Best threat you can come up with?
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This one is my fav so far:
Sir Mac says:
Dawg I Thought I I fucking asked u to relax If U Don't Wana Be Taxed Don't Move Ur Fucking Props By Mine Keep Hitting Me Ima Have To Call In My Gang To Knock Yah Block Off -
What the fuck? Why so hostile man? You've been attacking me for days on end now. Stop being such a fuckin tool. I hope you get crabs & they gnaw you're ball sack off you syphilitic, puss filled, ass wart. May that skin tab you call a cock get permeantely disfigured as you try and free it from the plethora of dried up shmegma accumulated from years of your wife banging anything & everything else in the world as she tries to rid herself of the horrific images of your face.
5 weeks agoDELETE
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Quit it, or I keep sleeping with your mom. 👉
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Oh that's not a threat that's a fucking promise!
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Knock me down again, and when I get up, I'll shove my ax
So far up your @$$, your neck will break when you hit the roof -
I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum!
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Attack me again you piece of bitch p@$$y and I'll have smoke monster rape your mother and I mean both of them.
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No offense to smoke monster
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Stop it or I'll kill you dead.
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____ or I'll mail you an untrained toddler.
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I have a gun and a shovel, and I doubt you'd be missed.
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'try it and see what happens', then smile.
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Mob up or shut up🙎🙎🙎😉
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The Nomad wrote:
Hell nofarticus wrote:
That's your threat?Delete this or I'll ER you 😏
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In RL, I don't make threats, if I wanted to do something I just smile tilt my head then launch.
On this game?: "I can have you destroyed in an instance and I give just three warnings...don't make me repeat this" then if I do have to repeat I level a few turf, again and I send in a couple of friends to do the same, no ones ever pushed to the last straw
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My favorite threat right now is "Imma take a shit on your front porch and curb stomp you in it" that's what I say on xbox alot
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ℐⱥʗҝ💉ⅅⱥ💉ℜⅈ₱₱ⅇℜ wrote:
Lol! 😹😹😹😹😹I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum!
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Thepyroarcher wrote:
You sound like my sifu. In a good way.In RL, I don't make threats, if I wanted to do something I just smile tilt my head then launch.
He doesn't think letting an opponent know you are about to attack makes sense lol.
Smile, he says, hold up your hands in a passive way. Then hit them and keep hitting till they go down hard.
He then advocates running away fast in case they get back up lol -
I actually said this to a kid that was throwing stones at my cat....
Come here you little shit and I will rip your arms off and beat you to death with them!!
Let's say he never returned to my street again.
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Thepyroarcher wrote:
Damn your one tough chick.In RL, I don't make threats, if I wanted to do something I just smile tilt my head then launch.
On this game?: "I can have you destroyed in an instance and I give just three warnings...don't make me repeat this" then if I do have to repeat I level a few turf, again and I send in a couple of friends to do the same, no ones ever pushed to the last straw
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whette fartze wrote:
That one made me giggleMy favorite threat right now is "Imma take a shit on your front porch and curb stomp you in it" that's what I say on xbox alot
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If you don't stop, you'll be picking up your teeth with broken fingers
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Have you seen someone with all their ribs bent inwards? Well keep going and all you'll have to do us look in a mirror
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I might start using some of these…
If you're Russian, here's what you do:
Knee the person annoying you in the stomach/crotch area as hard as possible. If you have a gun, shoot them in the ankle too. Then yell as loud as you can, "Hail Mother Russia, bitch!"
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
If you're Russian why not just bottle them with the vodka you have in your handI might start using some of these…
If you're Russian, here's what you do:
Knee the person annoying you in the stomach/crotch area as hard as possible. If you have a gun, shoot them in the ankle too. Then yell as loud as you can, "Hail Mother Russia, bitch!"
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You dont know how quickly I will END YOU!!!!
(as lightning and thunder go off in the background) -
⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱____ or I'll mail you an untrained toddler.
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I remember that one Tom cruise right?Tropic thunder: "First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
Wow dude not Days of thunder...Tropic thunder
I hope you were just being a smart ass or some1 should er you... I got a couple pairs o shoes and I'm thinking about it....
Holy fuck did you not see Tom cruise in tropic thunder??? Watch it again bro lol that is Tom cruise -
I'm going to de-friend you!
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Mine is.(btw I just made it up). If you do that EVER again ill find where you live, AND FUCKING TEAR YOUR BALLS OFF!
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