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"My wife's star sign was cancer. So I guess her death was rather ironic.
She was killed by a giant crab.
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I'm dirty Dan! No I'm dirty Dan!
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Times your most likely to be called gay-
5% your gay wedding
95% Xbox live
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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Person:"quick, send me people"
911 operator:"what's your emergency?"
Person:"the waterparks on fire!"
911 operator:"sir, is this a joke?"
Person:"no, it's not a dam
Joke, I just came down a twisty slide and my shorts burnt off!" -
Wanna hear a joke?
You're not stupidI made that up yesterday.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.Most original joke I no.
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This thread is the biggest joke
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What do you all it when you drop an orange?
Floorange
Lame, I know.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
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!☣࿈ㄗɧᎧξɳི།χ࿈☣! wrote:
Opening joke originality fail..."My wife's star sign was cancer. So I guess her death was rather ironic.
She was killed by a giant crab.
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Originally on Bo Burnham - Words Words Words
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I've often wondered if a snail would go faster without its shell, so I removed it one day.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
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Well all of 98% of these aren't original, but I have one but it's a little racist, "why dont you buy a dog from Mexico? It'll jump ur fence!" that's the best I got and I'm not racist btw
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
😂What do you call four mecicans in a sinking boat?
Quadtro Sinko
Why were there only 4,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only had 8 station wagons.
Also, these are not my jokes. Someone told them to me and I am not stereotype, racist, prejudice or something along those lines.
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'Fernando Torres scores'Nice try Sky, it's not April the 1st till tomorrow.
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A penstate professor walks into a bar...
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Ꭿɖɖ MØDZ wrote:
When it comes to jokes u never have to worry about being racist as long as u can joke about yourself!Well all of 98% of these aren't original, but I have one but it's a little racist, "why dont you buy a dog from Mexico? It'll jump ur fence!" that's the best I got and I'm not racist btw
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Women, out of the kitchen
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Your mama's so Asian, when she was asked, "who is your son?" she said yes.
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If you voted for Obama in 2008 to prove your not a racist, then you'll vote against him in 2012 to prove your not an idiot
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What's 1+1 = ?
It's not 2
It's 3
When you don't use a condom
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A man walks up to a horse and says, "Why the long face?"
*Two seconds later* The horse replies, "Why the flat face?"
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
I sent that one to flat face. LolA man walks up to a horse and says, "Why the long face?"
*Two seconds later* The horse replies, "Why the flat face?"
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Who?UnknownAssassin wrote:
I sent that one to flat face. LolA man walks up to a horse and says, "Why the long face?"
*Two seconds later* The horse replies, "Why the flat face?"
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A guy goes to hell and sees more beautiful blondes and full kegs of beer than one can imagine...so he starts thinking well this ain't so bad....so he goes to Satan and asks why do people think this place is do bad...
Then Satan responded, well the blondes have no holes in them and there are no taps for the kegs.
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chill16 wrote:
How do the chinese name their children?Your mama's so Asian, when she was asked, "who is your son?" she said yes.
Throw them down the stairs:
"DONG! CHO! WAN! CHU!"
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Kanoka wrote:
😂A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
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So a vulture walks up to another vulture, looking pretty PO'd. He points to the first vulture, and says, "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
😂... But it might only be funny because I'm tired...
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I accidentally shot an orphanage with a flare gun and it caught on fire. So I decided to fight fire with fire. And so I shot 2 more
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Add TRIFECTA wrote:
Omigosh that's so true I've been called gay 7 times on it today and I said nothing remotely gayTimes your most likely to be called gay-
5% your gay wedding
95% Xbox live
😂😂😂
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