Hear thee, hear thee.....
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Okay.... So perhaps I am a little delirious as I'm a bit ill (man flu) but last night while yawn had taken control of my body and mind I had a vision.... Of what turf wars once was. Back in yonder year.... You were all present and it was glorious. Old alliances stayed true and rivalries remained.
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Kingdom of Twfc resided in a small island in the centre of the globe.
Newly Crowned King Random Bloke ruled supreme. Fair to his followers and even at time to his enemies. Keeping control of his knights and jesters is a full time role.
The forgotten King Rhino. Fighter of epic battles against his foe's. Feared and respected by TWFC. Lost his kingdom to his enemies and now only remembered and talked about by his long lost knights. Still fighting with honour.
Head witch of the realm Missy. Known to cast spells over her enemies and allies. These is a believe within the kingdom that only one soul doth possess the power to control her fully. This individual's identity was known but to a few.
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Interesting, verrryyyy interesting *strokes beard*
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Haha 👍👍
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Sir Havoc of hench. A man of great power and has the means and ability to use this power for both great good and evil. Sir Havoc had many enemies but remained feared. He had an army of mercenaries willing to fight by his side or die by his feet.
Belial was once a respected knight within the turf wars kingdom. However he has been the subject to a tale of woe. Often seeking a home within the kingdom but never being fully accepted. He roamed the world a shadow of his former self but alas there is a twist to this tale. For Belial found comfort in assisting young soldiers in their struggle to get established and it is written that this shall be what he will be remembered for the most.
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Sir Shaggly of Razors was a character whom was in control of his own destiny. He fought bravely and with great valour. But then he came against opponents whom he did not possess the power to beat alone. Broken and scared this stubborn man made a deal with The devil and now serves Twfc. He can never be defeated but in return shall never reign supreme.
Dame Bella of Italiana. Protected by her charm and looks. Many knights of TW had set out to cause her difficulties only to discover that this dame was no lady when it comes to battle. living in self imposed exile in a secret tower far away her subjects wondered when a return to the world may happen.
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Sir Macas of DBR. Strong knight but forever hounded by his foes. Leader of a few but commanded the respect of many. Known for his ability to even gain the attention of the TWFC ruler as a person with whom not to fuck.
Thenigga was once a knight but saw alliances come and go so opted to fight and follow his own path. Loyal to a few that he still felt obliged to help. His experience and valour has never been questioned by his enemies.
Mystery remains just that. Tales suggest this individual possessed great power, significantly greater than most. Yet opted to not involve themselves in the wars of men. Believed to have links with the gods, or at least the dark arts.
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Duke Charles of Seiga was a powerful man but opted to live his life away from the conflicts surrounding him. Often paying the financial price to keep peace at his door. Charles shall be remembered fondly by those who he has protected and guided. Never choosing the path of knight or soldier yet still a noble warrior, his battles were fought more through diplomacy.
Baronet Turfa was a wise individual. Not known for his warrior tendency but rather ability to united individuals and entertain. Follower of the age old general discussion scrolls. Historians will often find his input.
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What about me?
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Baron Hardcore was loyal to King Random Bloke. Often being called into battles where defeat would look imminent only to turn the tide of battle. Baron Hardcore defers from Sir Shaggly as he chose his path and was always free to leave it.
Jester Vadan was the courts clown. Known to be a violent member of The crown when needed he wouldn't shy from battle. But taking on many guises and showing an ability to be in many places at once led many people in the kingdom to believe him to be a shape shifter and master of the dark arts.
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Count Cracka, formally sir Cracka of mike. He was a feared warrior within his own realm. Known for great diplomacy but also known for a hand always being held on his sword. Too far away to effect the kingdom of Twfc Count Cracka rarely saw the need to involve himself in others conflicts.
Big Dog Maka, as the title suggests, was not your average member of the kingdom. His fighting style was unique and he fought in a manner few could understand or counter. Despite his reputation as a mad man he was known to be an intellect. Loyal and brave to a forgotten king.
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Earl Hyena came from good stock and was surrounded by all of the right people to be a success. Not known for his battle field antics but rather his use of language. A follower and friend of BiG cat off of the battle field made his life difficult in establishing himself on it.
The Borg were a group or rogue knights. Liberated from the witch whom once kept them under her spell. They now roam the realm seeking their revenger and trying to quench their undying thirst for turf.
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Sir One Thumb of Bastard was a strong member of court who held the respect of many. Known to be a great battler, in fact gaining his name during one such battle. Grew insane in old age due to increased speculation about his pants.
Sir Killa of G was a loyal soldier fighting in a realm down under. Well known for his aggression and loyalty. A fine judge of character and also a diplomat. An example of the modern turfer seen today
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The Sooth Sayer returns. All hail the savior of the Forums...
Mr Big Cat
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Princess killa G was one of the first ladies of the kingdom. Known by many and respected by all. She gave measured and precise advice on the issues faced during war. Known for her relationship with Sir Killa of G. Between them governing a power and respect few can stand against.
Count Carver was once a knight with Twfc but become tired of the politics and constant attempts on his life and turf. His enemies remained cautious of him knowing where his true loyalties lie. His profits grew fat through his association with the king and as such his buffet dinner parties become renowned the world over, particularly in Iceland. In another world it seems likely that Count Carver would be good friends with Medico.
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Haha thanks! Lots of catnip for you! :)
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Excellent thread sir
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Earl Vishbume was wise in his words and an advisor to Big Cat on international affairs. He understood the need to grow or hide and thusly grew his mob to a level with which he became a force. Tactical with his battle but this was not due to fear of losing, rather the dislike of losing.
Baron Exile lived an eventful life in the realm. Staying true to his life long allies whilst all the while fighting his life long enemies. A man of great courage and resilience. When life gave him a bad hand he would bluff till it appeared he was in control. Learned his techniques from age old warriors only a few can remember.
Budgie is a known wizard within the realm. Constantly using his wizardry to bamboozle the readers of general discussion scrolls. His ability to change appearance of words and emoji was respected an seen somewhat as a party peice within the court
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Prince Swagger was a well known figure across the globe. Growing to epic proportions but only rarely feeling the need to demonstrate his muscle against those oppress people within The realms he travels. Most travelled within TW history and well versed in every aspect. He will often be remembered throughout TW history
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More tales of old to follow in an hour or so.
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
You have a beard?Interesting, verrryyyy interesting *strokes beard*
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Sgt Mayday wrote:
Haha sure why not👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
You have a beard?Interesting, verrryyyy interesting *strokes beard*
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Very well done
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Funky Buffalo wrote:
Very well done
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You missed out britfury and smasher 😱😱.along with shags the best uk mobsters by far in the 'good old days'
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Don't forget the smokemonster... Anyone else hear a knocking sound?
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Hmph, in some peoples eyes Randombloke is still king 👍
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Loving the olde writting style bravo👏👏👏👏
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This tale of yore is entertaining however I think I will take a nap 😌💤💤💤💤💤
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OMFG!! I got a mention. Thank you, your furryness.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Hey! It's me! Aw, Mr BC, I'm touched. ❤Duke Charles of Seiga was a powerful man but opted to live his life away from the conflicts surrounding him. Often paying the financial price to keep peace at his door. Charles shall be remembered fondly by those who he has protected and guided. Never choosing the path of knight or soldier yet still a noble warrior, his battles were fought more through diplomacy.
Baronet Turfa was a wise individual. Not known for his warrior tendency but rather ability to united individuals and entertain. Follower of the age old general discussion scrolls. Historians will often find his input.
Haha seriously, cheers. I like it 😉👍
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