What do you wake up to?
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Mystery wrote:
Exactly what I was thinking 😳ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
You have to "man up" for your boyfriend? 😳If I don't have my son, then I wake up to my boyfriend...and his morning wood. We tend to have more morning sex than any other time of the day sex, so at this point, I either man up & do it or pretend I don't notice it & he finally says, "wanna get up & go get coffee?"
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☈☣♭☢┲ 🐔℃Ⓗ↕☪κΞ☊™ wrote:
Spent more time tryin to figure out your name than actually reading the thread. Lol. But I got it. Nice!Daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy. I'm hungry.
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
SameMystery wrote:
Exactly what I was thinking 😳ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
You have to "man up" for your boyfriend? 😳If I don't have my son, then I wake up to my boyfriend...and his morning wood. We tend to have more morning sex than any other time of the day sex, so at this point, I either man up & do it or pretend I don't notice it & he finally says, "wanna get up & go get coffee?"
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Mystery wrote:
Mystery, you always think of something that makes others laugh!ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
You have to "man up" for your boyfriend? 😳If I don't have my son, then I wake up to my boyfriend...and his morning wood. We tend to have more morning sex than any other time of the day sex, so at this point, I either man up & do it or pretend I don't notice it & he finally says, "wanna get up & go get coffee?"
As for me, it's my parents yelling at me because I didn't wake up the first time they yelled at me to get up. Then it's into a long, hot shower. But on weekends I usually sleep in until ten then open my eyes to a nice, quiet, bright room.
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JoyRide🔫💀🌄 wrote:
"C'mere boy, I'll show you how to treat me reeeeeal nice..." *redneck accent and all*Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
SameMystery wrote:
Exactly what I was thinking 😳ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
You have to "man up" for your boyfriend? 😳If I don't have my son, then I wake up to my boyfriend...and his morning wood. We tend to have more morning sex than any other time of the day sex, so at this point, I either man up & do it or pretend I don't notice it & he finally says, "wanna get up & go get coffee?"
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Jon Allen wrote:
Ouch not so hard!JoyRide🔫💀🌄 wrote:
"C'mere boy, I'll show you how to treat me reeeeeal nice..." *redneck accent and all*Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
SameMystery wrote:
Exactly what I was thinking 😳ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
You have to "man up" for your boyfriend? 😳If I don't have my son, then I wake up to my boyfriend...and his morning wood. We tend to have more morning sex than any other time of the day sex, so at this point, I either man up & do it or pretend I don't notice it & he finally says, "wanna get up & go get coffee?"
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Dirtyjerms wrote:
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Beep---beep---beeSmash!!!!l.......... -
GunnGunn wrote:
Oh, take it like a man, you wuss...Jon Allen wrote:
Ouch not so hard!JoyRide🔫💀🌄 wrote:
"C'mere boy, I'll show you how to treat me reeeeeal nice..." *redneck accent and all*Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
SameMystery wrote:
Exactly what I was thinking 😳ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
You have to "man up" for your boyfriend? 😳If I don't have my son, then I wake up to my boyfriend...and his morning wood. We tend to have more morning sex than any other time of the day sex, so at this point, I either man up & do it or pretend I don't notice it & he finally says, "wanna get up & go get coffee?"
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Honeyyy wrote:
Well FIRST I wake up to my beautiful husband, YOU. Then the chaos begins lolAbsolute hell and chaos because the wife is trying to get the kids ready for school. its hard to keep 4 girls on track tryig to get ready for school.
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ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) wrote:
Mines more like this: beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP.*silence*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*click*Dirtyjerms wrote:
Beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---
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Beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---
Beep---beep---beeSmash!!!!l.......... -
Well I wake up at 4am so I would have to say coffee but then there's times my wife turns off the ore set thinking that it's on :/
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A union boss staring at me without blinking 😱
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Knew someone would comment on my poor word choice as I typed it.Mystery wrote:
Exactly what I was thinking 😳ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
You have to "man up" for your boyfriend? 😳If I don't have my son, then I wake up to my boyfriend...and his morning wood. We tend to have more morning sex than any other time of the day sex, so at this point, I either man up & do it or pretend I don't notice it & he finally says, "wanna get up & go get coffee?"
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Add: RARE wrote:
Hey me too! We must be among his favorites!I wake up to 15 attacks from sauceboss everyday lol
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I look forward to crying kids, coffee, pouring cereal, formula, rock a kid while watching useless tv like docter drew, and opera...sorry if I spelled her name wrong, don't really care about her name...and idk that's in like a spans of a hour...then my workdays
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YOU wrote:
I love it tho :)I look forward to crying kids, coffee, pouring cereal, formula, rock a kid while watching useless tv like docter drew, and opera...sorry if I spelled her name wrong, don't really care about her name...and idk that's in like a spans of a hour...then my workdays
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A blow job
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My fiancée just move in, so sleep never happens.. But usually my daughter wakes me up with, and I quote, " Mommy the suns up, Im hungry and wanna watch a show... Mommy get up woman and care for your child.. Wanna watch a show"... Little kids r cute so parents dont kill them..
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I wake up every day with a hobo knocking on my front door
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I dont sleep -__-
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ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) wrote:
5:47 every day for the last three years a cold bowl of ceral and mabey a cookieDirtyjerms wrote:
Beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---
Beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---
Beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---beep---
Beep---beep---beeSmash!!!!l.......... -
GunnGunn wrote:
Who said we had a switch. Isn't it just always on? LolℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
We don't turn on switches we just always want to do it 😉😜Jon Allen wrote:
Haha, I do, just not AAALLLLLL the time. I can't just flip that switch on 24/7 like a dude.ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Sounds like you don't wanna do it with him 😂If I don't have my son, then I wake up to my boyfriend...and his morning wood. We tend to have more morning sex than any other time of the day sex, so at this point, I either man up & do it or pretend I don't notice it & he finally says, "wanna get up & go get coffee?"
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My alarm on my phone is "Saints of Los Angeles" by Mötley Crüe, right when the chorus starts. Hearing that on full blast can make me jump pretty good if I'm not paying attention.
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