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The forum is so boring today that I feel like chewing my ears off and feeding my feet to the dogs. That's how bored I am.
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What do you do with an elephant with three balls???? Give up?..
You walk him and pitch to the rhino!
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What did the elephant say to the naked guy? How do you breathe out of that thing.....
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I like ice cream 🍦🍧🍦
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You lot are terrible. I want a story! I want good jokes! I want praise!ALL HAIL THE GREAT TURFA! (that's me, folks)
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Why doesn't Lady Gaga like sushi??
Because its raw-raw-ah-ah-aha
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Hey turfa, turfa was talkin shit about you again.😱
You lot are terrible. I want a story! I want good jokes! I want praise!ALL HAIL THE GREAT TURFA! (that's me, folks)
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What is similar between a politicians and a mosquito?
You can kill them both with a newspaper.
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I wasn't even!♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Hey turfa, turfa was talkin shit about you again.😱
You lot are terrible. I want a story! I want good jokes! I want praise!ALL HAIL THE GREAT TURFA! (that's me, folks)
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I don't know whether I should believe you, or Grimm 😒Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I wasn't even!♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Hey turfa, turfa was talkin shit about you again.😱
You lot are terrible. I want a story! I want good jokes! I want praise!ALL HAIL THE GREAT TURFA! (that's me, folks)
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Along time ago in a galaxy far far away, lived a man called "♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠" but we will just call him turfa for short, he lived in a small town called shnitsle, on the planet lafarie. Turfa didn't remember much of his past, all he knew was what his parents told him. Thay told him that he was found and raised by wolfs, and that one day a bear found him and brought him to there village. They told him that he lived there till the age of 17, when the village was attacked by a cougar! Some how the village caught on fire and burnt to the ground and they where forces to find a new home, they set out on the expedition of a life time, wich turned out to be about a miles walk to the nearest airport, where they took a plane to shnitsle, and started a new life.
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Turfa didn't know if this was all true or not, what he had no choice but to beleve it. One day as he was fixing robots and stuff, a mind shatering knock came at him from the door, he walked up to the door and opeaned it, there stood an old hag, she asked if she could spend the nigh here, that she had been traveling all day, and all night, and needed some rest. Turfa, being the stubborn person that he was said "no" and slammed the door on her face! She then opened the dore and when she did she was a beautiful princess! She then showered som words and did som stif with her hands, and poof turfa turned into a large hairy beats with a cross bow on his back, the princess then vanished.....
Would you like me to continue or is it of no interest to you?
Also sorry if there are any spelling or grammar mistakes, I tried the best I could.
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Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
Oooh cougars. I like those ... They know what they're doing. Don't need to show them 👌😝👍👍Along time ago in a galaxy far far away, lived a man called "♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠" but we will just call him turfa for short, he lived in a small town called shnitsle, on the planet lafarie. Turfa didn't remember much of his past, all he knew was what his parents told him. Thay told him that he was found and raised by wolfs, and that one day a bear found him and brought him to there village. They told him that he lived there till the age of 17, when the village was attacked by a cougar! Some how the village caught on fire and burnt to the ground and they where forces to find a new home, they set out on the expedition of a life time, wich turned out to be about a miles walk to the nearest airport, where they took a plane to shnitsle, and started a new life.
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when i was a cab driver i picked up a very large 380 lb man that wished to go pick up a date for the evening so i take him to a seedy area that will fulfill his wish along with this he finds a girl that jumps in the car and explainsshe is just looking to make some money and he says well u can do that wanna come to myhotel room well she is sayiong no that she needs to make money now not for the whole night so he drops her off after hearing in the back seat her say no way so we drive on and we see the next girl this ones name is maxine she wants drugs before she goes with him so we take her to a crack housee and she leaves him her id and keys as in good faith so maxine goes n gets her drugs gets back in the car and i deliver them to his hotel i hear kissing and sweet talk from him and maxine finaly i drop off the fair and the next morning i find maxines id and it says max holden male lives on north gladstone
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Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
Please continue. I'm horny nowTurfa didn't know if this was all true or not, what he had no choice but to beleve it. One day as he was fixing robots and stuff, a mind shatering knock came at him from the door, he walked up to the door and opeaned it, there stood an old hag, she asked if she could spend the nigh here, that she had been traveling all day, and all night, and needed some rest. Turfa, being the stubborn person that he was said "no" and slammed the door on her face! She then opened the dore and when she did she was a beautiful princess! She then showered som words and did som stif with her hands, and poof turfa turned into a large hairy beats with a cross bow on his back, the princess then vanished.....
Would you like me to continue or is it of no interest to you?
Also sorry if there are any spelling or grammar mistakes, I tried the best I could.
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ℤʑʑʑʑℤʑʑʑ wrote:
😳😳when i was a cab driver i picked up a very large 380 lb man that wished to go pick up a date for the evening so i take him to a seedy area that will fulfill his wish along with this he finds a girl that jumps in the car and explainsshe is just looking to make some money and he says well u can do that wanna come to myhotel room well she is sayiong no that she needs to make money now not for the whole night so he drops her off after hearing in the back seat her say no way so we drive on and we see the next girl this ones name is maxine she wants drugs before she goes with him so we take her to a crack housee and she leaves him her id and keys as in good faith so maxine goes n gets her drugs gets back in the car and i deliver them to his hotel i hear kissing and sweet talk from him and maxine finaly i drop off the fair and the next morning i find maxines id and it says max holden male lives on north gladstone
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
.........😷✂🍆 lol you just reminded me of this:P and sadly I can't finish it tonight, I have shot to to in the morning and I need the 5 hours of sleep:)Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
Please continue. I'm horny nowTurfa didn't know if this was all true or not, what he had no choice but to beleve it. One day as he was fixing robots and stuff, a mind shatering knock came at him from the door, he walked up to the door and opeaned it, there stood an old hag, she asked if she could spend the nigh here, that she had been traveling all day, and all night, and needed some rest. Turfa, being the stubborn person that he was said "no" ✂?
Also sorry if there are any spelling or grammar mistakes, I tried the best I could.
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Shit* dam auto Corect....😒
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Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
Lol. Dammit. Kk sleep good pal♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
.........😷✂🍆 lol you just reminded me of this:P and sadly I can't finish it tonight, I have shot to to in the morning and I need the 5 hours of sleep:)Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
Please continue. I'm horny nowTurfa didn't know if this was all true or not, what he had no choice but to beleve it. One day as he was fixing robots and stuff, a mind shatering knock came at him from the door, he walked up to the door and opeaned it, there stood an old hag, she asked if she could spend the nigh here, that she had been traveling all day, and all night, and needed some rest. Turfa, being the stubborn person that he was said "no" ✂?
Also sorry if there are any spelling or grammar mistakes, I tried the best I could.
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Hmm ... The best mate and me decided what we're going to do next new years eve.
...actually, we've only planned the last 10 seconds of 2012. 10 seconds, 10 shots, and prefferably 10 beers. Lol yup. ✊ -
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...followed by a king sized food fight! Yeah! Fuck ... Why does new year's have to be so far away? 😞😔😠😡Hmm ... The best mate and me decided what we're going to do next new years eve.
...actually, we've only planned the last 10 seconds of 2012. 10 seconds, 10 shots, and prefferably 10 beers. Lol yup. ✊ -
First there was nothing.
Then came Turfa.
We are all a part of Turfa's imagination.
That means that the reason the forums are shit is Turfa's imagination is boring.
Oh and you missed my analysis on Bort. (only Baron bit)
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Hyena wrote:
Heh. All hail Turfa, for he is great. 😝First there was nothing.
Then came Turfa.
We are all a part of Turfa's imagination.
That means that the reason the forums are shit is Turfa's imagination is boring.
Oh and you missed my analysis on Bort. (only Baron bit)
Also, yes I think I did miss it lol. I'll have to go check it out 😉👍 -
Amish Hitman wrote:
LMAO! I didn't see this earlier 😂😂😂👌😂😂😂What did the elephant say to the naked guy? How do you breathe out of that thing.....
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Lady Skillz wrote:
LolWhy doesn't Lady Gaga like sushi??
Because its raw-raw-ah-ah-aha
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Helllllp!!!!!! I'm stuck in my bathroom, Seinfeld is playing full-blare in the lounge room, and I can hear creepy noises in the toilet and sink drain! Argh!! Help me someone please please!
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
First pull your pants up before the snake comes out the s bend and bites you on the arse.Helllllp!!!!!! I'm stuck in my bathroom, Seinfeld is playing full-blare in the lounge room, and I can hear creepy noises in the toilet and sink drain! Argh!! Help me someone please please!
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Hyena wrote:
My toilet has the P trap type waterlock outlet. Not the s bend type. Just saying 😉♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
First pull your pants up before the snake comes out the s bend and bites you on the arse.Helllllp!!!!!! I'm stuck in my bathroom, Seinfeld is playing full-blare in the lounge room, and I can hear creepy noises in the toilet and sink drain! Argh!! Help me someone please please!
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Anyway, what snake? Sounds a bit fishy to me! 🐍🐠😡
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How do you piss Lady GaGa off?
- Poker face -
I swear big cat did this.
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