Embarrassing kid comments...
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For those of u with children I'm sure there's been a time when they've made some kind of remark that makes u wish u were invisible. Feel free to read, share, and laugh.
I was at the checkout in a grocery store and the bag boy was a little person who was African American. One of my daughters turned to me and said, "Mama! I didn't know that midgets came in black too!" Everyone around me got silent and the bag boy just glared at me. I was mortified. -
Babyyy wrote:
LmfaoFor those of u with children I'm sure there's been a time when they've made some kind of remark that makes u wish u were invisible. Feel free to read, share, and laugh.
I was at the checkout in a grocery store and the bag boy was a little person who was African American. One of my daughters turned to me and said, "Mama! I didn't know that midgets came in black too!" Everyone around me got silent and the bag boy just glared at me. I was mortified. -
🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Lol I hate those moments.Babyyy wrote:
LmfaoFor those of u with children I'm sure there's been a time when they've made some kind of remark that makes u wish u were invisible. Feel free to read, share, and laugh.
I was at the checkout in a grocery store and the bag boy was a little person who was African American. One of my daughters turned to me and said, "Mama! I didn't know that midgets came in black too!" Everyone around me got silent and the bag boy just glared at me. I was mortified. -
Years ago, my sister was at the grocery store in the checkout line behind a mother and child and a *very* heavyset woman, who was paying. Suddenly the large woman's pager (yes, that long ago) began to beep and the kid turned to his mother and said "Mommy, mommy! The fat lady's backing up!"
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Doc Xray wrote:
RotflYears ago, my sister was at the grocery store in the checkout line behind a mother and child and a *very* heavyset woman, who was paying. Suddenly the large woman's pager (yes, that long ago) began to beep and the kid turned to his mother and said "Mommy, mommy! The fat lady's backing up!"
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Doc Xray wrote:
This really happened to me in the 80's. My son did the same thing.Years ago, my sister was at the grocery store in the checkout line behind a mother and child and a *very* heavyset woman, who was paying. Suddenly the large woman's pager (yes, that long ago) began to beep and the kid turned to his mother and said "Mommy, mommy! The fat lady's backing up!"
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I was grocery shopping with my daughters (i have 4) and we were in an aisle with a heavy set woman whose shopping cart was very full. One of my girls blurted out, "Mama, look how much food SHE has! No wonder she so fat!". She turned and looked at me as I tried to remedy the situation by explaining, "She probably has a large family to feed" not realizing that my comment just made the whole situation worse because I used the term "large".
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Mommy u need to shave your legs... From my three year old daughter..
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This wasn't my kid, or my country. But I went to Malawi Africa years back and went into a village where most of the kids there had NEVER seen a white person before. I went to shake a child's hand that finally got brave enough out of the group to relunctantly shake my hand, afterwards the kid immediately looked at his hand started smelling it wiping it off (because he thought the white would stay on him) and started yelling in their language of Chichewa - (may have spelled that wrong) the word for ghost (which I don't remember the word.) I found out why they were immediately smelling and wiping their hands from elders who said the reasoning. It was really funny to me and the elders/chiefs in the village.
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So afterwards all the kids and adults jokingly kept calling me ghost.
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Lmao. Great stories. Keep em coming
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I sat on the bus behind my missus and three year old daughter - and I sat next to a quite attractive girl in her 20s. My daughter turned round and asked why I sat next to the lady so I explained that was how buses worked. She looked thoughtful and said 'you love the ladies, don't you daddy?' and I just said 'yes. Yes I do.' made me smile all day
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Lol
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Babyyy wrote:
Spank herFor those of u with children I'm sure there's been a time when they've made some kind of remark that makes u wish u were invisible. Feel free to read, share, and laugh.
I was at the checkout in a grocery store and the bag boy was a little person who was African American. One of my daughters turned to me and said, "Mama! I didn't know that midgets came in black too!" Everyone around me got silent and the bag boy just glared at me. I was mortified. -
I want to begin with the fact that I don't mean to offend anyone with this story. That being said... My girlfriend's dad was talking to me and he told me this story about her when she was a little kid. I don't remember how old but probably like 5 years old. She comes from a town that is predominately white and had never seen a black person before (at least not to her five year old memory) and the family went to an Italian restaurant that has a pond behind it and a black family was fishing there and my girlfriend and her twin sister both started yelling "look daddy those monkeys are fishing." and laughing hysterically. needless to say they hurried out of the restaurant and had a little talk when they got home haha
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I was in 6th grade reading from the text book out loud and I was trying to say the word Niger.
I thought it was pronounced as N*gger. P.S. I didn't know what that word ment at that time.
My teacher was never nice to me after that day.
And that was the start of the rumor that I hated black people (which I don't). -
YOU wrote:
U know after reading description more I just realized this doesn't fit with this topic. But it fits the title 😁I was in 6th grade reading from the text book out loud and I was trying to say the word Niger.
I thought it was pronounced as N*gger. P.S. I didn't know what that word ment at that time.
My teacher was never nice to me after that day.
And that was the start of the rumor that I hated black people (which I don't). -
My mother told me this....
When I was 2, I was siting in a cart at a store around christmas time, when a sweet old lady with her grand kids walks by and stops for a moment..
She says "my what pretty red hair you have, I'll bet your a good boy."
I quacked.
She asked"are you a ducky?"
I quacked again
She laughed and said"is Santa going to bring you lots of presents?"
I looked right at her and yelled
"SANTAS DEAD!"
Her grand kids started crying and she looked like she was gonna have a heart attack.
😝 at least that's what they tell me -
At school a kid named udpuve pulled his pant all the down in the stoll and he started walking me and this guy started cracking up and he said what's so funny?
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master justin wrote:
What kind of name is Udpuve?At school a kid named udpuve pulled his pant all the down in the stoll and he started walking me and this guy started cracking up and he said what's so funny?
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This was imbarrasing! I was taking my little cousin to the bathroom (age 4) to the bathroom and he wanted to go alone so i let him go in but i peered around the corner (p.s. we were in walmart and i wasnt about to let a four year old go in a public restroom alone) and to my suprise he takes down his pants all the way to his ankles but because the bathroom was empty i didnt say anything, then he walks up to the short stall and I turned for a second to look around and when i looked back he had sat on the urinal on was taking a crap! Imbarrasing!
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awesome austin wrote:
It comes from india I gessmaster justin wrote:
What kind of name is Udpuve?At school a kid named udpuve pulled his pant all the down in the stoll and he started walking me and this guy started cracking up and he said what's so funny?
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The most embarrassing moment of my childhood was when I told my 6th grade teacher how much I liked her new hair style randomly. Then she left the room, and all the other kids just stared at me, and one said "dude... She has cancer and that's her wig..". I pretty much was petrified in shame. I had just got back from a 2 week trip to DC, and was totally unaware... No one really considered that bit however since I was now a total tool for trying to complement her. No one cared if I had no clue she started chemo...
I still get embarrassed if I think about that.
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💔Gяɛɛɴϻɑɳҳṗһıʟㅌ wrote:
Oooooh... That sucks.The most embarrassing moment of my childhood was when I told my 6th grade teacher how much I liked her new hair style randomly. Then she left the room, and all the other kids just stared at me, and one said "dude... She has cancer and that's her wig..". I pretty much was petrified in shame. I had just got back from a 2 week trip to DC, and was totally unaware... No one really considered that bit however since I was now a total tool for trying to complement her. No one cared if I had no clue she started chemo...
I still get embarrassed if I think about that.
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My little brother used to say humpin-truck instead of dump truck and dinowhore for dinosaur..
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Santa had a heart attack from eating too many cookies.My mother told me this....
When I was 2, I was siting in a cart at a store around christmas time, when a sweet old lady with her grand kids walks by and stops for a moment..
She says "my what pretty red hair you have, I'll bet your a good boy."
I quacked.
She asked"are you a ducky?"
I quacked again
She laughed and said"is Santa going to bring you lots of presents?"
I looked right at her and yelled
"SANTAS DEAD!"
Her grand kids started crying and she looked like she was gonna have a heart attack.
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Tweek wrote:
Yeah... Failed hard.💔Gяɛɛɴϻɑɳҳṗһıʟㅌ wrote:
Oooooh... That sucks.The most embarrassing moment of my childhood was when I told my 6th grade teacher how much I liked her new hair style randomly. Then she left the room, and all the other kids just stared at me, and one said "dude... She has cancer and that's her wig..". I pretty much was petrified in shame. I had just got back from a 2 week trip to DC, and was totally unaware... No one really considered that bit however since I was now a total tool for trying to complement her. No one cared if I had no clue she started chemo...
I still get embarrassed if I think about that.
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YOU wrote:
P.s he left the stoll door open.At school a kid named udpuve pulled his pant all the down in the stoll and he started walking me and this guy started cracking up and he said what's so funny?
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In kindergarten I yelled QUACK kuz some idiot would nt shut up EMBARRASSING
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My aunt and uncle were clearing customs out of Cancun,Mexico when they were asked if they had any shells or sand.(you can't take anything)when my aunt lied and responded no my cousin blerted out ya we did rember that one you tucked in the sock?Lol it was terrible
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My son walked up to a lady at a resturant she had one of her jeans leg tied up at the knee don't know what had happened to her and my son hit the knot and looked up at her and said "gone" and hit the knot again and said it again she just smiled while I was bright red and saying sorry all the time
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