I am a noob, and you might be too!!
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I, may... Have a few of those qualities.
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I am a noob for sure... More time talking jive than I spend on the map capping turf!!!
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I'm definately a noob
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6 months 1,700 mob. Also because I'm a donkey named Jack.
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I'm not a noob
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Love the threat :) was a great laugh.
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🅱🅾🅰 🔥Achilles🔥 wrote:
It may well be again lol. I fell asleep at 4:00am. It's 10:45am now, I'll noob-ify all other posters soon lolLove the threat :) was a great laugh.
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👀Hmm, yes. I have avoided the noob disease do far. Yes, indeed.👀
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I am not a noob at all!
JK I am one of the noobiest noobs on the forums.
Hey ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ tell me why I'm a noon! (you can come up with about 1,000,000 reasons) -
*noob*
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Red_Nation wrote:
Noon- the time of midday on the 24 hour system indicating 12:00 pm. Also not a physical object as in one solid mass. More of a label name of effects than a physical object.I am not a noob at all!
JK I am one of the noobiest noobs on the forums.
Hey ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ tell me why I'm a noon! (you can come up with about 1,000,000 reasons) -
There's also a difference between noobs and people who have lives... A player can play this game for a month, have 1k mob and quit, people call him a noob, but in real life he got bored of the game and is a teenager in school getting all the girls... You never know. Noob implies people who have no lives yet are still inexperienced gamers. They are truly n00bz.
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Big Deuce wrote:
Interesting philosophy ... for a noob! 😜There's also a difference between noobs and people who have lives... A player can play this game for a month, have 1k mob and quit, people call him a noob, but in real life he got bored of the game and is a teenager in school getting all the girls... You never know. Noob implies people who have no lives yet are still inexperienced gamers. They are truly n00bz.
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Big Deuce wrote:
What a noobletThere's also a difference between noobs and people who have lives... A player can play this game for a month, have 1k mob and quit, people call him a noob, but in real life he got bored of the game and is a teenager in school getting all the girls... You never know. Noob implies people who have no lives yet are still inexperienced gamers. They are truly n00bz.
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•Bat Smurf is a noob because when he was born he had blue leathery wings and was blind and drank milk ... Or something along those lines 😜
•Golden Dino is a noob because he's a pair of shoes and shoes shouldn't play turfwars so he must be a noob.
•KAOS is a noob because he can't keep his bedroom clean, and his mum still buys his little pink undies for him.
P.S. If you send me a pair of pink undies (unused please) I'll promote you to Senior Noob. I want some pink undies!•Amnesty is a noob because I used to know what he was but now I can't remember. By royal decree, therefore, I step on his head.
•apeface is a noob because when Tarzan asked for help building a canoe, apeface gave him a log to ride instead.
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I'm surprised turfa hasn't shown up and started an argument with turfa... Or have those two finally made up?
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•whette fartze is a noob because he's full of hot air, and oooh we are talking chunky!
•ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ is a noob because he was one of the front line rebels in the rebellion against Mickey Dunn an the Dunn empire.
•Jack Donkey is a noob because his mother told me so when I was talking to her last night ... OH YEAH I WENT THERE! 😜
•UnknownAssassin is a noob, because he time travelled, found out that somebody called themselves 'AssassinUnknown' and he decided to copy them back in the past. What a noob.
•BOA Archilles is a noob because I don't know what BOA stands for. Maybe Archilles is a spy. Eh I promote him to 'Spying Noob'.
•Turf Lord is a noob because I am running out of ideas for why people are noobs and I'm going to blame him.
•Red Nation is a noob because I prefer green to red. Besides, nations are silver. You're a purple noob.
•Big Deuce is a douche because - wait, what? Noob! In fact, you are demoted to minor noob. Fancy somebody trying to fool me 😡
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Warhero0014 wrote:
Made up? I killed him 😊I'm surprised turfa hasn't shown up and started an argument with turfa... Or have those two finally made up?
And you're a noob because you didn't know that I had killed Turfa. Hehe
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
😱😱Warhero0014 wrote:
Made up? I killed him 😊I'm surprised turfa hasn't shown up and started an argument with turfa... Or have those two finally made up?
And you're a noob because you didn't know that I had killed Turfa. Hehe
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YOU wrote:
What did happen with your Fiancee? I haven't seen her around for awhile...Warhero0014 wrote:
Actually it was LadySkillz who drowned him while you were sleeping before the mansion burnt down.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
😱😱Warhero0014 wrote:
Made up? I killed him 😊I'm surprised turfa hasn't shown up and started an argument with turfa... Or have those two finally made up?
And you're a noob because you didn't know that I had killed Turfa. Hehe
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Hyena wrote:
Spelling, Hyena. Tsk tsk. *Fiance.YOU wrote:
What did happen with your Fiancee? I haven't seen her around for awhile...Warhero0014 wrote:
Actually it was LadySkillz who drowned him while you were sleeping before the mansion burnt down.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
😱😱Warhero0014 wrote:
Made up? I killed him 😊I'm surprised turfa hasn't shown up and started an argument with turfa... Or have those two finally made up?
And you're a noob because you didn't know that I had killed Turfa. Hehe
And I dunno, maybe she ran off and joined a Peruvian pipe band or something 😳
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
What do you mean you used to know what I was?•Amnesty is a noob because I used to know what he was but now I can't remember. By royal decree, therefore, I step on his head.
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A〽NESTY wrote:
I don't remember! That's the confusing - oooh, shiny! 🚶💨♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
What do you mean you used to know what I was?•Amnesty is a noob because I used to know what he was but now I can't remember. By royal decree, therefore, I step on his head.
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I'm a noob because I never ERed 🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥
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Am I a noob or a newb? I can't tell
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💀ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💀 wrote:
Honestly, it's not that hard to tell. But so many blinkin noobs are too thick to get it!Am I a noob or a newb? I can't tell
•NOOB: annoying or silly person or player, old enough (in and out of game) to know better but still doing stupid things anyway.
•NEWB: person or player that is new - hence the word 'new' in their description!
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If I get Tweek to play again or get B to create a debate thread will this take me out of the noob category? Or what if I'm ok with being a NOOB 😱is there a noobs anonymous group we can attend??
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Yes I'm silly and definitely annoying. Nooooooob.
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💀ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💀 wrote:
Lol. Noob! 😉Yes I'm silly and definitely annoying. Nooooooob.
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🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:
No. To be promoted, you have to both, get Tweek to play again, AND get B to post a debate thread.If I get Tweek to play again or get B to create a debate thread will this take me out of the noob category? Or what if I'm ok with being a NOOB 😱is there a noobs anonymous group we can attend??
Even then, I can only promote you to Smart Noob. 😉😜
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