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Turfa? Didn't you tell me you killed turfa? Or is there a third turfa?!?
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Warhero0014 wrote:
Turfa didn't kill Turfa. LadySkillz did by drowning him in the pool. I don't want to know what he was doing that she held him under for to long.Turfa? Didn't you tell me you killed turfa? Or is there a third turfa?!?
Oh and thanks Turfa, impressed I made #3.
Question, everytime you have sex it's a threesome with 2 guys, and you hate the other guy. How do you avoid touching???
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Warhero0014 wrote:
I did indeed. However, I have 8 lives (comes of being second only to Mr Big Cat), and it would seem that my nemesis has also multiple lives.Turfa? Didn't you tell me you killed turfa? Or is there a third turfa?!?
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Hyena wrote:
Au contrair, my good fellow. I did indeed kill him. Please refer to my previous post.Warhero0014 wrote:
Turfa didn't kill Turfa. LadySkillz did by drowning him in the pool. I don't want to know what he was doing that she held him under for to long.Turfa? Didn't you tell me you killed turfa? Or is there a third turfa?!?
Oh and thanks Turfa, impressed I made #3.
Question, everytime you have sex it's a threesome with 2 guys, and you hate the other guy. How do you avoid touching???
As far as not touching the bastard during sex is concerned, I generally lock him in the closet.
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Your a shameless self promoter.
TURRRRFFAAAAA!!!! -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Hmm good idea, me personally I would line them all up and shoot them through the trachea, but that's just me.☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Myself. I'd put a hole in each of my earlobes so that I could wear earrings.So turfa if you were in a room with turfa, hitler, osama bin laden, and Stalin, and you had a pistol with 2 bullets, who would you shoot?
Oh, and I'd probably pistol whip the other guys and kill them with my hands while they're out cold. -
☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
That's what I was thinking :P♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Hmm good idea, me personally I would line them all up and shoot them through the trachea, but that's just me.☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Myself. I'd put a hole in each of my earlobes so that I could wear earrings.So turfa if you were in a room with turfa, hitler, osama bin laden, and Stalin, and you had a pistol with 2 bullets, who would you shoot?
Oh, and I'd probably pistol whip the other guys and kill them with my hands while they're out cold. -
Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
It's definitely a fair good idea. However, killing them with my hands would be more fun, and having pierced ears (with that back story) would be epic lmao☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
That's what I was thinking :P♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Hmm good idea, me personally I would line them all up and shoot them through the trachea, but that's just me.☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Myself. I'd put a hole in each of my earlobes so that I could wear earrings.So turfa if you were in a room with turfa, hitler, osama bin laden, and Stalin, and you had a pistol with 2 bullets, who would you shoot?
Oh, and I'd probably pistol whip the other guys and kill them with my hands while they're out cold. -
💀ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💀+₅₅₂ wrote:
Yes. Yes, I am. Lol.Your a shameless self promoter.
TURRRRFFAAAAA!!!!♠Turrrfa™👈💪
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
😱 You copied turfa's signature thingy!💀ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💀+₅₅₂ wrote:
Yes. Yes, I am. Lol.Your a shameless self promoter.
TURRRRFFAAAAA!!!!♠Turrrfa™👈💪
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Qualateral-(spelling error,? Idk)☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Myself. I'd put a hole in each of my earlobes so that I could wear earrings.So turfa if you were in a room with turfa, hitler, osama bin laden, and Stalin, and you had a pistol with 2 bullets, who would you shoot?
Oh, and I'd probably pistol whip the other guys and kill them with my hands while they're out cold. -
☠🔥G8🔥☠ wrote:
We hope we are not out of place here, bumping our own thread, but ... you know, shit happens.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Qualateral-(spelling error,? Idk)☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Myself. I'd put a hole in each of my earlobes so that I could wear earrings.So turfa if you were in a room with turfa, hitler, osama bin laden, and Stalin, and you had a pistol with 2 bullets, who would you shoot?
Oh, and I'd probably pistol whip the other guys and kill them with my hands while they're out cold.We have some more questions for our better half (for indeed, we are our evil twin).
Turfa,, it's been quite some time. We welcome us back in this rerun.
After this break, we introduce a new element to the Turfa vs. Turfa Show, so stick around for more, folks!
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This should be good.
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Welcome back to the show, ladies and gent- ... nevermind.
It would seem that a young man by the name of Joe Blogg was murdered last Friday night whilst taking part in a moonlit canoeing race with another person or persons. His body, still tethered to his canoe, washed up on a beach late Saturday afternoon.
Police have not been able to find any witnesses to the incident, which is believed to have taken place some three kilometres offshore, around midnight. The canoes of the other racer or racers have not been found, as have not the racer or racers themselves. Joe's widow claims to have heard nothing the night of the incident, and police have almost nothing to work with.
The only clue they have is a number of bullet holes forming a semicircle-like row on the base of his canoe. However, Joe was in fact killed by drowning, not bullet wounds.
Your job this evening, Turfa, is to decide who killed Joe. was it his wife? Was it one of his workmates? Or was it somebody the puzzled police have yet to apprehend?
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YOU wrote:
Your Honour, Joe was drowned when a shark dragged his canoe underwater. Unable to free himself from the safety tether, he was held underwater until the shark decided the canoe didn't taste good, and released it."...would seem that a young man ... murdered last Friday ... canoeing race ... body, still tethered to his canoe, washed up on a beach ...
not been able to find any witnesses ... three kilometres offshore ... racer or racers have not been found ...
The only clue they have is a number of bullet holes forming a semicircle-like row on the base of his canoe. However, Joe was in fact killed by drowning, not bullet wounds. ..."
The fact that you automatically assumed that he was murdered deeply offends me. Please, have some repect for the murdered victim.
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YOU wrote:
Officers, place this man under arrest for murder, contempt of court, and anything else I've forgotten. Then bring me a coffee.YOU wrote:
Your Honour, Joe was drowned when a shark dragged his canoe underwater. Unable to free himself from the safety tether, he was held underwater until the shark decided the canoe didn't taste good, and released it."...snipped..."
The fact that you automatically assumed that he was murdered deeply offends me. Please, have some repect for the murdered victim.
Turfa, you scumbag, there are no sharks in the Dead Sea. Incidentally, I lied about the drowning part.
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Ok, up until now, your stupid hijack of my thread was almost believable. But those last couple of posts were just plain stupid.
Anyway, which one of me is you? I'm confusing us, which is making it hard for you to ask me the questions we are thinking up. -
YOU wrote:
Say what?Ok, up until now, your stupid hijack of my thread was almost believable. But those last couple of posts were just plain stupid.
Anyway, which one of me is you? I'm confusing us, which is making it hard for you to ask me the questions we are thinking up. -
YOU wrote:
Never mind. I'm taking my thread back. We aren't even in a courtroom, you idiot!YOU wrote:
snipsnip
I think I'll continue with some normal questions.25) Where were you last Friday night around midnight?
26) Do you own any guns?
27) I understand that you weren't on the best of terms with Joe Blogg. Why is that?
28) If MrVW71Bus enters this interrogation room with three other men, will you be able to identify him quickly and correctly?
29) Hyena was a popular player, one that you used to regularly converse with. Why is this? What was the connection you had there?
30) If Joe Blogg's widow is faced with a police lineup with you in it, will she recognise you?
31) If you are moved to a different position in the lineup, will she have the same degree of success in identifying you?
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25) I was at my fiancé's house, having dinner with her and her mother. I don't think I have any witnesses though.
26) I certainly do. I own a pencil gun that I made myself. It can fire a normal pencil almost into the kitchen from my living room chair. The TV normally gets in the way though.
27)Joe Blogg and I never get along very well until we get to know each other a little more. After that, I call him by his real name, and treat him according to our mutual feelings of mateship or unmateshipmentlikeness.
28) No. But, if I'm provided with the his precise weight and a pair of accurate scales, I should be able to identify him after weighing just three of the four men.
29) Hyena and I both love eating meat. Unfortunately, he liked meat a little too much, choked on a piece one day and died. I haven't eaten cat since.
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30) Possibly. It depends. If she's one of those women who spend their Saturday nights at clubs, then likely yes. Otherwise, no.
31) Quite likely. Those club women have tunnel vision: they tend to catch they eye of one guy and not blink for the next ten minutes. This gives them eye strain, so after looking at two or three guys, they find it necessary to smoke another joint, thus blurring their vision more.
Bonus Answer - yes, actually. I remember trying that on my seventeenth birthday ... it was the most boring experience of my life and I'd never do it again.
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Well folks, that's all for tonight!
Tomorrow night, we will look into the unusual and slightly creepy story of ... well, you'll have to wait and see, won't you now? 😉
Thankyou for watching the Turfa and Turfa talk-show. Read-show. Soap opera. Thing. amabob. ish. whatever.
Till next time!
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Shutup turfa! Can't you see turfa is trying to post a quality thread? Why do you even have to come in here nd stink up the place? Last time I checked, you were runnin around with Annie Kilkenny. Isn't that jebahdiah finlays daughter? It's starting to make sense now! Hey Turfa, I believe your arch nemesis turfa may in fact be a finlay disguised as one of your other personalities.......
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Turfa! Am i your adviser still?
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😱 turfa is a Finlay??? Somebody has to call turfa and let him know!
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fun6754 wrote:
🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
Turfa is Turfa and Turfa is Turfa. You have to know that.😜 Is this a stupid joke??mr71vwbus wrote:
Which Turfa is which? You're confusing the hell out of me...Turfa, are you aware that I am positioning myself to cap the shit outta you if you start being a dick to my good friend Turfa?
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So first I began remain this saw what I thought to he two Turfas so I carefully a analyzed both names. Then I realized t was the same person. So feeling stupid I kept reading. The "add turfa" came along and now im all confuzzled
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