Dear Diary. Turfa's ramblings for all to ignore or enjoy.
Forums › General Discussion › Dear Diary. Turfa's ramblings for all to ignore or enjoy.-
This is my story. You might say,
"Oh Turfa, you're copying other people's ideas with this thread."
Well my friends, I respect your right to not like listening to me. Click the 'General Discussion' button on the top left-hand corner of your screen, and leave me in peace to mutter incoherently to myself and my listeners. This thread may not be interesting, I don't know yet. Being a creative thinker is difficult. We will see. -
👀waiting👀
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????
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I clicked the GD button. But I came back...
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👂👂👂
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I'm waiting 😄
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I'm all ears👂👂👂
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Please go on Turfa, sir. 👂
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
👂👂👂
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I don't know what people accept as normal.
Is that seventy year old guy dancing alone in the crowd of teenagers at the local nightclub normal?
Are those young guys discussing drugs and alcohol in the corner normal?
Are my actions, thoughts and manner of dress normal?I don't know. Sometimes I wonder if there really is a 'normal'. Everybody wants to be their own person, and yet they all want to fit into society and get along with everyone.
I sit here and I ponder the mysteries of the universe. I would stroke my beard whilst doing so, but I like to keep clean shaven.
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I dub thee,
"♠ADD THREADA♠"
Soldier of the posts, fighter of forum boredment! 👍✌ -
There is a cat sitting outside my window. We called him Mufasa, after the father of Simba, from Disney's brilliant cartoon 'Lion King'.
He doesn't act kingly. He is a stuck-up cat, only ever thinking of himself.
Mufasa was a great king. He was brave, honourable and just. Was I the only child that cried when he was betrayed and murdered by his own brother? I hope not.
Kingliness is awe inspiring, and deserves respect. If I were king, my only goal would be to find someone more worthy than myself, and give them my throne. My father, in his wisdom and love, would be able to see the hidden greatness in any prospective men.
I wonder how many people would trust their fathers?
A father is a boy's greatest gift on this earth, besides his mother.Mufasa sits outside my window, looking at me as though I am mad. Perhaps I am. Who else talks to themselves as they press buttons on a screen?
I am mad. I am amazingly, wonderfully, crazily mad.
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Tell that cat he is not a good king, he seems like a right fag.
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Dear Diary,
Today, I completed several missions on TurfWars. Considering that it is 3:46am and I should be asleep, I would say that was a good effort.
Today, I created you. I am but a young man with a heart of ... muscle ... waiting for my time to come.
Dear Diary,
What the hell are you? A true diary is meant to be secret and personal! But you, you are a fraud. You, are a fake. You are public and distasteful.
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I like you. You are kinda cool, in a gay kind of way.I was out clubbing with my gay friend earlier this morning. We played several games of billiards. You know she won all but one of them, Diary. It was embarrassing for an old hand like me. Perhaps I wasn't drunk enough.
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Hey turfa, turfas talking shit about your diary
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
LolHey turfa, turfas talking shit about your diary
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
HahahaᏩཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
LolHey turfa, turfas talking shit about your diary
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As the unicorn trotted through the forest, she saw a bird making a nest.
"What are you doing, bird?" She inquired quizzically.
The bird whistled happily and said,
"I am building a home, so that I can start a family!"The unicorn nodded her proud head and contined on her way. As she did, she came across several bunnies playing in the grass.
"What are you doing, Bunnies?" She asked them curiously.
They answered in unison,
"We are spending time with our friends, because being social is important and fun!"
Again, the unicorn nodded her head and continued on her way.As she walked along, she saw several lions hunting their prey.
"What are you doing, Lions?" she piqued.
"We are working as a team, so that we can feed our young tonight, Unicorn." one of the lionesses growled at her.The unicorn bobbed her head and continued on her way.
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As she stopped at a river to take a drink of the cool water, she saw a school of salmon swimming upriver.
"What are you doing, Salmon?" she asked them.
"We are swimming upriver in a large school, as there is safety in numbers and at least some of us must lay eggs this year so that our young might keep our species alive, Unicorn." one of the fish gurgled at her.The unicorn nodded her head and pondered what she had heard that day.
The bird was preparing to care for a family, the rabbits were socialising, the lions were practicing teamwork and the salmon were prepared to sacrifice some of their number for the greater good of their kind. -
Stupid salmon
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The unicorn gently tore a tuft of grass from the ground, and mused to herself as she chewed it,
"All living creatures need one another to some extent and for some purpose. Without each other, they cease to exist in reality: they cease to perform their worldy function. There is a great bond between all living creatures, though they barely seem to notice it. She nodded her head again, wisely. She did not need anyone. But then, she was a fabled creature, and in reality, she relied on the imaginations of all those living creatures for her very existence.It seemed to her then that everyone had a deep need for everyone else, be it great or small.
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
LMAO!Stupid salmon
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Dear Diary,
Turfa here. I don't really know how I should talk to you. I mean, you're my phone. Seriously. What could an iPhone possibly want to know about me? Why would a phone even care?! Like you're going to vibrate in my hand, purr a little like a cat and show cute smiley faces on your screen? What about heartfelt 'awwww's when I tell you I'm feeling down?
Gah. What would a phone know about life, you're a bloody phone. Get away from me! I won't tell you anything more about myself, I won't! You don't deserve the attention.********************************************
Dear Diary,You are an attention whore. All you ever do is wait for me to talk to you. Do you really think you're that important to me that I could never put you down?
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Dear Diary,Dammit, I can't put you down!
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Dear Diary,I should go to sleep. It's almost 4:30am. Goodnight, my dear. I will sleep with you under my pillow tonight. Goodnight baby 💚😊
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Your magical thread is better than anything I could ever write, mate. You have an amazing imagination! 👍👍I'm all ears👂👂👂
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430 am? Are you in Asia or Europe?
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the pigs🚨🔫 wrote:
Australia lol. Look at my turf 😏430 am? Are you in Asia or Europe?
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Thanks, your pretty funny too man, the diary being an attention whore killed me 😂.🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Your magical thread is better than anything I could ever write, mate. You have an amazing imagination! 👍👍I'm all ears👂👂👂
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So, turfa's diary...will I be allowed to attend you and my girlfriend's wedding? I've been waiting on an invite.
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knuckles1982 wrote:
Is it a diary or a magic 8ball?So, turfa's diary...will I be allowed to attend you and my girlfriend's wedding? I've been waiting on an invite.
🎱will ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ get er'd for being a "dush" to my friend ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠?
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Wow, this really relates to me. Turfa, we got a lot in common. And a extremely good thread! Keep writing!
I cried when Mufasa died too...😭😭💔
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Pefect timing,Stupid salmon
Perfect size,
Perfect reference,
Perfect joke.
LOL!
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