I am a noob, and you might be too!!
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That's right, I, Turfa The Great, king of the little area known as Gippsland, am a noob, by right of royal noob descent, that is, definition of a noob as defined in a royal decree and signed by myself.
Turfa's Royal Declaration of the Noobs:
A true noob, that is, deviant of the lower-class and rank newb, is a person with little or no use to a game's community.
•A noob tends to have high levels of input in any community chat rooms or forums, generally to no point whatsoever.
•A noob has little more than a basic understanding of the workings of the game in question, though they generally have a good enough understanding to survive (as opposed to a newb, who has no understanding whatsoever).
•A noob will often try to assist newbs, though their level of success is debatable. -
Other points, TW relevant:
•A noob will generally have below 10k mob, despite likely having played for several months.
•It is unlikely that a noob has ever been closely involved in any large wars, though they generally have skirmish experience.
•A noob is often an attention seeker - no wait, scratch that. I'm calling myself a noob. Dumb Turfa.
•A noob posts regular, pointless and unfruitful threads in GD.
•Johnny O is a noob, because he doesn't cut his hair often enough.
Kk. Lol. ✌ -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Excuse me? XDOther points, TW relevant:
•A noob will generally have below 10k mob, despite likely having played for several months.
•It is unlikely that a noob has ever been closely involved in any large wars, though they generally have skirmish experience.
•A noob is often an attention seeker - no wait, scratch that. I'm calling myself a noob. Dumb Turfa.
•A noob posts regular, pointless and unfruitful threads in GD.
•Johnny O is a noob, because he doesn't cut his hair often enough.
Kk. Lol. ✌ -
fun6754 wrote:
Hello noob! 👋😄♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Excuse me? XDOther points, TW relevant:
•A noob will generally have below 10k mob, despite likely having played for several months.
•It is unlikely that a noob has ever been closely involved in any large wars, though they generally have skirmish experience.
•A noob is often an attention seeker - no wait, scratch that. I'm calling myself a noob. Dumb Turfa.
•A noob posts regular, pointless and unfruitful threads in GD.
•Johnny O is a noob, because he doesn't cut his hair often enough.
Kk. Lol. ✌ -
Hello fellow noob!! 😄
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💀Ꮻвsιdιαη💀 wrote:
We're all noobs!🍻Hello fellow noob!! 😄
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I am a noob.
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Yes! We are noobs!
•Also, Belial is a noob, because he doesn't post debate threads often enough anymore.
•GreenMan (aka GreenManmisinfo or something like that) is a noob, because he's cool and won't smash me for calling him a noob. I hope. Lol.
•DAS Hyena is a noob, because she doesn't post her epic comments often enough.
•OSU Girl is a noob, because she let Tweek reset 😜😔
•Hyena is a noob because he got married hehe
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😱das?!😱
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₲яєєŋϻɑɳÐɪʂɪƞfø wrote:
Lol! Love ya mate! 😜...
(noob) hehe ........ 🚶
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💀Ꮻвsιdιαη💀 wrote:
Obsidian is a noob, because he lives in Michigan.😱das?!😱
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fun6754 wrote:
👍👍👍 michigandanite! Woo!💀Ꮻвsιdιαη💀 wrote:
Obsidian is a noob, because he lives in Michigan.😱das?!😱
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fun6754 wrote:
You're a noob because you have the word 'fun' in your name 😜💀Ꮻвsιdιαη💀 wrote:
Obsidian is a noob, because he lives in Michigan.😱das?!😱
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•Saelo is a noob, because ... actually, she isn't a noob. 😊😘
•Havoc is a noob because he used to have a '@' in his name.
•Mr Big cat is a noob because he's a rival of mine on the humorous side of life.
•The Man is a noob because I'm the man.
•Mystery is a noob because she's too mysterious.
•ajc is a noob because she has a license to carry a gun, and she got shot. This makes me envious. True story lol.
•Nick is a noob because he didn't give me my 4k hench.
•Beauty is a noob because she didn't force Nick to give me my 4k hench.
Lol.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Your a noob because you have "add" in your name.fun6754 wrote:
You're a noob because you have the word 'fun' in your name 😜💀Ꮻвsιdιαη💀 wrote:
Obsidian is a noob, because he lives in Michigan.😱das?!😱
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•Yoú is a noob because he always makes me think I am him when really he is me pretending to be him to confuse us.
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fun6754 wrote:
No I don't! Aⅅⅅ is made up of an English 'a' and two foreign symbols that look like 'd's lol♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Your a noob because you have "add" in your name.fun6754 wrote:
You're a noob because you have the word 'fun' in your name 😜💀Ꮻвsιdιαη💀 wrote:
Obsidian is a noob, because he lives in Michigan.😱das?!😱
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•JaBe is a noob because he put a capital letter in the middle of his name.
•Swagger is a noob because he rickrolled me and everyone else in an epic finalè.
•Viper is a noob because he has a cool name and nobody else can have it now.
•Mr Doux is a noob because he had his safe island wayyyyy too far away from me.
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Noobs
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Grimm is a noob because his name looks like Gritt!Noobs
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🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Grimm's name does NOT look like gritt. I don't understand why everyone claims it does.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Grimm is a noob because his name looks like Gritt!Noobs
•zUntamed is a noob because he pretends to be dyslexic, and my dyslexic friends and I find that offensive.
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🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Zuntamed is a noob because his name is zuntamed!Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Grimm is a noob because his name looks like Gritt!Noobs
😰 And no it doesn't. Who the hell thinks those look like Ts? I don't get it -
🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Grimm is a noob because his name looks like Gritt!Noobs
By association Pimp is a noob for spelling DVD in an odd manner.
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•Grimm is a noob because his older brother is the Reaper.
•Bruenor is a noob because he found my axe and claimed it for himself.
•Raikou is a noob because she lives in a little red and white spherical house.
•Get Some is a noob because he has been playing TW longer than me.
•Star Strong is a noob because she only played for a few days before resetting. We broke up a few weeks later ... was that TW's fault? 😳
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Nevi wrote:
Lol!🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Grimm is a noob because his name looks like Gritt!Noobs
By association Pimp is a noob for spelling DVD in an odd manner.
•Pimp is not a noob. This I decree by devine right!
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•Nevi is a noob because 'nevi' looks like a badly abbreviated version of 'Nevada' ... and I hate bad abbreviations lol
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•Obsidian is a noob because every time I see his name I think for a second that it says 'obscene' ... and I also don't like skulls very much. They're too ... bony.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
•Nevi is a noob because 'nevi' looks like a badly abbreviated version of 'Nevada' ... and I hate bad abbreviations lol
It's short for Nevigrofnu. This was my Internet alias for many years and in every game I was nicknamed "Nevi" for short so I merely adopted it. Never been to Nevada. =)
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
😂😂•Obsidian is a noob because every time I see his name I think for a second that it says 'obscene' ... and I also don't like skulls very much. They're too ... bony.
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🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Yuuuuuuuuuuuup! 😜Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Grimm is a noob because his name looks like Gritt!Noobs
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