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Brown🎵Note Jul 10, 2010

Police: Do you have any drugs, alcohol, or firearms in the vehicle?

Me: What do ya need?
THΞ JΛCK/\L Jul 10, 2010

Bend over!!!!
JD Walker Jul 10, 2010

Tell your lass not to wait up im busy taking the piss out of you. Oink oink
JD Walker Jul 10, 2010

That Raoul Mort guy was quality dont you think
sas134 Jul 10, 2010

Johnny O wrote:
1) why did you shut the damn bar down?
2) can we take it go?
3) where is there another bar.

when he's done writing you a tickit and as he's giving it to you say "does this mean I can keep my weed"?
™ Jul 10, 2010

Police:I have to check your lisence and regestration, this may take a moment

Person:Can you make it quick? I'm sorta in a hurry to get somewhere.
/\NT421 Jul 11, 2010

Hey y'all wanna get highhh
ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα Jul 11, 2010

U have the rights to remain silent
Don Davido 🇺🇸 Jul 11, 2010

Go stuff your face with some more donuts
Iggy  Jul 11, 2010

*when the cop walks up to your window* look sir I got 50$ of dunkin donut gift cards. Is that enough to get me out of a ticket?
TrailerTrash 💔 Jul 11, 2010

My gun is bigger than yours! :p
The end fuckers Jul 11, 2010

Do you hit your mom with that stick?
CAVEMAN Jul 11, 2010

Police: sir, have you been drinking tonight?

Person: no officer I don't drink. But I did just snort an ounce of cocaine an ate 10 shrooms
Angel of Blades Jul 11, 2010

Cop - *taps on window*
Driver - *rolls down window and smoke cloud envelopes cop*
Cop - *Cough cough* get out of the car sir *cough*
driver - *opens door and empty beer cans
fall on ground*
Cop - "what the..."
Driver - is there an officer problem¿
WAR✯GAZM Jul 11, 2010

You ever heard a cop say he's got a 20-13 in progress?
It's a 20oz coffee and
A bakers dozen.
ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα Jul 11, 2010

Police says: Turn around and put ur hands behind u. Then reads u ur rights.
I say: Its not like I never been handcuff before! Lol
ADD: BS Jul 11, 2010

Don't touch me! Do u wanna go to jail?
CAVEMAN Jul 11, 2010

Are you a pretend cop
Grimjaow Jul 11, 2010

Your not gonna look in the trunk? Right?
O-Dogg Jul 11, 2010

creature wrote:
Are you a pretend cop

or I had that plastic badge last year for Halloween!
Add code 43 Jul 12, 2010

Don't check my trunk
Add code 43 Jul 12, 2010

Just so u know even when I'm not drunk I can't walk a straight line
chezzy sian Jul 12, 2010

can i piss in ur helmet? 🐽🐽🐽
ADD: BS Jul 12, 2010

You wanna strip search me? Ok let me take my cloths off...
Rumply Forskin Jul 12, 2010

*in a drunken voice*
what are you, a cop or writing a fucking book!!!

Hey! I thought you bastards had a capture and release program?
JD Walker Aug 7, 2010

Never make fun of a small 🐽. My friend tried to get one to become a jockey lol. Of course it cost him £85. Top quality thread.👍
Acidrain Aug 7, 2010

Mr. Grim wrote:
The cop stops you for speeding. You tell him you have a gun in the glove compartment,drugs under the seat and a body in the trunk. When he calls for back up and it arrives they begin searching your car and find none of the before mentioned items. You than say to the second officer, "I bet he said I was speeding to."

XD 😹
Primo Loco Aug 7, 2010

sas134 wrote:
Johnny O wrote:
1) why did you shut the damn bar down?
2) can we take it go?
3) where is there another bar.

when he's done writing you a tickit and as he's giving it to you say "does this mean I can keep my weed"?
gabrial Iglesias

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