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ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ wrote:
Dies in a donkey show 😜You will jump off a building and say "Aim for the bushes!" but there won't be any bushes. Major fail.
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Put down due to insanity lol.
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You will die from suffocation from a hat.
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You die while fighting another wolf for a mate, and boy was she hot.
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You will die bungee jumping from a cliff, your rope hooked by Krazy Glue. The glue is crappy, and will not hold.
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You catch the attention of a horny elephant while visiting the zoo. All the children watch in stunned horror as the beast charges after you and knocks you to the ground and mounting your unconscious body. Surprisingly you survive the assault only to drown in a torrent of sticky elephant goo.
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Lol, you are shot by accident as the zoo keeper tries to "remove" the elaphant
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You will get nuked only to be the last human on earth where you will slowly go insane and starve. Then from hallucinations you believe you are Osama so you should be dead and jump off a cliff. 😊
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You got kidnapped by the mafia, beat by brass knuckles, got your head, legs, and arms cut off. Then got burned, and sent on a garbage barge.
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You where eaten by an ape
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You fell victim to a band of baby face killaz on winged monkeys... God rest your soul.
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You are killed by a spastic banana
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You were destroyed
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The Xbox control rebounds and hits you on the head
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the destroyer 3 wrote:
WTFThe Xbox control rebounds and hits you on the head
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You die because you try to cross the street but a car hits you and runs over your leg. You are now limping in the woods and a wolverine comes and slays open your guts. It didnt cut any nerves so you felt nothing while your intestines are falling out of your body. You find a river and decide to wash off. Little did you know the tiny fish inside the river were perahnahs so they eat your flesh and you die
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Someone flicked the ace of sodas at you
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YOU wrote:
SorrySomeone flicked the ace of sodas at you
Someone flicked ace of spades at you -
gzgrrzk wrote:
I agree with GZthe destroyer 3 wrote:
WTFThe Xbox control rebounds and hits you on the head
You fall into a hole that is being filled with cement. Now your apart of my pool -
You are assassinated
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You ate a poisoned banana, became spaztick and tried to make love with a moving bullet train
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You got crushed by a garbage truck
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You drop your keys on you walk to your car, and it's dark so you have to walk home after 30 minutes of looking. You come across a alley with a shadow, lurking in the cold, darkness. He slips up behind you with a gun pressed against the back of your neck, he ordered you to walk or spill you brains, you flip around to see its your friend, he hands you your keys explaining he found it and was having some fun, knowing your friends a cop, he had of course a gun, but he brings his head back, and sneezed, accedently pulling the trigger.
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The recoil hit you in the face
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💉Ꭰя💊Ꮪuηshιηε💉 wrote:
HUG. Wish granted. Next wish?🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
I want to hug Frosty! ⛄🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
In a passionate embrace with frosty the snowmanYou will die after being reincarnated, by being bitten by a fang less pit viper, and given a fatal dose of anti venom because you weren't actually poisoned.
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By hot pink silly string while wearing a tutu
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skimberly wrote:
Of aids because you decided to eat a used bandaidBy hot pink silly string while wearing a tutu
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You will die from a mishap during your morning flossing routine.
🚬☁💂
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You die from a death note
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dasze wrote:
You see it, a small black dot under your toenail. At first you think nothing of it, until it moves. A tingling sensation spreads throughout your leg as it disappears under your skin. A painful sensation comes from your toe. As if on cue, you see the dot moving up your leg, under your skin. You attempt to crush it, stop it, keep it from moving, but to no avail. As it passes your hip, you see it stop moving. To your horror, it splits in half, both black dots moving slowly towards your head. You scream for help, but nobody answers. Your last memory is seeing a swarm of black dots crawl under the skin on your neck.You die from a death note
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