's defence lowered sharply. -
Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Nick! Nows your chance!I spare no expense when it comes to zombie killing.
I know.
(Here we go). *phoenix wright theme song starts playing*
The zombie epidemic ends years ago! Tell me the truth! *Slams on desk* -
Zenyoul wrote:
You never know when they'll be back! You must ALWAYS be prepared!Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Nick! Nows your chance!I spare no expense when it comes to zombie killing.
I know.
(Here we go).*phoenix wright theme song starts playing*
The zombie epidemic ends years ago! Tell me the truth! *Slams on desk* -
Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
But shouldnt you be more prepared for the zombie iguanas!?!? Like this survival kit found in your room would suggest!?!?!Zenyoul wrote:
You never know when they'll be back! You must ALWAYS be prepared!Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Nick! Nows your chance!I spare no expense when it comes to zombie killing.
I know.
(Here we go).*phoenix wright theme song starts playing*
The zombie epidemic ends years ago! Tell me the truth! *Slams on desk* -
(Remember the song, it makes this situation epic).
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ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ wrote:
😹 worst attack ever in pokemonIguana used Tail Whip!
Tony's defence lowered sharply. -
ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ wrote:
Lmfao tony ran awayIguana used Tail Whip!
Tony's defence lowered sharply. -
Anyway, all joking aside, if anyone has any serious answers, they would be much appreciated.
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Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
I just realized that. This has dissipated into a joke fest.Anyway, all joking aside, if anyone has any serious answers, they would be much appreciated.
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Zenyoul wrote:
I lol'd a bit. But I could use the help.Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
I just realized that. This has dissipated into a joke fest.Anyway, all joking aside, if anyone has any serious answers, they would be much appreciated.
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