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BAT SMURF wrote:
Yes and I am impressed that people (including myself) have bought into it.I swear big cat did this.
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Hyena wrote:
What have I missed? 😱BAT SMURF wrote:
Yes and I am impressed that people (including myself) have bought into it.I swear big cat did this.
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Closed my eyes through the page.
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Some people might agree, but I've decided to have a more neutral standpoint on this particular matter because of several factors we don't have to dig into right now.
Also, derp derping derps?? That's durposterous!
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stevo.77 wrote:
Thankyou sir. You obeyed my orders. I hereby declare you my right-hand man.Closed my eyes through the page.
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Typoopie wrote:
ur random comment was.like.actualy I waz like.um k den,wotever.yea lol kk im ya newest.fan lol.Kk✌Some people might agree, but I've decided to have a more neutral standpoint on this particular matter because of several factors we don't have to dig into right now.
Also, derp derping derps?? That's durposterous!
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The Grand Old Duke of York,
He had 10,000 men.He marched them up to the top of a hill,
And he marched them down again.And when they were up,
They were up.And when they were down,
They were down.And when they were only half way up,
They were neither up nor down. -
Tittie sprinkles
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Once there was a little vampire named Jimmy. He was pretty young for a vampire—only about 200 years old—and decided that he needed a change in his life. You see, Jimmy didn't want to be a vampire anymore, because nowadays that was totally cliche. Nobody believed in them anymore, either, so he had no one to terrify. This made Jimmy sad.
So Jimmy the little Vampire went to see the the sea witch for some help (His ex-girlfriend had gone to her after they broke up for some legs or something, so he thought she was just the person to help him out). The Octo-lady agreed to change him, but she said there was a price.
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When Jimmy asked what he'd have to pay, the Octo-lady just laughed.
"I don't want your money," she said with an evil smile.
"Then what do you want?" Jimmy asked, covertly putting his wallet back in his pocket.
Octo-lady's oh-so-evil grin widened. "Your years."
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Jimmy blinked his vampiric eyeballs.
"My years?" he repeated, confused.
"Vampires live forever, don't they?" she replied. He nodded. "Well, if you won't be a vampire anymore, you won't live forever either. Why let good years go to waste, when I could be immortal?"
Jimmy the vampire thought. She seemed pretty evil, and allowing her to live forever would probably be bad. She'd already tried to take over the ocean once (or that's what his ex had told him), and villains don't usually just give up on that kind of thing after failing once.
Then he thought of Twilight. He shuddered.
Then he thought of evil Octo-lady taking over the world.
Twilight....
Evil Octo-lady....
He shuddered again as the thought of Twilight.
And suddenly Octo-lady didn't seem so evil in comparison.
"Well..." Jimmy began....
What will he choose? World destruction, or Octo-lady? Find out, in the next post of This Doesn't Have a Name Yet"!
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My butt has 💪
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BAT SMURF wrote:
So, now Turfa is doing it. Why would Turfa care about a story made just for big cat lol. Your silly.I swear big cat did this.
And I think SOMEBODY on the first page ripped off the jungle book. Just sayin.
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By World War II, Hormel had sold twenty thousand tons of Spam. Then, during the wartime meat rationing, Spam got popular...
If all the cans of Spam ever eaten were put end-to-end, they would circle the globe at least ten times.
In the U.S. alone, 3.8 cans of Spam "are consumed every second"(assuming SPAM is eaten 24 hours a day, 365.25 days a year).
Senator Robert Byrd of West Viginia eats a sandwich of SPAM and mayonnaise on white bread three times a week.
Residents of Hawai'i eat an average of four cans of SPAM per person per year, more than in any other place on Earth (Elsewhere in the Universe, who knows?).
By 1959, a billion cans of SPAM had been sold. The two billion mark was hit in 1970, followed by three billion in 1980, four billion in 1986, and five billion in 1993. That's a lot of SPAM! -
In Korea, SPAM is sold in stylish presentation gift boxes of nine cans each. SPAM stolen from army PXs can be found on the Korean black market. And there are Korean imitations called Lo-Spam, Dak, Plumrose, and Tulip, to ensure that no one need go without.
Nikita Krushchev once credited SPAM with the survival of the WWII Russian army. ''Without SPAM, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army,'' he said.
SPAM is sold in over 99% of U.S. grocery stores.
The SPAM luncheon meat trademark is registered in 93 countries.
Over 60 million people in the U.S. eat SPAM.
SPAM is made in two U.S. locations - Austin, Minnesota, and Fremont, Nebraska - and seven other countries: England, Australia, Denmark, Phillipines, Japan, Taiwan, and South Korea.
In 1989, the U.S. armed forces bought 3.3 million pounds of SPAM.
Over 141 million cans of SPAM are sold worldwide each year. -
They have bacon spam!😜😜😜
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I AM A PURPLE AND GREEN TYEDYED CHEESEPUFF THAT TASTES LIKE BACON!
WHAT'S MY NAME? -
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Your name is bruenor.I AM A PURPLE AND GREEN TYEDYED CHEESEPUFF THAT TASTES LIKE BACON!
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I have never eaten SPAM
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So I guess if I said fartnugget that would be ok seeing as how I'm just supposed to post. Maybe I should throw my code in here somewhere hmmm....😏
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Woo hoo i wrote that!!!😱
You lot are terrible. I want a story! I want good jokes! I want praise!ALL HAIL THE GREAT TURFA! (that's me, folks)
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
😭 Turfa are you breaking up with me?stevo.77 wrote:
Thankyou sir. You obeyed my orders. I hereby declare you my right-hand man.Closed my eyes through the page.
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After all i have done for you!
private message
YOU says:
All hail Turfa the great!
1 week agoDELETEReally😭
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I like cheetas. Cause their fast.
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I forgive you Turfa the great do you accept?
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I didn't read because I'm cool like that, what did he say?
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Slip-N-Slide
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What is worse than a mountain of dead babies?
A mountain of dead babies with one alive in it that has to eat its way out. -
Welcome to another amazing episode of This Doesn't Have a Name Yet!
When we last left our hero he was deliberating over two horrendously terrible options: an evil half octopus, half...something taking over the world, or... being associated with Twilight! 😱
"I'll need some time to think about this," Jimmy the vampire decided carefully.
The Octo-lady scowled. "Fine," she snapped. "You have one day; after that the deal's off the table."
So Jimmy left to ponder his predicament.
This situation reminded him of his old nemesis. Back when Jimmy had just been transformed into a vampire (a lery long, complicated process he'd be glad to explain to anyone who's curious), there had been lots of vampire hunters, because people believed in their existence back then. There was one vampire hunter in particular that had caused Jimmy a lot of strife; his nemesis. He was the best hunter of them all, but had to retire from the vampire hunters' secret society early so he could be promoted in his day job.
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(All bold was an accident...)
Just like Jimmy, he had to choose between what he was and what he wanted to be. Luckily for Jimmy the vampire, Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter, retired from his duties early to pursue becoming president.
(hehe, anyone get the reference? 👆)
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