Things you shouldn't ask a 👮
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1) why did you shut the damn bar down?
2) can we take it go?
3) where is there another bar. -
4) You want free time with a Johnny O💃, anything goes...
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5) may I assult you?
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When he is writing a ticket on a car shout " come on give a guy a break" then if he doesn't stop call him a pile of horse shit and keep going until he's written about 20 paragraphs on the ticket, then just get in your own car.
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You think you're tough because you got that badge?
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Can you smell bacon?
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JMac wrote:
You think you're tough because you got that badge?
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JMac wrote:
I've said it cop just thought I was shot out!You think you're tough because you got that badge?
Never say:
(buddy)- they take it as disrespect.Where's the drugs man?
I'm gunna beat him!I said it once to a cop after a fight he wanted to write down my side n I told the cop Ima break the dudes jaw! Lookd bad in court n gotta fine n anger management
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Tell your wife hi for me
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Wadda ya meeeeeeeeean I can't finish this beer???
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How much too let. Mah go
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Wanna puff?? 👌
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Nailz 6025 wrote:
lmaoWanna puff?? 👌
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Bad pig! No donut.
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Jas🏁ADD WINNER🏁 wrote:
lmaoNailz 6025 wrote:
lmaoWanna puff?? 👌
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Where'd you want it? Up the ass of the mouth?
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don cor leone wrote:
LOLWhere'd you want it? Up the ass of the mouth?
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The cop stops you for speeding. You tell him you have a gun in the glove compartment,drugs under the seat and a body in the trunk. When he calls for back up and it arrives they begin searching your car and find none of the before mentioned items. You than say to the second officer, "I bet he said I was speeding to."
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Mr. Grim wrote:
The cop stops you for speeding. You tell him you have a gun in the glove compartment,drugs under the seat and a body in the trunk. When he calls for back up and it arrives they begin searching your car and find none of the before mentioned items. You than say to the second officer, "I bet he said I was speeding to."
Rotflmfao
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Hey I'm not drink driving I stop when I take a sip
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howard wrote:
lol😺Hey I'm not drink driving I stop when I take a sip
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Mr. Grim wrote:
Ima try thisThe cop stops you for speeding. You tell him you have a gun in the glove compartment,drugs under the seat and a body in the trunk. When he calls for back up and it arrives they begin searching your car and find none of the before mentioned items. You than say to the second officer, "I bet he said I was speeding to."
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Ok, my turn to be the cop, you be the robber
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KILLER✯LEO Ⓖ₡➌ wrote:
Oh god this is freaking hilarious and it might actually work!!! LmFaoMr. Grim wrote:
The cop stops you for speeding. You tell him you have a gun in the glove compartment,drugs under the seat and a body in the trunk. When he calls for back up and it arrives they begin searching your car and find none of the before mentioned items. You than say to the second officer, "I bet he said I was speeding to."
Rotflmfao
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\\// (/\dd Vee) wrote:
lmaoWadda ya meeeeeeeeean I can't finish this beer???
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When asked the age old question of:
"sir. Have you been drinking tonight?".Reply:
"have you?" -
Is turfing while driving legal?
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Aren't cops supposed to be... Physically fit?
I would give you my license but I need you to hold my beer
That magnum is nothing compared to this AK-47.
I pay your salary!
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1. Do you have extra beer?
2.* beerish smelling burp*
3. Can I go hustling in a bar and I'll give you all my marijuana if you say yes?P.S. I know 2 is not a question but it's a thing a cop should NEVER hear or SMELL.
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I'll do the question asking!!
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Are those uniforms manditory or are you trying to look faggy?
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