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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 17, 2012

AHHH HELP THERE'S A MONKEY ON MY HEAD
Someone get it off,
NOOO IT PULLED MY HAIR
IM driving in my bus without a seatbelt

Ahhhhhh
*crash*
cptpiratemonkey May 17, 2012

A pirate monkey?
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 17, 2012

NOW IT'S THROWING GRITTS AT ME
someone please help
😢
Manganelli May 17, 2012

Spank it!! 🐒👋
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 17, 2012

Okay.
I've made it home with only minor cuts and abrasions...
Does hot sauce realy work to get monkeys off your head?
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 17, 2012

Ahhgghhhhh it BUURRNNSSSS in my cuts and abrasions 😖
Manganelli May 17, 2012

༺☣ℳཞ7lᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Ahhgghhhhh it BUURRNNSSSS in my cuts and abrasions 😖

Sounds like u spanked it too hard! 🐒👋
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 17, 2012

😖😖😖😖😓😰
Lemon juice dosent help EITHER.
THESE GRITTS BURN LIKE HELL
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 May 17, 2012

CALL GODESS!🌹
✯ⅅミϮℜ∆ℵ₲ℰ℞✯ May 17, 2012

Pour hot sauce in your eyes... Monkeys are afraid of red eyes.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 17, 2012

The little Bastard just took off with my pink half moon sunglasses damn it 👿
MONKEY BRAIN STEW FOR DINNER
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 17, 2012

does anyone know how to handle a punk gun??
“₳ƌƌ ℐ₳ყㄨƎ🔥💢👣 May 17, 2012

What ever your smoking I want some🚬😚
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 17, 2012

Release the hyper drive,
Recall rate the quantum accelerator. Divide the brownies and ammo.
IT'S MONKEY HUNTING TIME
🐵🔫🐒🔫🐵🔫🐒🔫🐵
≼Ꮋ▲Ꮓ≽ May 17, 2012

༺☣ℳཞ7lᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Release the hyper drive,
Recall rate the quantum accelerator. Divide the brownies and ammo.
IT'S MONKEY HUNTING TIME
🐵🔫🐒🔫🐵🔫🐒🔫🐵

???????
☮🙊ཀབསҡཇყʂ🙈☮ May 17, 2012

🏃💨💨💨💨
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 17, 2012

monkey girl🐵🐒 wrote:
🏃💨💨💨💨

OMG THERE'S ONE NOW..
No wait.. It's a female....
I don't have a tag to bag a female monkey 😡
TO THE WILDLIFE AND GAME CENTER
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 May 17, 2012

Get one of those monkey eating snakes. Put them in a room together a wait for 3 days.
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 May 17, 2012

Make sure the snake is hungry but so hungry it will eat u instead.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 17, 2012

NO COMMENTS UNLESSYOU BRING A GUN.
ＴＨＥＪＯＫＥＲ May 17, 2012

Wow...
༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ May 17, 2012

༺☣ℳཞ7lᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
NO COMMENTS UNLESSYOU BRING A GUN.

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Say hello, Sheldon 👍 This big enough?
MoonChild May 17, 2012

Spray perfume or air refreshener or pepper spray or lemon juice at its face.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 17, 2012

༄ℑབ།༨ཇའ࿇4࿇།༏۴ཇ༄ wrote:
Wow...

I SAID BRING A GUN.
ER FOR YOU.
Now... Where'd that monkey go??
ＴＨＥＪＯＫＥＲ May 17, 2012

You wrote that as soon as I wrote!? Didn't give me time to prepare!!
“₳ƌƌ ℐ₳ყㄨƎ🔥💢👣 May 17, 2012

🔫👈🔫👈
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 17, 2012

$jax$ wrote:
🔫👈🔫👈

Art thou certain????
TALLY HO
Bugeler, Release the hounds!!!
CHARRGGWEE🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎💨💨💨💨💨💨
Ꭱ3V May 17, 2012

Everyone knows monkeys don't like Gritts dumbass. Their too tough 😜. Something is off somewhere.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 17, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Everyone knows monkeys don't like Gritts dumbass. Their too tough 😜. Something is off somewhere.

Damn, your right...
They don't like the soft and mushy GRITTS.....
Thats probably why he THREW THEM AT ME.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 17, 2012

Curses.. Someone lost their horse.
All that was left was the head 👷
“₳ƌƌ ℐ₳ყㄨƎ🔥💢👣 May 17, 2012

༺☣ℳཞ7lᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
$jax$ wrote:
🔫👈🔫👈

Art thou certain????
TALLY HO
Bugeler, Release the hounds!!!
CHARRGGWEE🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎💨💨💨💨💨💨
Onward comrarade

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