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Corrupt a wish! (💔 game)

• Lord Jobo Apr 29, 2012

  Granted but it eats u

  I wish i was a superhero😜
• ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Apr 29, 2012

  Lord Jobo wrote:

  Granted but it eats u

  I wish i was a superhero😜
  

  Granted, but your superpower is growing an extra toe.

  I wish i was a cartoon character.
• Lord Jobo Apr 29, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:

  Lord Jobo wrote:

  Granted but it eats u

  I wish i was a superhero😜
  

  Granted, but your superpower is growing an extra toe.

  I wish i was a cartoon character.
  

  Granted but u got erased in half

  I wish that i was invincible
• ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Apr 29, 2012

  Granted, but you can only be invincible for 1minute every week

  I wish i could read peoples thoughts
• 🎸Ꭲ✯ℌ༏ננβ༏ננƴ🎸 Apr 29, 2012

  ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:

  Granted, but you can only be invincible for 1minute every week

  I wish i could read peoples thoughts
  

  Granted but you can only here negative thoughts about you. I wish I had an iPhone instead of an iTouch
• DarkSide™ Apr 29, 2012

  Granted. But the iPhone only has 1 gigabyte storage.
  I wish I hit a home run every at bat in baseball.
• ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Apr 29, 2012

  Granted, but your coach hates you so much he only puts you at bat once in a season.

  I wish i could walk through stuff
• ᎠяᏚuηshιηε Apr 29, 2012

  Granted. But you get stuck in whatever you walk through. I wish I owned my own aquarium.
• DarkSide™ Apr 29, 2012

  Granted. But only water and air.
  I wish I had my own computer so I could punch codes whenever I wanted to.
• ᎠяᏚuηshιηε Apr 29, 2012

  Granted. But it only has an "X" button. I wish I owned my own flying emu.
• ♜ℂ།ᎢѦᎠ℮Ꮭ♜ Apr 29, 2012

  Granted but it died
  I wish the girl I like liked me
• ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Apr 29, 2012

  Granted, but she moved to moscow

  I wish Dr.Su shine didnt delete his posts
• DarkSide™ Apr 29, 2012

  💩SwaggerBrown💩 wrote:

  Granted but it died
  I wish the girl I like liked me
  

  Granted. But she died tragically.
  I wish I had my own secret lair with a bunch of TVs and game consoles and pool and stuff like that.
• ♜ℂ།ᎢѦᎠ℮Ꮭ♜ Apr 29, 2012

  Granted but the lair gets filed with lava
  I wish I was indestructible
• DarkSide™ Apr 29, 2012

  Granted. But you are only emotionally indestructible.
  I wish I had $50 in iTunes cards so I could get $50 in don points.
• ♆𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ Apr 29, 2012

  ₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:

  Granted. But you are only emotionally indestructible.
  I wish I had $50 in iTunes cards so I could get $50 in don points.
  

  Granted but the code was already used.
• ժ།ɾϮվɓ Apr 29, 2012

  I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller....
• ᎠяᏚuηshιηε Apr 29, 2012

  ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:

  Granted, but she moved to moscow

  I wish Dr.Su shine didnt delete his posts
  

  I'm sorry. My hand slipped whilst scrolling
• Sgt Mayday Apr 29, 2012

  MickTheMole made this game a few months back.
  

  ժ།ɾϮվɓ wrote:

  I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller....
  

  Granted. You are a very large rubber ball.
• Sgt Mayday Apr 29, 2012

  I wish I had the motivation to punch more codes.
• Turf Smores Apr 29, 2012

  Wish granted but they turn out to be all inactive

  I wish I won the lottery
• Demacia Apr 29, 2012

  Sgt Mayday wrote:

  I wish I had the motivation to punch more codes.
  

  I will flatten ur turfs to give you motivation
• ꑄϮ༱ꋬསϧξ༱ Apr 29, 2012

  ₲ɛƞɛяɑƖ ₳łɑƌɛɛƞ wrote:

  Mr Bloody Doom wrote:

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  It burns out of the sky.

  I wish my Idevice was made of gold.
  

  But only poor quality gold.
  I wish I had a few millions dp.

  Granted. But you get banned for hacking.

  I wish I had a million pounds.
  

  Granted, but now because you are mormably obese you can no longer get laid

  I wish I had my cat fixed up
• Demacia Apr 29, 2012

  Jak957 wrote:

  Car***
  

  Your car gets fixed but now you are in big debt
• Nalfaria Apr 29, 2012

  Mr. Carey wrote:

  Wish granted but they turn out to be all inactive

  I wish I won the lottery
  

  Granted but the economy goes into hyper-inflation making your winings worthless
  I wish I had a life (instead of playing this game)
• 🔥zUntamed🔥 Apr 29, 2012

  I wish everybody would respond to the person who posted right before the instead of fucking up the order.
• Nalfaria Apr 29, 2012

  🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:

  I wish everybody would respond to the person who posted right before the instead of fucking up the order.
  

  Granted but people read the page a bit then respond to the last post they can see which may not have been the last post
  I wish you played the game prperly and granted and corrupted my wish
• Nevi Apr 29, 2012

  A〽NESTY wrote:

  🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:

  I wish everybody would respond to the person who posted right before the instead of fucking up the order.
  

  Granted but people read the page a bit then respond to the last post they can see which may not have been the last post
  I wish you played the game prperly and granted and corrupted my wish

  Granted, but untamed mobs up to 40k in a matter of hours and hops to your turf. 24 hours later he bashes you into reset for flaming him on the forums.

  I wish I my car could clean itself.
• Carpenter Apr 29, 2012

  Granted, but it uses acidic soap, so all he paint peeled off.

  I wish I was superman.
• Sgt Mayday Apr 29, 2012

  Demacia wrote:

  Sgt Mayday wrote:

  I wish I had the motivation to punch more codes.
  

  I will flatten ur turfs to give you motivation

  He did.
  I don't know what provoked it, but he did.

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