I just got injured by a tube of toothpaste.
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As little kid, tried to be first to open the glass front door and ran right through it. But I was first!!!
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Wen i was about 3 i was running around a kitchen table ad turned too soon and i whammed my eye on the corner of the table i have the scar to prove it
I didnt get any eyesight loss or anything like that though, i was very lucky
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I threw a plastic sword at my sister and she nearly lost her thumb
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I got a huge scar on my knee when I slid on a blacktop in a duck-duck-goose game. The worst part was that they still counted me out.😢(this was when I was a kid).
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I was flipping a pancake and i flipped it up and it hit my face and left a giant burn on it.
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I went outside with no shoes on and stepped on a bee (I was like four).
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I dropped a big slab of marble on my thumb and i burst a few veins under my skin
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One time I was sick and went to vomit I rolled over to my right and bashed my eye on the night stand. Oh what a shiner I had from that
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I was riding a scooter ( this was a while ago ) I pulled the weird cap things on the razor scooters and the elastic flung it strait for my finger nail it turned black and I could lift the nail and you could see under it all the dried up blood and the soft skin ( not soft at the time due to injury ) I loved showing the girls in my grade and how they screamed and ran away though it didn't fall off so I had to deal with it longer
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AssassinUnknown wrote:
Lol 😹😹😹I went outside with no shoes on and stepped on a bee (I was like four).
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There was a wasp on the window in the classroom. I squashed it with a karate kick, and smashed the window at the same time. The wasp did not survive.
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My mom was spanking me (I was like 6), and when she hit me, I went flying into the corner of a countertop, and now I have a scar underneath my right eyebrow.
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When I was in the navy a friend of mine out a steel ball bearing in the middle of a monkey's fist http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey's_fist
Like an idiot I hit it against a steel trash can it hit that swung back hit me directly in the nuts. I was on the ground for about 10 minutes...pain for awhile. That shit hurt so bad and I was being an idiot and not thinking. -
My dad was cutting wood one time , and I was standing behind him. When he brought the butt of the axe back, I took it right to the forehead. Didn't go to the hospital or anything, but I'm pretty sure I got a minor concussion...
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₲ɛƞɛяɑƖ ₳łɑƌɛɛƞ wrote:
Lmao silly sponge bob 😄It made me think, what is the stupidist and most harmless thing that has ever injured you?
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
O sorry :( for me my swim suit ripped when is was at diving computation.Detranger wrote:
I actually fired off a few but the 4th hit me in the knee.UnknownAssassin wrote:
So you would do archery, but then you took an arrow to the knee?I tried to do archery but the arrow hit a rock and hit me right in the knee.
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Frisby to the face and top of head. It broke when it hit my face and carved a nice canyon into my skull.
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I was shooting a 12 gauge drunk in the forest at random trees and one had a piece of steel hanging on it and so I accidentally peppered myself! LOL. None of it broke skin though, thank god!
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KillerKelly💔 wrote:
Aww I wish I was thereUnknownAssassin wrote:
O sorry :( for me my swim suit ripped when is was at diving computation.Detranger wrote:
I actually fired off a few but the 4th hit me in the knee.UnknownAssassin wrote:
So you would do archery, but then you took an arrow to the knee?I tried to do archery but the arrow hit a rock and hit me right in the knee.
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Red Falcon wrote:
I bet you do 😘KillerKelly💔 wrote:
Aww I wish I was thereUnknownAssassin wrote:
O sorry :( for me my swim suit ripped when is was at diving computation.Detranger wrote:
I actually fired off a few but the 4th hit me in the knee.UnknownAssassin wrote:
So you would do archery, but then you took an arrow to the knee?I tried to do archery but the arrow hit a rock and hit me right in the knee.
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I went head first into a ceiling fan
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Took a 150 pound guy to my left knee in a mosh pit, damaging it. Two weeks later I was flying a kite with my daughter and tore all the ligaments in it.
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