I just got injured by a tube of toothpaste.
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It made me think, what is the stupidist and most harmless thing that has ever injured you?
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How? And I fell off a sidewalk and split my knee open.
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It had a stupid lid thing that you had to flip and twist. I just twisted and grinded my thumb against the serrated lid. It drew blood but i'll survive.
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😁 that sucks.
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I tried to do archery but the arrow hit a rock and hit me right in the knee.
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
So you would do archery, but then you took an arrow to the knee?I tried to do archery but the arrow hit a rock and hit me right in the knee.
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
👍I tried to do archery but the arrow hit a rock and hit me right in the knee.
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Detranger wrote:
I actually fired off a few but the 4th hit me in the knee.UnknownAssassin wrote:
So you would do archery, but then you took an arrow to the knee?I tried to do archery but the arrow hit a rock and hit me right in the knee.
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A kite.
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A couple weeks ago I was trying to turn on a mcdonalds toy for the kids I babysits and it snapped and cut my thumb 😳 still embarrassed about that one 😳
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An orange roll.
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🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
Otb's mule!A couple weeks ago I was trying to turn on a mcdonalds toy for the kids I babysits and it snapped and cut my thumb 😳 still embarrassed about that one 😳
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My friend broke his arm and leg playing dodge ball. He won though.😳💪
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My friend broke his tail bone by trying to kick a soccer ball and missing.😹😹😹😳 he's fine tho
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PeanutMonster wrote:
😳 Damn 😳🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
Otb's mule!A couple weeks ago I was trying to turn on a mcdonalds toy for the kids I babysits and it snapped and cut my thumb 😳 still embarrassed about that one 😳
How did you find out?
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I shot myself in the foot with a .22 when I was a little kid 😂 still love shooting though
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I was walking downstairs and my cat jumped in front of me and I tripped over him bruising my knee and hitting my head on the railing.
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Umm...
I once cut my palm open, sliding a steak knife across it showing my brother "it's not sharp" -
I once tried to use a knife to pry open a battery compartment. Didn't end well
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Spongebob hurt himself with a tube of toothpaste.
And i put my foot through my window and ended up getting a permanent scar. -
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Fail lolUmm...
I once cut my palm open, sliding a steak knife across it showing my brother "it's not sharp" -
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
😂😂😂😂 Yea...I've done that one before. Split my thumb wide open down the middle.Umm...
I once cut my palm open, sliding a steak knife across it showing my brother "it's not sharp" -
Broke three toes playing soccer. Finished the game 😜
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Ʋɴίτ ⑦⑧⑨Ⓞ wrote:
Tis but a flesh wound!My friend broke his arm and leg playing dodge ball. He won though.😳💪
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I got mad punched a window and the window won :( but that was me being dumb lol
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I was cutting logs with an axe. I swung down and the tip of the axe struck the log. However edge glanced off of the log, buried itself in the dirt. The log flipped off of the stump, and nailed me in the hand. Cut my fingers open pretty good, but I'm fine.
Another time, (years ago) I was sitting on the edge of a school desk when it flipped forward. The edge landed on my right hand's middle finger and cut that pretty good too. It severed some nerves because I didn't feel any pain until ten minutes after the hit. Got a nice diagonal scar on it now.
Last one: I was riding on a skateboard on my torso down a hill. I was pushed too fast and I tried to stop, but I ran my pinkie on the concrete which tore a bunch of the skin off. Thats a nice scar too. (that one was also a while ago).
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Sat down to hard on a chair and broke my tail bone
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I was refilling a stapler when i was little and put a staple completely in my thumb. I still don't refill a stapler to this day. 😣
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As sad is this is everytime I say it... When I was about 6 years old I was running with safety ✂ and almost hit my left eye... Have the scar mark to prove it 😔
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I had a line drive hit to me in baseball once, let's just say I wasn't wearing a cup and it didn't end well.
PS- my team just one tournament with three mercies, then we won the championship in extra innings😉
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I was swinging on a rope swing and banged my head on a giant oak tree. Knocked myself out cold for the next three hours.
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