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Ok we all want TW news. So I'm just gonna see if this works. I'm not gonna write the news for this week cause I wouldn't do it well. So somebody who thinks they can do it really well please post first. Only post first if you are that person.
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Weather Report: Its hot.
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Grimjaow Ⓖ₡➌ wrote:
dammit Grimjaow!!!! Ok next person please actually do it. 🙎Weather Report: Its hot.
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Winds are variable form the South West, blowing a cloud of Black Smoke across the Pacific and towards the US mainland.
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7:08 pm. Th naked gunman has been aprohended couple days ago.
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I spelt wrong...
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👑HOBO KING👑 wrote:
should be titled. Idiot of the dayToday king kong asked my to join a v aginst humblethedog I said yes and should be getting a invite and being in the v shortly
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Ok I think everyone misunderstood I meant Tw news as in what is going on in forums an updates and stuff. Next person please do it right. If the next person fails I shall blow up the worlds biggest thermometer in Baker California
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Breaking news from Negrita Chula.
Negrita Chula has just finished turf hoppin to the main city called San Juan in Puerto Rico. She is goin to attempt to cap from a guy called Rono. Witin the weeks time she will be controlling Puerto Rico!!!
Congrats Chula!!!!
Also GC3 is goin Nationwide and Over Sea!!!!
Thank you for listwnin and will be back wit more excitin news.
Next topic how CoconutMafia has a new slogan it's;
Coco-Nuts melts in ur mouth and not ur hands! -
Ok negrita that actually kinda was okay. Yay but too bad I already blew up the thermometer
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HydroChaz wrote:
Thanks!! Hey I tiredOk negrita that actually kinda was okay. Yay but too bad I already blew up the thermometer
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This just in from Yomama1064. His turf hop around the island has been put on hold because of the lack of funds. Rumors have been circling around stating that he will be raising taxes on his 🌴💃🌴. Deconstruction in many of his areas has begun. No information on why deconstruction has commenced. We have contacted yomama1064, but he gave us no comment. It seems something is happening right now. Turf War's wealth leaderboarf claims that yomama1064 has $1.1 billion, which shows that his claim of "lack of funding" is untrue. The deconstruction has greatly impacted his income and it seems as though he had to result to selling some "security measures" to keep from going bankrupt. Right now yomama1064 is avoiding contact with the outside world and is staying in his comfy brothel, courtesy of Negrita Chula.
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In other breaking news belial actually opened the turf map two days on a row. This is his first time in weeks. the locals are terrified of potential disaster and over 30 turfs have already mysteriously vanished from Anaheim. These turfs are rumored to be property of one king kong 25
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The TenderLoin broke the 4k mark early this morning. When Asked what he wanted to do next he replied "take a small break then continue to greatness". We will keep you updated as the story progresses. Back to you...
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The turf wars stock exchange plumeted after several mobsters hacked the servers and stole nicks money. These mobsters were caught and are now facing 25 years to life bannement, as hacking nicks money is a felony crime.
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Police have surrendered Chula's hone lookin for yomama!
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They busted the door down and found over 69 💃's wearing 👙👠 and Chula was as well!
Hold up, something just came in!!!
They have also found footage of Manga Nelli and Chula!
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We will broadcast the footage tonite at 10pm when alm the kids are sleepin! Thank u! Back to u! -
this just in crazy has just passed the 5k mobster which mean he is now the leader of the homboys cartel. In other news etrauz has turf hoped to san juan capistrano to take the capo title unfortenately he was attacked and put to sleep by nearby angry mobsters
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ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
Only footage of you and nelli. who else?Police have surrendered Chula's hone lookin for yomama!
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They busted the door down and found over 69 💃's wearing 👙👠 and Chula was as well!
Hold up, something just came in!!!
They have also found footage of Manga Nelli and Chula!
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We will broadcast the footage tonite at 10pm when alm the kids are sleepin! Thank u! Back to u! -
Ⓓɘfeᴎd⁂Ⓐlohä wrote:
The names of the other people will not be posted at this time cuz of lawyers!ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
Only footage of you and nelli. who else?Police have surrendered Chula's hone lookin for yomama!
👮🚨🚨🚨👮🚨🚨🚨👮🚨🚨🚨
They busted the door down and found over 69 💃's wearing 👙👠 and Chula was as well!
Hold up, something just came in!!!
They have also found footage of Manga Nelli and Chula!
📹💻💾
We will broadcast the footage tonite at 10pm when alm the kids are sleepin! Thank u! Back to u! -
THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
OYG just won the national spelling bee!!!! Nick to present the trophy at the upcoming TW conference on the moon. Details to follow...
CONGRATS FROM ALL OF TW!!!
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There was some footage of a certain 17 year old male from hawaii. His identity is being withheld because he is a minor. It seems Negrita Chula will be doing 5-10 years in jail for trafficing of a minor. Will bring you more details has they become available.
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BREAKING NEWS señor cotton has just discovered how to cure cancer.... However a side affect of the cure is turning people into zombies....
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yomama1064 wrote:
Just in! It was actually Bella trafficking a minor since she loves younger guys, more details later plus an actually interview with Bella and yomamaThere was some footage of a certain 17 year old male from hawaii. His identity is being withheld because he is a minor. It seems Negrita Chula will be doing 5-10 years in jail for trafficing of a minor. Will bring you more details has they become available.
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This just in evil super genius señor cotton has terminated Lindsey lohan when asked why he said quote " I did the world a favor" he is now being hailed an international hero
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❇Breaking news❇
Today it has been reported that a white male born in UK age undisclosed is making a run to New York (new York city!) yes, folks you heard it from me. The man is said to be in a well organized mafia who have been accused of: resetting ppl, muleing, bullying, and hurting ppls feelings (pauses... Waits for crowd to say awww).
In other news Nick creator of turf wars has just released a update. Live now on scene is Nate from CMS and Nelli from GC3.
Nate how do you feel about the update?
Nate replies- I make everything public, who cares about a update I want the US! ( makes a pouty face)
Nelli- same question
Nelli replies-- cough cough what, what did you say? Oh yeah update, I am the mother FkN man long live TEXAS!More news after the series drama turf wars housewives at 10 pm
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ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
reminds me of big puns song.. Thank you for choosing Goya airlines. We have reached are destination San Juan Puerto Rico.. My grams lives there wow it's beautiful!! Coqui coquiBreaking news from Negrita Chula.
Negrita Chula has just finished turf hoppin to the main city called San Juan in Puerto Rico. She is goin to attempt to cap from a guy called Rono. Witin the weeks time she will be controlling Puerto Rico!!!
Congrats Chula!!!!
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O-Dogg wrote:
Oh hellz yes!! Lolηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
reminds me of big puns song.. Thank you for choosing Goya airlines. We have reached are destination San Juan Puerto Rico.. My grams lives there wow it's beautiful!! Coqui coquiBreaking news from Negrita Chula.
Negrita Chula has just finished turf hoppin to the main city called San Juan in Puerto Rico. She is goin to attempt to cap from a guy called Rono. Witin the weeks time she will be controlling Puerto Rico!!!
Congrats Chula!!!!
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Just in ODogg is one of the other people in the footage!
🎤ODogg can u please tell us what were u doin the video and why?
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ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
? I don't remember this much.. You gotta name a pr turf "coqui" I love them little singin frogsJust in ODogg is one of the other people in the footage!
🎤ODogg can u please tell us what were u doin the video and why?
(waitin on his answer) -
ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
Oh yes! A major detail has been overlooked. Bella has confessed to pedophilioma and thus makes her a primary suspect in this investigation. Negrita Chula claims to have no knowledge of the trafficing of minors on her property, saying that she was just the landlord and Bella, who rented the house, never told Negita about the brothel. Details coming soon.yomama1064 wrote:
Just in! It was actually Bella trafficking a minor since she loves younger guys, more details later plus an actually interview with Bella and yomamaThere was some footage of a certain 17 year old male from hawaii. His identity is being withheld because he is a minor. It seems Negrita Chula will be doing 5-10 years in jail for trafficing of a minor. Will bring you more details has they become available.
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Tell me more yoyo.
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