Embarrassing kid comments...

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• Hyena Apr 4, 2012

  This one occurred to a friend of mine. She is a younger single mother who has a corporate job. Going back about 15 years when hers son was 3 or 4 she was in her corporate gear (short skirt business suit) taking her child to the childcare. They were in this lift with a rather attractive gentleman when her son reaches out and tugs on the man's hand. The man turns and looks at the little boy who promptly says "I have a yummy mummy, don't I" much to my friends embaressment he looks her in the eye and responds "Yes you do" with that the lift doors open and she had to get out...
• Babyyy Apr 4, 2012

  I was in the checkout counter with my oldest daughter sitting in the cart. She was only about 2 1/2 at the time. I was 9 months pregnant with my second daughter so I was huge. The cashier asked her if her mommy was going to have a baby and she said, yep.... see!" and she grabbed the bottom of my shirt and lifted it straight up. I wanted to die.
• Doc Xray Apr 4, 2012

  A female colleague told me a story some years ago about showering with her then 3 year old son, figuring what's the harm. But apparently he had just gotten to the age of "noticing things". After a minute or so he says to her "Mommy! Where's your peenie?" She tells him calmly that she is a girl and doesn't have one. To which he promptly replies "Oh, mommy - You've got to get one. They're the best!"

  She wasn't so much embarrassed as highly amused. Although that was the last time she showered with him.
• N_O_O_B Apr 4, 2012

  I saw this earlier today.
  the kids named the tastes of life savers by their color. Red =cherry, Green=lime ect.
  One day a teacher gave her 6 year old students all HONEY lifesavers. The kids tried to guess the flavor but they were wrong. The teacher gave them a hint "it is what your mom might call your dad". Then one kid got wide eyed, spit the lifesaver out and yelled, THEY'RE ASSHOLES!!!"
  The teacher left the room

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