Hear thee, hear thee.....
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Sir Lawrence sought his way within the kingdom. Looking for guidance from powerful knights an lords. Sir Lawrence tried many tactics but learned the most effective way to control the influence he craved so much was to fight his own wars and forge his own path. He grew in mob size, he grew in fighting experience and thusly grew in respect. Tales defer on how he handled this new found respect, for with it came a responsibility which he has underestimated
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Love it Cat. 👏👏👏👏
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
So THAT'S how he beat me at chess.Sir Lawrence sought his way within the kingdom. Looking for guidance from powerful knights an lords. Sir Lawrence tried many tactics but learned the most effective way to control the influence he craved so much was to fight his own wars and forge his own path. He grew in mob size, he grew in fighting experience and thusly grew in respect. Tales defer on how he handled this new found respect, for with it came a responsibility which he has underestimated
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I was part of that fine crusade. We travelled throughout the world as a small band spreading the preachings of DBR. I have sworn never to reveal the mystery of that fateful battle. I am one of the last...The pokers of monkeys remain a mystery. Some say similar to the knights Templar they fought with a destined purpose but ultimately died fighting their cause. They abandoned the armies with which they served to become a small fighting force. Recklessly causing havoc against their foes. They lived fast and over time their enemies united against them. Through witchcraft and wizardry the members were identified. The Borg under the spell of missy denied them safe passage through the land down under. The members were spread thin, too thin. As such they disappeared into the night. Their secrets remaining so, and their whereabouts a mystery
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Reaper the devil worshiper was known to bring death to his foes. He was aggressive by nature and known to be verbally witty while he attacked his enemies. Reaps was fast on his toes, knowing when to strike but importantly when to flee
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Lol good read 👍👍
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Nice thread BC, gave me a chuckle!
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Lord Jonny of Concrete was one of the most fear mobsters of his generation. His foes were aware that any V with him involved would be a blood bath. Reliable and loyal rumour has it that Lord JC became disenfranchised with the kingdom following numerous battles in the land of brum. Remembered by those who fought with and against him.
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Carver add 118 wrote:
Carefull chubby last time you called me has been I shoved my horn up your ass so hard you quit for 6 months. Good ol days 👊The Rhino wrote:
I meant shags was one of the best uk mobsters along with smash and Brit.I can read .crawl back to your hole with all the other has-beensCarver add 118 wrote:
You missed out britfury and smasher 😱😱.along with shags the best uk mobsters by far in the 'good old days'
Shags is in there... fat boy... Sorry old habits ✌
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Ugh! I'm horrified. Lol.👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
I loves me a good bearded lady...Sgt Mayday wrote:
Haha sure why not👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
You have a beard?Interesting, verrryyyy interesting *strokes beard*
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好👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I also cannot help but to "yawn".Haha I will do some more... I just feel asleep (seeking further inspiration)
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Bruexor came from the order of the axe. Known for fierce fighting tactics he chose the unorthodox method of axe use, whilst those around him went for fire arms Brue said he would rather the feel of cold hard steel.
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Sir Xia was a fearful warrior, known to possess strength beyond that which should be possible. He fights against the odds in regular conflict against King RB and his merry men. Sir Xia was born in battle and will remain known for his heroics.
Ellie Grace of Sherwood is known to have been a mystery to the king and a consant thorn in his side. For a long time Ellie Grace was feared by the crown. Ellie grace continued to battle until the end of days with many bloody stains surrounding the Ellie Grace Legacy
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🐟Fisherman🐟 was a man of humble beginnings. He lived by the shore protecting his own land but one day found himself drawn into a national war. His efforts in this have never been forgotten and as such a price was placed upon this average mans head. Fisherman imparted a legacy onto all who play TW for the generations to come. That no matter how big the battle, and how out numbered you may appear, if you fight with great valour and courage u shall defeat your oppressors .
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Princess Sealo was a well known figure throughout the kingdom. A women with great power and influence she was known to take many a powerful knight under her spell. Enchanted by her she ensured they completed her bidding. She will always been seen as sweetness and light but those that remember Righty will see she was ruthless at times and very rarely lost in battle.
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Baron Exile lived an eventful life in the realm. Staying true to his life long allies whilst all the while fighting his life long enemies. A man of great courage and resilience. When life gave him a bad hand he would bluff till it appeared he was in control. Learned his techniques from age old warriors only a few can remember.
Arh and once again my Old
Philosopher friend you are and will be the wisest man on the tw forums
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Long live The Monkey Pokers👉🐒
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Another amazing thread and fantastic read from our wonderful, giant 🐯. Purrrrr...
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His Royal Highness Lord Messrine was known as the most intelligent of turf wars royals. He fought well and brave, defending his land whilst staying true to his allies. A true legend of TW. Known to enjoy a glass of mead down his local pub. He was a royal that appealed to the common man.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Intelligent 😂😂😂😂His Royal Highness Lord Messrine was known as the most intelligent of turf wars royals. He fought well and brave, defending his land whilst staying true to his allies. A true legend of TW. Known to enjoy a glass of mead down his local pub. He was a royal that appealed to the common man.
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King Leonidas wrote:
His need for mead may trump his brains at timesMr Big Cat wrote:
Intelligent 😂😂😂😂His Royal Highness Lord Messrine was known as the most intelligent of turf wars royals. He fought well and brave, defending his land whilst staying true to his allies. A true legend of TW. Known to enjoy a glass of mead down his local pub. He was a royal that appealed to the common man.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
The best scribe in the land! A true talent within the realm! The preachings of the Friday night Mess was inspiring and intelligent. The true magic in his words were that you had to be on the mead too. Read it sober? Fools! Read it with two sheets to the wind? It becomes inspiring!His Royal Highness Lord Messrine was known as the most intelligent of turf wars royals. He fought well and brave, defending his land whilst staying true to his allies. A true legend of TW. Known to enjoy a glass of mead down his local pub. He was a royal that appealed to the common man.
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Oh. Long live the monkey pokers! 👉🐒!
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Reaper💀 wrote:
Absolute bananas.Oh. Long live the monkey pokers! 👉🐒!
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I remember being stuck between a rock and a hard place with Johnny conker capping me in a v but if I left the v I couldn't cap ickle and bas and joe !!!! 😜Lord Jonny of Concrete was one of the most fear mobsters of his generation. His foes were aware that any V with him involved would be a blood bath. Reliable and loyal rumour has it that Lord JC became disenfranchised with the kingdom following numerous battles in the land of brum. Remembered by those who fought with and against him.
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Will you do me, O Great big cat
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ང༐བℵཇ wrote:
Another wild dumee appears!😁Will you do me, O Great big cat
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ང༐བℵཇ wrote:
I don't think he swings that way ;)Will you do me, O Great big cat
Lol
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