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O-Dogg wrote:
Tell me more yoyo.
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This just in.... I have nothing to report.... 💩💩😼💢💩🔥🔥💨💨oh no are we still on air....awwww 💩
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🌊Here's your 10:47PM East Coast update🌊
latest news: defend aloha (formally known as defend Hawaii) has left the ECS due to people questioning his location based on where the alliances main influence is. On other news, Iggy died on a 5mile run and Johnny needs someone to take a dunkin donuts run for him. Also, brown note is said to have survived his 3.7 earthquake a day or two ago. -
O-Dogg wrote:
I will tomorrow! Promise!!!!ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
? I don't remember this much.. You gotta name a pr turf "coqui" I love them little singin frogsJust in ODogg is one of the other people in the footage!
🎤ODogg can u please tell us what were u doin the video and why?
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Just In:
In the footage found today, the suspects of this Crime of Pornography are:
Negrita Chula aka B!£€H
Manga Nelli aka Pimp Daddy
Mel T aka Sexy Mama
Texas aka Drizzy
ODogg aka Slut
Has admit to the crime and Isn't ashamed of it! I quote that Negria Chula said
"Blame it on the vodka, rum and the 🍁!"
And well te others repeat
"alcohol baby!"
Stay tuned to more for TW News! -
This just in. Hawaii has suffered an "earth-shaking" 3.5 magnitude earthquake at 3:30 in the afternoon, almost 6 hours ago. The people are dazed, but it's okay, the turfs are still intact.
In other news, yomama1064 was rumored to have returned to Negrita's brothel at 9:00 pm. No word on how he escaped the public eye nor where he went. One eye witness claims to have seen yomama1064 standing on a street corner and then got into a '79 camero with the license plate: BELLA. Could this be the fabled Bellaitaliana from southern california? Some say yes, but many others, including police are skeptical. We caught up with Bella and asked her about the rumor. She claims to have been teaching Johnny O in her grammar school with her co-teacher, Mystery. Johnny O confirms this, but he was intoxicated and surrounded by girls he called, "christie," so he might not have remembered correctly at the time he was interviewed. More details as they arrive.
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!:
Players are especially bored, and a player was interviewed:
Hello, my name is hello my name is, but you can call me ______/LINE\______. I'm bored because THERES NOTHING TO EFFING DO!!!!!!! -
Just in:
Negrita Chula has capped 8 turfs from that Rolo guy in Puerto Rico and he doesn't like it.
Also chula has made a turf called coqui for ODogg -
Also I have made top mob list now for all buy wealth in Puerto Rico!!!! Yes!!!!!!! And I aint don't yet!!!!
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yomama1064 wrote:
Pedophilioma? Am I giving the children cancer?Oh yes! A major detail has been overlooked. Bella has confessed to pedophilioma and thus makes her a primary suspect in this investigation. Negrita Chula claims to have no knowledge of the trafficing of minors on her property, saying that she was just the landlord and Bella, who rented the house, never told Negita about the brothel. Details coming soon.
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ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
aww u tw love me 😚..Just in:
Negrita Chula has capped 8 turfs from that Rolo guy in Puerto Rico and he doesn't like it.
Also chula has made a turf called coqui for ODogg -
BellaItaliana wrote:
Haha dont you love my creativity?yomama1064 wrote:
Pedophilioma? Am I giving the children cancer?Oh yes! A major detail has been overlooked. Bella has confessed to pedophilioma and thus makes her a primary suspect in this investigation. Negrita Chula claims to have no knowledge of the trafficing of minors on her property, saying that she was just the landlord and Bella, who rented the house, never told Negita about the brothel. Details coming soon.
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