New joke comp.
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Make me laugh and you get your name or code on one of my turfs. (sorry joke haters but Im a fan)
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NOoooooooooo Nooooo ooooooooooo no
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Aw. C'mon Hatey McHaterson
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Hitler was talking to a few of his nazi soldiers and said, "I want you to go out, go ou and kill ten million Jews and one cat, that I all, you re released." one of his nazis soon replied, "But sit, why do you want us to kill a cat...?" Hitler smiled a evil and wicked grin as he replied, "See? Nobody cares about the Jews!" He then laughed his evil wicked laugh
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Jak957 wrote:
Heard it, lameHitler was talking to a few of his nazi soldiers and said, "I want you to go out, go ou and kill ten million Jews and one cat, that I all, you re released." one of his nazis soon replied, "But sit, why do you want us to kill a cat...?" Hitler smiled a evil and wicked grin as he replied, "See? Nobody cares about the Jews!" He then laughed his evil wicked laugh
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Jak957 wrote:
I'm curious to see how fast you get ER'd. I'll set the over/under at 15 minutes.Hitler was talking to a few of his nazi soldiers and said, "I want you to go out, go ou and kill ten million Jews and one cat, that I all, you re released." one of his nazis soon replied, "But sit, why do you want us to kill a cat...?" Hitler smiled a evil and wicked grin as he replied, "See? Nobody cares about the Jews!" He then laughed his evil wicked laugh
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
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It's cute but can you really breathe through that thing -
Your mama's so Asian, when she was asked "who is your son?" she said yes.
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Did you see the clown that hides from gay people at walmart?
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Yes how about you?mr ace wrote:
Did you?Did you see the clown that hides from gay people at walmart?
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I've never even been to Walmart lol
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shrinut wrote:
You can't blame him. We get a joke contest once a week.Aw. C'mon Hatey McHaterson
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Your momma's so fat, she wanted a water bed.. so they put a sheet over the ocean
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Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
Cuz she's a women!
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Jak957 wrote:
Dude that was a horrible joke lolHitler was talking to a few of his nazi soldiers and said, "I want you to go out, go ou and kill ten million Jews and one cat, that I all, you re released." one of his nazis soon replied, "But sit, why do you want us to kill a cat...?" Hitler smiled a evil and wicked grin as he replied, "See? Nobody cares about the Jews!" He then laughed his evil wicked laugh
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
We have a winner!!! 😂😂😂I've never even been to Walmart lol
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Chilly is winning
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My mate said to me, "Have you ever thought about just packing a suitcase, leaving everything behind and starting again somewhere new?"I said, "There's no way I could do that!""Why, because you love your wife and kids?""No, I don't have a suitcase."
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Why? It's not racist just funny
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Why was the Indian chief buried on the side of a hill next to the highway?
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Do I get a say in this?shrinut wrote:
Is notWhy? It's not racist just funny
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mr ace wrote:
No, Wait a second I think I saw him hiding from you.Did you see the clown that hides from gay people at walmart?
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Friends are like snowflakes
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If you pee on them they disappear. -
⛄🔥aժժ⛄ʗℌɪℒℒყ🔥⛄ wrote:
Forget it, I've got no say really.. It's not my option that matters this time 😜🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Do I get a say in this?shrinut wrote:
Is notWhy? It's not racist just funny
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What invention let us walk through walls
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A door. -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Be grateful, I've seen photos on the web..😨😱😭I've never even been to Walmart lol
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The brunette mom finds cigarettes under her daughters bed and said "I didn't know my daughter was a smoker".
The red head mom finds beer under her daughters bed and says "I didn't know my daughter was a drinker".
The blonde mom finds condoms under her daughters bed and says "I didn't know my daughter had a penis".
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Q. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
A. Bison (Bye Son)
Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. Investigator
Q. What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
A. We are both lawyers.
Q. Why do black people like fried chicken?
A.It tastes good.
A red head mom sees a pack of cigerettes under her daughter's bed. The mom said," I didn't know my daughter was a smoker." A bernette mom sees a a pack of beer under her daughter's bed and said,"I didn't know my daughter was a drinker." A blonde mom sees a pack of condoms under her daughter's bed and said "I didn't know my daughter had a penis.
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Falcon Flyer wrote:
Copier🙎Q. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
A. Bison (Bye Son)
Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. Investigator
Q. What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
A. We are both lawyers.
Q. Why do black people like fried chicken?
A.It tastes good.
A red head mom sees a pack of cigerettes under her daughter's bed. The mom said," I didn't know my daughter was a smoker." A bernette mom sees a a pack of beer under her daughter's bed and said,"I didn't know my daughter was a drinker." A blonde mom sees a pack of condoms under her daughter's bed and said "I didn't know my daughter had a penis.
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me not to go back to those places.
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Why was the mushroom the most popular guy at the party?
Because he was a fungi.
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