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So, I have an iguana...

• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ May 23, 2012

  I would just keep trying.
  🚶➿💃
  Tail Whip!™
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 May 23, 2012

  This was a great read. You actually know how to form sentences and I love it. Sorry I have no advice for you though. Good luck👍
• Tlj May 23, 2012

  🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:

  This was a great read. You actually know how to form sentences and I love it. Sorry I have no advice for you though. Good luck👍
  

  Thanks. All those broken run-on sentences full of abbreviated text talk are hard to read. They drive me crazy.
• Tlj May 23, 2012

  ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ wrote:

  I would just keep trying.
  🚶➿💃
  Tail Whip!™
  

  I'm gonna. But what I'm doing isn't working 😔
• Zenyoul May 23, 2012

  GUYS! THE MAN NEEDS HELP WITH HIS IGUANA!!!
• SeñoritaMafioso May 23, 2012

  Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:

  😂ive tried for years and years to tame my lizard too! The more I try, the bigger, meaner and hungrier he gets! So now I just let him loose, and feed him what he craves. 🐱
  

  When I read this, my first thought was:

  He must be kidding.
  He can't really feed his iguana cats, right?

  And then I read the next few posts, and then I had to re-read them all again before I got it... 😓😣
• Zenyoul May 23, 2012

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:

  😂ive tried for years and years to tame my lizard too! The more I try, the bigger, meaner and hungrier he gets! So now I just let him loose, and feed him what he craves. 🐱
  

  When I read this, my first thought was:

  He must be kidding.
  He can't really feed his iguana cats, right?

  And then I read the next few posts, and then I had to re-read them all again before I got it... 😓😣
  

  I still don't get it.
• SeñoritaMafioso May 23, 2012

  Zenyoul wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:

  😂ive tried for years and years to tame my lizard too! The more I try, the bigger, meaner and hungrier he gets! So now I just let him loose, and feed him what he craves. 🐱
  

  When I read this, my first thought was:

  He must be kidding.
  He can't really feed his iguana cats, right?

  And then I read the next few posts, and then I had to re-read them all again before I got it... 😓😣
  

  I still don't get it.

  😳😳😳
  I will not be explaining this one....Anyone else can jump in now....😥
• βཞѧʂʂ ƒʊℵҜy͜ May 23, 2012

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Zenyoul wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:

  😂ive tried for years and years to tame my lizard too! The more I try, the bigger, meaner and hungrier he gets! So now I just let him loose, and feed him what he craves. 🐱
  

  When I read this, my first thought was:

  He must be kidding.
  He can't really feed his iguana cats, right?

  And then I read the next few posts, and then I had to re-read them all again before I got it... 😓😣
  

  I still don't get it.

  😳😳😳
  I will not be explaining this one....Anyone else can jump in now....😥

  I think that's best left for the chap's parents. Yes, I feed my lizard, uhm..kitty cats.
• SeñoritaMafioso May 23, 2012

  Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Zenyoul wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:

  😂ive tried for years and years to tame my lizard too! The more I try, the bigger, meaner and hungrier he gets! So now I just let him loose, and feed him what he craves. 🐱
  

  When I read this, my first thought was:

  He must be kidding.
  He can't really feed his iguana cats, right?

  And then I read the next few posts, and then I had to re-read them all again before I got it... 😓😣
  

  I still don't get it.

  😳😳😳
  I will not be explaining this one....Anyone else can jump in now....😥

  I think that's best left for the chap's parents. Yes, I feed my lizard, uhm..kitty cats.

  😱 That's terrible!!! You monste—
  Dagnabbit. 😒
• Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 May 23, 2012

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:

  😂ive tried for years and years to tame my lizard too! The more I try, the bigger, meaner and hungrier he gets! So now I just let him loose, and feed him what he craves. 🐱
  

  When I read this, my first thought was:

  He must be kidding.
  He can't really feed his iguana cats, right?

  And then I read the next few posts, and then I had to re-read them all again before I got it... 😓😣
  

  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
• 🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 May 23, 2012

  Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:

  and he still panics when I get too close and tries to tail whip and bite.
  

  Well the good thing is you have effectively trained a high level trapinch.
• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ May 23, 2012

  🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:

  Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:

  and he still panics when I get too close and tries to tail whip and bite.
  

  Well the good thing is you have effectively trained a high level trapinch.

  Trapinches don't have tails. Ratata?
• Tlj May 23, 2012

  🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:

  Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:

  and he still panics when I get too close and tries to tail whip and bite.
  

  Well the good thing is you have effectively trained a high level trapinch.

  Trapinch has a tail?

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