What do you wake up to?
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This could be a large variety of things such as estrange woman to breakfast in bed. I'm just curious what the tw community looks forward to waking up to. As im not a morning person I need something to make me crawl out of bed. So I make sure to keep a good stock of the yellow monster rehabs and a nice morning smoke out on the porch.
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Folgers in my cup
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Mr. Beefy0 wrote:
That's the best part!Folgers in my cup
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The crack of Dawn.
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Absolute hell and chaos because the wife is trying to get the kids ready for school. its hard to keep 4 girls on track tryig to get ready for school.
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Surprise sex. It sucks being in prison.
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Jon Allen wrote:
Haha!Surprise sex. It sucks being in prison.
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Waking up to kids yelling and screaming everyday cuz they don't want to go to school but on weekends they wake up around 6in the morning just to play video
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Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 wrote:
😲😲😲Jon Allen wrote:
Haha!Surprise sex. It sucks being in prison.
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Jon Allen wrote:
As your cell mate I take offence at that, I thought we were happy!😱Surprise sex. It sucks being in prison.
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Wood or a damp patch! Depends on how long it's been!! 👍
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Wood or a damp patch! Depends on how long it's been!! 👍
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I woke up with my gf only to b surprised and got laid b4 work. It makes Mondays so much better!! 👍
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༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
We?!? How about take a turn or two dropping the soap for once!!Jon Allen wrote:
As your cell mate I take offence at that, I thought we were happy!😱Surprise sex. It sucks being in prison.
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I wake up to a back massage, a cup of coffee, and a hummer. Every day! My fiancé rules!
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The sound of my own face crying. Every god damn day. 😖
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I first wake up to my bf's alarm going off for over an hour. Then I wake up in some crazy position because my dog moved me and I'm uncomfortable. Once the dog is awake I'm not going back to sleep.
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A lot of the answers made me lol big time. For me it would be my daughter. Like clockwork. Even though she actually slept in today 😃
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If I don't have my son, then I wake up to my boyfriend...and his morning wood. We tend to have more morning sex than any other time of the day sex, so at this point, I either man up & do it or pretend I don't notice it & he finally says, "wanna get up & go get coffee?"
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Sounds like you don't wanna do it with him 😂If I don't have my son, then I wake up to my boyfriend...and his morning wood. We tend to have more morning sex than any other time of the day sex, so at this point, I either man up & do it or pretend I don't notice it & he finally says, "wanna get up & go get coffee?"
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Jon Allen wrote:
Haha, I do, just not AAALLLLLL the time. I can't just flip that switch on 24/7 like a dude.ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Sounds like you don't wanna do it with him 😂If I don't have my son, then I wake up to my boyfriend...and his morning wood. We tend to have more morning sex than any other time of the day sex, so at this point, I either man up & do it or pretend I don't notice it & he finally says, "wanna get up & go get coffee?"
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I wake up to nothing.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
You don't even flip out switches, you just have to touch them 😝🍆👈Jon Allen wrote:
Haha, I do, just not AAALLLLLL the time. I can't just flip that switch on 24/7 like a dude.ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Sounds like you don't wanna do it with him 😂If I don't have my son, then I wake up to my boyfriend...and his morning wood. We tend to have more morning sex than any other time of the day sex, so at this point, I either man up & do it or pretend I don't notice it & he finally says, "wanna get up & go get coffee?"
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I wake up to 15 attacks from sauceboss everyday lol
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Beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---
Beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---
Beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---
Beep---beep---beeSmash!!!!l.......... -
I wake up to the despair of knowing the life is just pointless monotony ending in an empty void of nothingness.
Just kidding, it's actually an alarm clock that sounds like a race car :) -
ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
We don't turn on switches we just always want to do it 😉😜Jon Allen wrote:
Haha, I do, just not AAALLLLLL the time. I can't just flip that switch on 24/7 like a dude.ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Sounds like you don't wanna do it with him 😂If I don't have my son, then I wake up to my boyfriend...and his morning wood. We tend to have more morning sex than any other time of the day sex, so at this point, I either man up & do it or pretend I don't notice it & he finally says, "wanna get up & go get coffee?"
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Kids jumping on the bed wife yelling at them sounds of a loud tv blasting cartoons man wouldn't want it no other way
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Daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy. I'm hungry.
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More sleep, and seeing what turf I have to repair.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
You have to "man up" for your boyfriend? 😳If I don't have my son, then I wake up to my boyfriend...and his morning wood. We tend to have more morning sex than any other time of the day sex, so at this point, I either man up & do it or pretend I don't notice it & he finally says, "wanna get up & go get coffee?"
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