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• 🔰Superyan🔰 May 8, 2012

  I'd like to file a compliant.
  Recently, I have begun using fuckitol. The first day I felt amazing, fantastic even. I was without a care in the world and just relaxed.
  I then nodded off to sleep to awaken that I've been sleeping for a whole 5 months. My friends and family think I am dead. They don't recognise me due to the extreme amount of weight and dehydration I have suffered after my 5 months sleep.
  Fuckitol has ruined my life. I doubled the dose as my life was ruined and need to lose the will to care. I blacked out again to find myself covered in snow and not knowing where I am.
  Instinctly, I opened my iPod and somehow got a wifi connection to find I was in antarctic. I am now righting this as we speak. I'm so cold. So very cold.
  The worst of the situation is I have no more fuckitol to not care about being cold.

  Fuckitol has ruined my life. Fuck you fuckitol.
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ May 8, 2012

  🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:

  the pigs🚨🔫 wrote:

  Do they make fuckitall for kids?
  

  Yes actually! It comes in chewable and liquid form.

  Does it come in suppository form?
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ May 9, 2012

  🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:

  I'd like to file a compliant.
  Recently, I have begun using fuckitol. The first day I felt amazing, fantastic even. I was without a care in the world and just relaxed.
  I then nodded off to sleep to awaken that I've been sleeping for a whole 5 months. My friends and family think I am dead. They don't recognise me due to the extreme amount of weight and dehydration I have suffered after my 5 months sleep.
  Fuckitol has ruined my life. I doubled the dose as my life was ruined and need to lose the will to care. I blacked out again to find myself covered in snow and not knowing where I am.
  Instinctly, I opened my iPod and somehow got a wifi connection to find I was in antarctic. I am now righting this as we speak. I'm so cold. So very cold.
  The worst of the situation is I have no more fuckitol to not care about being cold.

  Fuckitol has ruined my life. Fuck you fuckitol.
  

  LMAO!
• М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ May 9, 2012

  🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:

  Life got you down? Don't know how to ask a girl out? Xbox 360 or Ps3? Don't have enough money to buy that 4k hench? Worry no more! 

  Brand new, turfer tested medication Fuckitol™ is sure to fix all of your real life and turfing problems! 

  Just lost between 2 and 300,000 turf? Fuckitol™! Spend all your Don Points on attack and defence? Fuckitol™! Do you have a Wii? Fuckitol™!  Can you not army your mom properly? Fuckitol™! 

  Fuckitol™ has been tested by well known mobsters with outstanding results!
  "Fuckitol™ is the greatest thing ever! It has really let me quit caring and just post my what is on my mind!" - Badbean
  "My posts used to suck! But after Fuckitol™ I seem to be more popular and my posts get a ton of replies!" - Turfa

  Ask your local capo if Fuckitol™ is right for you.
  

  Army your mom?
• Ꭱ3V May 9, 2012

  🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:

  I'd like to file a compliant.
  Recently, I have begun using fuckitol. The first day I felt amazing, fantastic even. I was without a care in the world and just relaxed.
  I then nodded off to sleep to awaken that I've been sleeping for a whole 5 months. My friends and family think I am dead. They don't recognise me due to the extreme amount of weight and dehydration I have suffered after my 5 months sleep.
  Fuckitol has ruined my life. I doubled the dose as my life was ruined and need to lose the will to care. I blacked out again to find myself covered in snow and not knowing where I am.
  Instinctly, I opened my iPod and somehow got a wifi connection to find I was in antarctic. I am now righting this as we speak. I'm so cold. So very cold
  The worst of the situation is I have no more fuckitol to not care about being cold.

  Fuckitol has ruined my life. Fuck you fuckitol.
  

  You misused it or took more than the prescribed dosage then.
• Zenyoul May 9, 2012

  🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:

  I'd like to file a compliant.
  Recently, I have begun using fuckitol. The first day I felt amazing, fantastic even. I was without a care in the world and just relaxed.
  I then nodded off to sleep to awaken that I've been sleeping for a whole 5 months. My friends and family think I am dead. They don't recognise me due to the extreme amount of weight and dehydration I have suffered after my 5 months sleep.
  🔨.
  Instinctly, I opened my iPod and somehow got a wifi connection to find I was in antarctic. I am now righting this as we speak. I'm so cold. So very cold.
  The worst of the situation is I have no more fuckitol to not care about being cold.

  Fuckitol has ruined my life. Fuck you fuckitol.
  

  It appears that my plan has been set in motion.... 👿👿👿 one turfer down, 2 million to go...
• Golden Dino May 9, 2012

  What happens when I soil myself?
• Ѵɪɴᴎγ May 9, 2012

  Golden Dino wrote:

  What happens when I soil myself?
  

  Take one more.

  @MindoverMatter people have typed 'arm your mob' and autocorrect changes it to 'army your mom'. My phone did that to me once.
• Golden Dino May 9, 2012

  🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:

  Golden Dino wrote:

  What happens when I soil myself?
  

  Take one more.

  @MindoverMatter people have typed 'arm your mob' and autocorrect changes it to 'army your mom'. My phone did that to me once.
  

  What if it's diarreah and it's pink?
• Ѵɪɴᴎγ May 9, 2012

  Golden Dino wrote:

  🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:

  Golden Dino wrote:

  What happens when I soil myself?
  

  Take one more.

  @MindoverMatter people have typed 'arm your mob' and autocorrect changes it to 'army your mom'. My phone did that to me once.
  

  What if it's diarreah and it's pink?

  Have you had Taco Bell in the last 24 hours?
• 🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 May 9, 2012

  🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:

  Golden Dino wrote:

  🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:

  Golden Dino wrote:

  What happens when I soil myself?
  

  Take one more.

  @MindoverMatter people have typed 'arm your mob' and autocorrect changes it to 'army your mom'. My phone did that to me once.
  

  What if it's diarreah and it's pink?

  Have you had Taco Bell in the last 24 hours?

  Or a cafeteria school meal that had a meat looking product.
• ✙Baron✙ May 9, 2012

  http://www.fukitol.com/
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ May 9, 2012

  Zenyoul wrote:

  🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:

  I'd like to file a compliant.
  Recently, I have begun using fuckitol. The first day I felt amazing, fantastic even. I was without a care in the world and just relaxed.
  I then nodded off to sleep to awaken that I've been sleeping for a whole 5 months. My friends and family think I am dead. They don't recognise me due to the extreme amount of weight and dehydration I have suffered after my 5 months sleep.
  🔨.
  Instinctly, I opened my iPod and somehow got a wifi connection to find I was in antarctic. I am now righting this as we speak. I'm so cold. So very cold.
  The worst of the situation is I have no more fuckitol to not care about being cold.

  Fuckitol has ruined my life. Fuck you fuckitol.
  

  It appears that my plan has been set in motion.... 👿👿👿 one Turfa down, 2 million to go...

  um dude, there's only 2 of me. 😳
• billyzane May 9, 2012

  So this is fuckitol
• βཞѧʂʂ ƒʊℵҜy͜ May 9, 2012

  FDA WARNING: Fuckitol™ has been known to not only give the patient rashes, but make said patient not give a fuck about having the rash.
• Zenyoul May 9, 2012

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  Zenyoul wrote:

  🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:

  I'd like to file a compliant.
  Recently, I have begun using fuckitol. The first day I felt amazing, fantastic even. I was without a care in the world and just relaxed.
  🔨
  🔨.
  Instinctly, I opened my iPod and somehow got a wifi connection to find I was in antarctic. I am now righting this as we speak. I'm so cold. So very cold.
  The worst of the situation is I have no more fuckitol to not care about being cold.

  Fuckitol has ruined my life. Fuck you fuckitol.
  

  It appears that my plan has been set in motion.... 👿👿👿 one Turfa down, 2 million to go...

  um dude, there's only 2 of me. 😳

  Turfer.
• 🔰Superyan🔰 May 9, 2012

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:

  I'd like to file a compliant.
  Recently, I have begun using fuckitol. The first day I felt amazing, fantastic even. I was without a care in the world and just relaxed.
  I then nodded off to sleep to awaken that I've been sleeping for a whole 5 months. My friends and family think I am dead. They don't recognise me due to the extreme amount of weight and dehydration I have suffered after my 5 months sleep.
  Fuckitol has ruined my life. I doubled the dose as my life was ruined and need to lose the will to care. I blacked out again to find myself covered in snow and not knowing where I am.
  Instinctly, .
  

  You misused it or took more than the prescribed dosage then.

  Bullshit. I kept to the dosage said on the packet!
  I'm sueing your ass off. See you in court.

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