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Corrupt a wish! (💔 game)

• Brad Lovegrove Apr 29, 2012

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:

  AssassinUnknown wrote:

  Sgt Mayday wrote:

  I wish that my iPod was better
  

  Granted, but you drop it out your window.
  I wish I could be invisible.

  Granted, but now you can't find your own penis.

  I wish my job didn't suck
  

  Granted, you got fired.
  I wish I could pass exams without revising
• Jєсɦт Apr 29, 2012

  Brad Lovegrove wrote:

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:

  AssassinUnknown wrote:

  Sgt Mayday wrote:

  I wish that my iPod was better
  

  Granted, but you drop it out your window.
  I wish I could be invisible.

  Granted, but now you can't find your own penis.

  I wish my job didn't suck
  

  Granted, you got fired.
  I wish I could pass exams without revising

  Granted, but only between the hours of 2am-5am on Sundays.
  I wish I could sing.
• SeñoritaMafioso Apr 29, 2012

  Granted, but the only song you can sing for the rest of eternity is "It's a Small World After All".

  I wish I was a famous writer.
• UnknownAssassin Apr 29, 2012

  Demacia wrote:

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  Demacia wrote:

  Brad Lovegrove wrote:

  ₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Granted. But you only remember it for 1 minute.
  I wish for that I could change my TW name whenever I wanted to.
  

  By the way, it's 0. ;)

  No it's not. It's either -108 if that dot is a times, or -0.55 of the dot is a

  This is the problem with kids these days. Also yes it's -108

  Well, in a typical 'order of operations' you would multiply the problem '2-2•55' to get 2-110. Then subtract to get -108. In order of how it appears though you would get 0 since 2-2=0. 0•55=0.

  Why would you not do order of operation?? What is this?

  I don't do that but people have done it before.
• Scarlet Wolf Apr 29, 2012

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Granted, but the only song you can sing for the rest of eternity is "It's a Small World After All".

  I wish I was a famous writer.
  

  Granted, but you have writer's block until age 69.

  I wish I had a laptop.
• $&)(&$ Apr 29, 2012

  Scarlet Wolf wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Granted, but the only song you can sing for the rest of eternity is "It's a Small World After All".

  I wish I was a famous writer.
  

  Granted, but you have writer's block until age 69.

  I wish I had a laptop.
  

  Granted but its a windows vista laptop..

  I wish I had a unicorn
• 👿LUCYPHER👿 Apr 29, 2012

  🔰🅰Gi®ls🔫🔰 wrote:

  Scarlet Wolf wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Granted, but the only song you can sing for the rest of eternity is "It's a Small World After All".

  I wish I was a famous writer.
  

  Granted, but you have writer's block until age 69.

  I wish I had a laptop.
  

  Granted but its a windows vista laptop..

  I wish I had a unicorn
  

  Granted but left you for a Pegasus
  I wish I had knowledge of everything in the universe.
• Sυяvιvøя Apr 29, 2012

  👿LUCYPHER👿 wrote:

  🔰🅰Gi®ls🔫🔰 wrote:

  Scarlet Wolf wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Granted, but the only song you can sing for the rest of eternity is "It's a Small World After All".

  I wish I was a famous writer.
  

  Granted, but you have writer's block until age 69.

  I wish I had a laptop.
  

  Granted but its a windows vista laptop..

  I wish I had a unicorn
  

  Granted but left you for a Pegasus
  I wish I had knowledge of everything in the universe.

  Wish granted but your brain explodes from too much knowledge.
  I wish I had a platypus.
• Hugh Jass Apr 29, 2012

  Sυяvιvøя wrote:

  👿LUCYPHER👿 wrote:

  🔰🅰Gi®ls🔫🔰 wrote:

  Scarlet Wolf wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Granted, but the only song you can sing for the rest of eternity is "It's a Small World After All".

  I wish I was a famous writer.
  

  Granted, but you have writer's block until age 69.

  I wish I had a laptop.
  

  Granted but its a windows vista laptop..

  I wish I had a unicorn
  

  Granted but left you for a Pegasus
  I wish I had knowledge of everything in the universe.

  Wish granted but your brain explodes from too much knowledge.
  I wish I had a platypus.

  Granted but it can only eat s
• Frosty:) Apr 30, 2012

  Sυяvιvøя wrote:

  👿LUCYPHER👿 wrote:

  🔰🅰Gi®ls🔫🔰 wrote:

  Scarlet Wolf wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Granted, but the only song you can sing for the rest of eternity is "It's a Small World After All".

  I wish I was a famous writer.
  

  Granted, but you have writer's block until age 69.

  I wish I had a laptop.
  

  Granted but its a windows vista laptop..

  I wish I had a unicorn
  

  Granted but left you for a Pegasus
  I wish I had knowledge of everything in the universe.

  Wish granted but your brain explodes from too much knowledge.
  I wish I had a platypus.

  Granted, but he's your only friend left on the planet. I wish I could get any wish I wanted
• SeñoritaMafioso Apr 30, 2012

  Granted, but then you die.

  I wish I ruled the world.
• rojo2017 Apr 30, 2012

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Granted, but then you die.

  I wish I ruled the world.
  

  Granted but everyone on Earth is dead and you are lonely.

  I wish this wish won't be granted.
• Sgt Mayday Apr 30, 2012

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Granted, but then you die.

  I wish I ruled the world.
  

  Granted. Now fill out the paper work.
  I wish that I had a gun and a permit to go with it.
• SeñoritaMafioso Apr 30, 2012

  rojo2017 wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Granted, but then you die.

  I wish I ruled the world.
  

  Granted but everyone on Earth is dead and you are lonely.

  I wish this wish won't be granted.
  

  Not granted. But then I grant it.

  I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.
• ⻏ℓ∆ʗҡ⌖ㄕ∆ཞ∆ⅆعᵙǥͨ Apr 30, 2012

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  rojo2017 wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Granted, but then you die.

  I wish I ruled the world.
  

  Granted but everyone on Earth is dead and you are lonely.

  I wish this wish won't be granted.
  

  Not granted. But then I grant it.

  I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.
  

  Granted but youre head is chopped off
  I wish for $5
• ♆𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ Apr 30, 2012

  mccoy17 wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  rojo2017 wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Granted, but then you die.

  I wish I ruled the world.
  

  Granted but everyone on Earth is dead and you are lonely.

  I wish this wish won't be granted.
  

  Not granted. But then I grant it.

  I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.
  

  Granted but youre head is chopped off
  I wish for $5

  Granted but then I steal it.
  I wish for some billion wishs.
• Lord Jobo Apr 30, 2012

  Mr Bloody Doom wrote:

  mccoy17 wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  rojo2017 wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Granted, but then you die.

  I wish I ruled the world.
  

  Granted but everyone on Earth is dead and you are lonely.

  I wish this wish won't be granted.
  

  Not granted. But then I grant it.

  I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.
  

  Granted but youre head is chopped off
  I wish for $5

  Granted but then I steal it.
  I wish for some billion wishs.

  Granted, but they turned out to be flukes
  I wish for nobody to respond to this
• Ꭰаяκεя ᎠιgιтaƖ Apr 30, 2012

  Lord Jobo wrote:

  Mr Bloody Doom wrote:

  mccoy17 wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  rojo2017 wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Granted, but then you die.

  I wish I ruled the world.
  

  Granted but everyone on Earth is dead and you are lonely.

  I wish this wish won't be granted.
  

  Not granted. But then I grant it.

  I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.
  

  Granted but youre head is chopped off
  I wish for $5

  Granted but then I steal it.
  I wish for some billion wishs.

  Granted, but they turned out to be flukes
  I wish for nobody to respond to this

  Granted. But then again i responded.
  I wish i knew every cheat code there is.
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Apr 30, 2012

  Granted theres a product recall on all systems due to recent discoveries on health effects.

  I wish I didn't have to work, ever.
• rojo2017 Apr 30, 2012

  🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:

  Granted theres a product recall on all systems due to recent discoveries on health effects.

  I wish I didn't have to work, ever.
  

  Granted, but everyone is picky and everything has to specific or you die.
  I wish to be Capo of Antartica.
• 🎸Ꭲ✯ℌ༏ננβ༏ננƴ🎸 Apr 30, 2012

  Granted but then antartica melts and your turf is invalid; I wish I had bought a ton of  stocks back when they super cheap
• ժ།ɾϮվɓ Apr 30, 2012

  Red_Nation wrote:

  Granted but then antartica melts and your turf is invalid; I wish I had bought a ton of  stocks back when they super cheap
  

  
  Granted but in a case of mistaken identity the Feds seize your stocks before you can cash them in.
  I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.
• fun6754 Apr 30, 2012

  ժ།ɾϮվɓ wrote:

  Red_Nation wrote:

  Granted but then antartica melts and your turf is invalid; I wish I had bought a ton of  stocks back when they super cheap
  

  Granted but in a case of mistaken identity the Feds seize your stocks before you can cash them in.
  I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.

  The rabbit grabs the baseball bat and knocks you unconscious.

  I wish I had a wish
• Jimmy.Hoffa Apr 30, 2012

  Granted but the wish backfires, I wish I had a pet panda
• Sυяvιvøя Apr 30, 2012

  Jimmyhoffa wrote:

  Granted but the wish backfires, I wish I had a pet panda

  Granted but it mauls you to death
  I wish a had the largest mob in tw
• Brad Lovegrove Apr 30, 2012

  Granted, but you only have shanks. I wish I never needed to sleep
• C-Beazy Apr 30, 2012

  Sυяvιvøя wrote:

  Jimmyhoffa wrote:

  Granted but the wish backfires, I wish I had a pet panda
  

  Granted but it mauls you to death
  I wish a had the largest mob in tw

  Granted, but your in debt with no weapons.
  I wish for nothing.
• Carpenter Apr 30, 2012

  C-Beazy wrote:

  Sυяvιvøя wrote:

  Jimmyhoffa wrote:

  Granted but the wish backfires, I wish I had a pet panda
  

  Granted but it mauls you to death
  I wish a had the largest mob in tw

  Granted, but your in debt with no weapons.
  I wish for nothing.

  Granted, but you die.

  I wish for to be as sexy as I already am.
• mr gagnsta Apr 30, 2012

  Granted, but your a real dick and every body hates you

  I wish I could corrupt a wish
• YОU May 10, 2012

  Granted but in doing so your wish is nullified.

  Please no more like that.

  I wish I had no turf limit.

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