💊New drug for Turfers!💊
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Life got you down? Don't know how to ask a girl out? Xbox 360 or Ps3? Don't have enough money to buy that 4k hench? Worry no more!
Brand new, turfer tested medication Fuckitol™ is sure to fix all of your real life and turfing problems!
Just lost between 2 and 300,000 turf? Fuckitol™! Spend all your Don Points on attack and defence? Fuckitol™! Do you have a Wii? Fuckitol™! Can you not army your mom properly? Fuckitol™!
Fuckitol™ has been tested by well known mobsters with outstanding results!
"Fuckitol™ is the greatest thing ever! It has really let me quit caring and just post my what is on my mind!" - Badbean
"My posts used to suck! But after Fuckitol™ I seem to be more popular and my posts get a ton of replies!" - TurfaAsk your local capo if Fuckitol™ is right for you.
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*Badbean's and Turfa's results aren't typical for the average patient. Side affects may include lack of caring, sitting of your couch for three days, not paying your bills so you have money for Don Points, not feeding your pet squirrel, etc. Turfa's multiple personalities was not proven to be caused by Fuckitol™.
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Do they make fuckitall for kids?
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Meh, where can I get some? I need some....😣
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the pigs🚨🔫 wrote:
Yes actually! It comes in chewable and liquid form.Do they make fuckitall for kids?
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LMFAO THIS IS HILARIOUS! Fuckitol™ sounds a lot like heroin though..you sure that's the only side effects? Lmao
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Well...we're actually in the early stages of testing...but hey, Fuckitol™! 😁LMFAO THIS IS HILARIOUS! Fuckitol™ sounds a lot like heroin though..you sure that's the only side effects? Lmao
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I'm not allowed to do drugs fuckitol* lol
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Honestly that's how opiates feel (don't know about heroin per se) but opiates like OxyContin™ lol. Even though they are for pain and prescribed the feeling you can get from them if you're not tolerant is kind of like...Fuckitol™. They definitely won't solve all of lifes problems...unless debilitating pain is your life problem the they are a godsend.
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I had some this weekend . 3 days of straight drinking. Best friends wedding in AC.
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Holy fuck this is a win. I've been taking Fuckital for years though 😜
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
So you're who was stealing my personal stash! 😨😜Holy fuck this is a win. I've been taking Fuckital for years though 😜
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I already don't give a fcuk, so with Fuckitol I can take over the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😝
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Or just not give more of a fcuk 😏
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I"ll take 10k plz 💊
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🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
😳😳😳😳 ... I was taking drugs?Life got you down? Don't know how to ask a girl out?
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Spend all your Don Points on attack and defence? Fuckitol™! Do you have a Wii? Fuckitol™! Can you not army your mom properly? Fuckitol™!Fuckitol™ has been tested by well known mobsters with outstanding results!
"Fuckitol™ is the greatest thing ever! It has really let me quit caring and just post my what is on my mind!" - Badbean
"My posts used to suck! But after Fuckitol™ I seem to be more popular and my posts get a ton of replies!" - TurfaAsk your local capo if Fuckitol™ is right for you.
I was writing reviews on those drugs??? 😳😳😳*****alternate answer*****
Fuckitol™ is the best thing I've ever taken. In fact, it's so good, I don't even remember or care that I've taken it!
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Dadd (add JW) wrote:
Ahh but clever twist to bring it back to TW, right choice of player quotes too. Wish I had some Fuckital, but I just give too much of a fuck. 😜This joke picture of a pill called FUCKITAL has been floating around on the Internet for years!
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You only get my kind of effects if you down the pills with a gallon of PCP. 😲
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Bad Bean = Bad gas from Fuckitol?You only get my kind of effects if you down the pills with a gallon of PCP. 😲
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
The side effects are still worth it💨💨💨💨🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Bad Bean = Bad gas from Fuckitol?You only get my kind of effects if you down the pills with a gallon of PCP. 😲
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👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Shoo! *holds nose* Hold back on PCP a bit..😜Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
The side effects are still worth it💨💨💨💨🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Bad Bean = Bad gas from Fuckitol?You only get my kind of effects if you down the pills with a gallon of PCP. 😲
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🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
Eh gas is fine, but the hallucinations! Even my pet astronaut pink elephant Thomas has them; they are terr- what was that?🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Shoo! *holds nose* Hold back on PCP a bit..😜Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
The side effects are still worth it💨💨💨💨🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Bad Bean = Bad gas from Fuckitol?You only get my kind of effects if you down the pills with a gallon of PCP. 😲
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
😳😳😳 Apparently my dosage isn't high enough...🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
Eh gas is fine, but the hallucinations! Even my pet astronaut pink elephant Thomas has them; they are terr- what was that?🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Shoo! *holds nose* Hold back on PCP a bit..😜Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
The side effects are still worth it💨💨💨💨🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Bad Bean = Bad gas from Fuckitol?You only get my kind of effects if you down the pills with a gallon of PCP. 😲
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🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
25 pills, 1 gallon of PCP, and eye of newt every morning for breakfast does the t-t-trick.🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
😳😳😳 Apparently my dosage isn't high enough...🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
Eh gas is fine, but the hallucinations! Even my pet astronaut pink elephant Thomas has them; they are terr- what was that?🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Shoo! *holds nose* Hold back on PCP a bit..😜Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
The side effects are still worth it💨💨💨💨🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Bad Bean = Bad gas from Fuckitol?You only get my kind of effects if you down the pills with a gallon of PCP. 😲
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Man, you ain't seen nothin' yet. Once you're on 50 pills and 10+ energy drinks a day, come back and talk to me. This stuff's maddddd! 👍👍👍
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
On a side note, thursday night I drank 3 monsters to finish a project and fell asleep at 3:30, at 5:30 I woke up to fevered hallucinations involving elephants, red and white flashing strobe lights, dead relatives, a laughing rotating skull, and when I tried to run my legs fell off. Needless to say, it scared me shitless and may have changed me forevermore.Man, you ain't seen nothin' yet. Once you're on 50 pills and 10+ energy drinks a day, come back and talk to me. This stuff's maddddd! 👍👍👍
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Having creepy dreams mate?♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
On a side note, thursday night I drank 3 monsters to finish a project and fell asleep at 3:30, at 5:30 I woke up to fevered hallucinations involving elephants, red and white flashing strobe lights, dead relatives, a laughing rotating skull, and when I tried to run my legs fell off. Needless to say, it scared me shitless and may have changed me forevermore.Man, you ain't seen nothin' yet. Once you're on 50 pills and 10+ energy drinks a day, come back and talk to me. This stuff's maddddd! 👍👍👍
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Haha this post is great!
I do believe my tolerance to fuckitol has gotten rather high in the past month or two. Is it safe to double the dosage? Also, will it impair my ability to operate machinery?
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For those on a limited turf income: The generic Screwitol™ is half the price. With my insurance co-pay, a months supply only cost 2 don points.
I don't think it's quite as effective though.
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this post is great!
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