Best threat you can come up with?
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I'll tear out your mothers uterus with my teeth so she cannot bear another child
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Your intestines, in or out?
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ℐⱥʗҝ💉ⅅⱥ💉ℜⅈ₱₱ⅇℜ wrote:
I like that one hahaha I once said "call her a slut again and I'll show you what your intestines look like, while strangling you with themYour intestines, in or out?
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This one makes me giggle
Ben Richards: I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine! -
It's from Airheads...
"I'll cut your head off!" with what? "My dick"! -
Thats top secret info
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Delete this or I'll ER you 😏
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Tropic thunder: "First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
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I don't make threats tbh. No time for talking only time for dancing in the real world.
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The Right Hand wrote:
I remember that one Tom cruise right?Tropic thunder: "First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
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farticus wrote:
That's your threat?Delete this or I'll ER you 😏
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The Nomad wrote:
Wow dude not Days of thunder...Tropic thunderThe Right Hand wrote:
I remember that one Tom cruise right?Tropic thunder: "First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
I hope you were just being a smart ass or some1 should er you... I got a couple pairs o shoes and I'm thinking about it.... -
YelloManSoldier wrote:
Who are you talkin to? Him^^^ or me?The Nomad wrote:
Wow dude not Days of thunder...Tropic thunderThe Right Hand wrote:
I remember that one Tom cruise right?snip
I hope you were just being a smart ass or some1 should er you... I got a couple pairs o shoes and I'm thinking about it.... -
Say "ahhh" so I can reach down your thoart and tear your balls out...
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YelloManSoldier wrote:
Wait a minute dude. Tom Cruise played in tropic thunder. Look it up before you er the dude.The Nomad wrote:
Wow dude not Days of thunder...Tropic thunderThe Right Hand wrote:
I remember that one Tom cruise right?✂
I hope you were just being a smart ass or some1 should er you... I got a couple pairs o shoes and I'm thinking about it.... -
Don't mess with me or I'll steal your Pie.
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Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™ wrote:
😳Don't mess with me or I'll steal your Pie.
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Stop! Or else I'll come down to where you work and knock dicks outta your mouth!
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Two dollars...
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Dead men don't hear threats - better start running, motherfucker.
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Add: OLSEN wrote:
👆very true. But some of these threats are amusing.I don't make threats tbh. No time for talking only time for dancing in the real world.
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shadowking wrote:
Wait....did he have the fat suit? Maybe I need to b er'd?YelloManSoldier wrote:
Wait a minute dude. Tom Cruise played in tropic thunder. Look it up before you er the dude.The Nomad wrote:
Wow dude not Days of thunder...Tropic thunderThe Right Hand wrote:
I remember that one Tom cruise right?✂
I hope you were just being a smart ass or some1 should er you... I got a couple pairs o shoes and I'm thinking about it.... -
Just checked.... He was in the fat suit. I apologize. Lol
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The Right Hand wrote:
😂 my favorite!Tropic thunder: "First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
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Come back here and I'll bite your balls off!
-monte python -
I often tell people I am going to make thier fathers watch as I tear thier bottom jaw off and I am going to mail it to your mother.
If used while chasing them with a large knife, it will work Everytime. I wouldn't suggest this approach though as it has landed me in jail a few times.
Most of the time, I tell people I am not the person in this town to fuck with. And the homies all stand up after I say it. This works great. Travel in groups.
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Shut the f*** up or I'll burn your house down... It usualy works if you say it the right way...
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YelloManSoldier wrote:
Yes. It's Tom cruise in a fat suite. Never expected him to play a role like that. One of my favorite quotes. Couldn't stop laughing when I first saw thatshadowking wrote:
Wait....did he have the fat suit? Maybe I need to b er'd?YelloManSoldier wrote:
Wait a minute dude. Tom Cruise played in tropic thunder. Look it up before you er the dude.The Nomad wrote:
Wow dude not Days of thunder...Tropic thunderThe Right Hand wrote:
I remember that one Tom cruise right?✂
I hope you were just being a smart ass or some1 should er you... I got a couple pairs o shoes and I'm thinking about it.... -
The Right Hand wrote:
Didn't expect it either that 💩 is funny.YelloManSoldier wrote:
Yes. It's Tom cruise in a fat suite. Never expected him to play a role like that. One of my favorite quotes. Couldn't stop laughing when I first saw thatshadowking wrote:
Wait....did he have the fat suit? Maybe I need to b er'd?YelloManSoldier wrote:
Wait a minute dude. Tom Cruise played in tropic thunder. Look it up before you er the dude.The Nomad wrote:
Wow dude not Days of thunder...Tropic thunderThe Right Hand wrote:
I remember that one Tom cruise right?✂
I hope you were just being a smart ass or some1 should er you... I got a couple pairs o shoes and I'm thinking about it.... -
My favorite threat I use when I'm on ps3 just bustin people's balls..."I will find where you live, come to your house and slap your dad in his face and then make you both watch me bang your mom on the kitchen table. I also love to make my voice sound like the nerdiest dude alive and when people ask me what's wrong with my voice and make fun of it I tell them I got it from eating their moms gonnerea infested pu💤y lmao
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YelloManSoldier wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂My favorite threat I use when I'm on ps3 just bustin people's balls..."I will find where you live, come to your house and slap your dad in his face and then make you both watch me bang your mom on the kitchen table. I also love to make my voice sound like the nerdiest dude alive and when people ask me what's wrong with my voice and make fun of it I tell them I got it from eating their moms gonnerea infested pu💤y lmao
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