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Add RaiKou wrote:
U get hit by a car in a bridge and fall into a body of water and drownizayah wrote:
I dont know you so 👋👊💢👏The destoryer 3 will get killed by 💏 she will leave you and you will turn to💉 which will lead to 😭🔫 but in the enf you will be killed from ❤
There, your dead via me. -
☣ɴøøßκίιιεર☣ wrote:
You attempted a rescue but ended up being latched onto and also drownedWhen you were driving on bonar bridge(it is a real bridge it is in Scotland) it broke in half and you drowned
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You were eaten by a shark while trying to pull ⬆ and ⬆⬆ out
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You 👆 were taken to pinkies basement and turned into cupcakes 👌
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Choked to death by a foot long purple dildo
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You were abducted by Winnie the Pooh and his friends. They brought you backpack to their home then tortured and abused you. Then they sold you to Strawberry Shortcake, who took knives and used them to slowly cut you. She gave you to Ronald McDonald, who stoned you with old cheeseburgers. He gave you to the Carebears, who cut off your fingers and toes. Then they through you out on the streets. Eventually, a bunch of puppies and kittens came and ate you alive. Sounds fun, doesn't it?
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A crazy woman cuts off your 🍆. Chuck Norris then kills the woman and beats you to death with your own 🍆
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₳ƌժ: OTB'SPANTS wrote:
Your uncle didn't know when to stop...A crazy woman cuts off your 🍆. Chuck Norris then kills the woman and beats you to death with your own 🍆
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👆👆👆 mastubated to death watching Oprah
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UHAUL!! wrote:
You got jelous that XXL could even beat 1 off, and decited to go get a penis enlarging drug, little did you know you where only supost to take 1 a day,you down the whole bottle and withing a few miniouts, OD on them.👆👆👆 mastubated to death watching Oprah
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⬆you died in a "living" room choking on jello! Lol
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👆you die while have sex from over exertion
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👆died laughing at my mob size
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You walk down the street and get hit by a car. When you go to the hospital they cut your legs off without numbing them. While being in extremely amount of pain, you see a white cat. When you go to pet it jumps up your arm and scratches your eyes. Then your exwife gives you a killer bunny that bites you and bites you until you knock him off. When you get home you see a chipmunk in your yard. Thinking about the animal encounters earlier, you don't trust this one. You shoot a shotgun at it and roll back in your wheel chair into the street and get hit by a car and die.
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Skin on bottoms of feet shaved off, forced to walk through lemon juice while being shocked with a car battery. Then you'll be added to the human centipede after painful amputations of all limbs by attack dogs. Survive that and be cooked to death.
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Day One of The Rise of the Machines. AssassinUnknown is killed by a newly sentient computerized sausage grinder from a Sky Mall catalog. He is one of millions to die on that day, but the only one to become a key ingredient of the best Knakwurst ever made.
Ironically, no man survives to eat it; he goes to waste. -
Got tortured and eaten alive after a course of 5 years by the mutations that were eating Cato in the Hunger Games
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farticus wrote:
...You swing the fly swatter so hard it goes through the wall and hits a gas line blowing you to KINGDOM COME💣🔥😱Fly swatter
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⬆You will be suffocated from a giant fat lady sitting on ur head.
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You will die from a taco
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A taco!
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Killed by sticky notes
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Saint basil you die from a burreto haha
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I kill aces with a spade.
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I will rape u then die from ur ass being penetrated by 1000 something from my whole mobs dicks :) jk
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👆👆👆level-worthy anyone?
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You will die of natural causes.
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the Anarchist wrote:
Indeed👆👆👆level-worthy anyone?
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Mauled by a panda and fed to the cubs in a Japanese zoo while little school girls laugh and take pictures with the bunny ears behind each others heads and you being ripped apart in the background. The picture becomes viral online and your mom first learns of your death by watching 60 seconds
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