Turfa, I'm calling you out!
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It's been a while since we went head-to-head in an all out raging battle, and I have a few questions for you.
1) What prompted you to become what you are now?
2) When you and I first clashed, what thoughts were going through your mind?
3) If mr71vwbus calls me out, are you likely to butt in and try to answer the questions for me?
4) when you began playing turfwars, who did you immediately look up to for support and advice?
5) have you ever had any turf, or have you always been mob-less and turf-less?
6) Are you friends with Hyena?
7) if I were to begin completely ignoring you, how would you react?
Please feel welcome to add extra questions to the thread, as I am sure Turfa will be willing to reply. However ... regarding the nature of his replies, I cannot make promises.
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8. What's your favorite capo.
9. If you can TW fly to one place(regardless if it has an airport or not) where would you plant it?
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10. How did you come about? Marajuana, LSD, a bump on the head?
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Turfa, are you aware that I am positioning myself to cap the shit outta you if you start being a dick to my good friend Turfa?
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mr71vwbus wrote:
😂Turfa, are you aware that I am positioning myself to cap the shit outta you if you start being a dick to my good friend Turfa?
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1) What prompted you to become what you are now?
•I suppose that depends on how you define what I am. I enjoy causing trouble around the forums, and I believe it was my old nemesis, Turfa, that originally brought out my violent and quarrelsome side. I would have to say it is his fault that I am, what I am.2) When you and I first clashed, what thoughts were going through your mind?
•I don't really know you. The only person I ever knew personally that played TW was my ex, and she reset and quit within about 3 days. You, on the other hand, are just a dick. I don't really enjoy talking to you, because everybody automatically sides with you. I suppose it's because you have a massive mob and they're scared of you ... but me, I'm mobless and turfless. -
mr71vwbus wrote:
Which Turfa is which? You're confusing the hell out of me...Turfa, are you aware that I am positioning myself to cap the shit outta you if you start being a dick to my good friend Turfa?
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🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
Turfa is Turfa and Turfa is Turfa. You have to know that.😜mr71vwbus wrote:
Which Turfa is which? You're confusing the hell out of me...Turfa, are you aware that I am positioning myself to cap the shit outta you if you start being a dick to my good friend Turfa?
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3) If mr71vwbus calls me out, are you likely to butt in and try to answer the questions for me?
•Almost definitely. I enjoy causing trouble for you, it's what makes my world go around.👊4) when you began playing turfwars, who did you immediately look up to for support and advice?
•Support? Advice? Man, who needs that shit? I get along just fine being the prick that everyone knows me as.
But, I digress. I'm not a prick in RL. Indeed, I have a wife and several children! my lovely wife is named Fiona, and my children are named, in order of birth, Turrfa1, Turrfa2, Turrfa3 and Turrfa7. My wife insisted that we deviate from the norm when naming Turrfa7. -
Someone should Change their name to ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♣ and have endless arguments with turfa for real.
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5) have you ever had any turf, or have you always been mob-less and turf-less?
•I never had any turf. My existence is very much imagination based: I live within your souls (bet you didn't know you had more than 1 soul, motherfucker!) and I feed upon your eternal discomfort. You could call me a parasite of the literal world.6) Are you friends with Hyena?
•Hyena is a dick. There are only two people that are dick-ier than Hyena, and they are you (that is, Turfa, not Yóu) and mr71vwbus. I enjoy tormenting them exceedingly much. -
ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
I've seriously considered doing this with my old iPhone. Not muling, just chatting. Lol.Someone should Change their name to ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♣ and have endless arguments with turfa for real.
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Turfa7 pretty unique.
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mr71vwbus wrote:
You don't scare me. You're a dick 😡Turfa, are you aware that I am positioning myself to cap the shit outta you if you start being a dick to my good friend Turfa?
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Nooo! It's Turrfa7! Not Turfa7! 2 'r's! And yes, I thought it was quite unique. I still don't understand my wife's reaction when she saw the birth certificate 😳Turfa7 pretty unique.
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7) if I were to begin completely ignoring you, how would you react?
•I would probably troll your wall with 50+ messages. I've done it before I can do it again!8) What's your favorite capo.
•Capo? I don't have turf! I'm capo of your imagination!9) If you can TW fly to one place(regardless if it has an airport or not) where would you plant it?
•I don't plant turf, turf plant me! I'm king of the Vets and I am everywhere👍👊 -
🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
I believe I was the product of a wild orgy born of pure boredom. Yeah, beat that, motherfucker!10. How did you come about? Marajuana, LSD, a bump on the head?
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11. Turfa, Do you truly hate turfa, or do you do these things out of love, to toughen him up?
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Hey turfa you better not start talking shit about my friend turfa again. Or I'll be flying to Australia next 😠
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I don't need to scare you Turfa, I'll grab you by your scrawny throat and squeeze till your eyes pop (disclaimer; this was not intended as a RL threat, it is a virtual squeezing of turfa's virtual neck for virtually being a dick to my Idevice friend Turfa) so go ahead Turfa, I've got a plane ticket and a couple billion in the bank and I'm coming For ya.....beep beep motherfucker!mr71vwbus wrote:
You don't scare me. You're a dick 😡Turfa, are you aware that I am positioning myself to cap the shit outta you if you start being a dick to my good friend Turfa?
7⃣1⃣👊🚌
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17) am I your best friend?
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
18) am I ur best freind?17) am I your best friend?
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18) Do you like goat meat?
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19. Do you really like pink underwear?
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Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
I don't actually know, to be honest. My feelings for the guy fluctuate depending on the time of day, amout of sleep I've had and number of times I've gotten laid in the week before.11. Turfa, Do you truly hate turfa, or do you do these things out of love, to toughen him up?
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Bring it bozo! 😏😜👊Hey turfa you better not start talking shit about my friend turfa again. Or I'll be flying to Australia next 😠
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mr71vwbus wrote:
I'm not afraid! This only a game! You can't get me! I'm free! Argh! And I don't have any turf for you to attack! Yeweeahhhhgh! Lol.Kk😜♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I don't need to scare you Turfa, I'll grab you by your scrawny throat and squeeze till your eyes pop (disclaimer; this was not intended as a RL threat, it is a virtual squeezing of turfa's virtual neck for virtually being a dick to my Idevice friend Turfa) so go ahead Turfa, I've got a plane ticket and a couple billion in the bank and I'm coming For ya.....beep beep motherfucker!mr71vwbus wrote:
You don't scare me. You're a dick 😡Turfa, are you aware that I am positioning myself to cap the shit outta you if you start being a dick to my good friend Turfa?
7⃣1⃣👊🚌
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So turfa if you were in a room with turfa, hitler, osama bin laden, and Stalin, and you had a pistol with 2 bullets, who would you shoot?
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20. Do you approve of the woman that turfa brings home?
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Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
Neither of you are, sorry. I don't have friends. I think that guy (>^.^)> 🚶has some though 😏🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
18) am I ur best freind?17) am I your best friend?
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☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Myself. I'd put a hole in each of my earlobes so that I could wear earrings.So turfa if you were in a room with turfa, hitler, osama bin laden, and Stalin, and you had a pistol with 2 bullets, who would you shoot?
Oh, and I'd probably pistol whip the other guys and kill them with my hands while they're out cold. -
Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
Hell man, I enjoy every moment! 😜20. Do you approve of the woman that turfa brings home?
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