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Đɨɢ ɮɨӄ Apr 1, 2012

UnknownAssassin wrote:
The G-O-A-T wrote:
Add TRIFECTA wrote:
Times your most likely to be called gay-
5% your gay wedding
95% Xbox live
😂😂😂

Omigosh that's so true I've been called gay 7 times on it today and I said nothing remotely gay
Your gay!
❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ Apr 1, 2012

So a black guy, a Jew, and a gay guy get summoned by God. God tells the black guy, "If you steal one more item, you will disappear and be sent to hell." God then tells the Jew, "If you don't start donating your money to others, you will disappear and go to hell." Then, God tells the gay guy, "If you don't stop having gay sex, then you will disappear and go to hell."
So they all return to Earth, and walk down the street. Along the way, the black guy sees a BestBuy, walks in, and disappears.
Now the gay guy and the Jew are walking down the street. The Jew sees a penny, bends over to pick it up, and the gay guy disappears.
UnknownAssassin Apr 1, 2012

YOU wrote:
The G-O-A-T wrote:
Add TRIFECTA wrote:
Times your most likely to be called gay-
5% your gay wedding
95% Xbox live
😂😂😂

Omigosh that's so true I've been called gay 7 times on it today and I said nothing remotely gay
Your gay!
No offense, I was joking lol
Đɨɢ ɮɨӄ Apr 1, 2012

What's the speed limit for sex?

68, any faster and you have to turn around.
!☣࿈ㄗɧᎧξɳི།χ࿈☣! Apr 1, 2012

IMPORTANT NOTICE

DOES YOUR WIFE HAVE ANY UNWANTED GOLD OR JEWLERY THAT SHE WOULD LIKE TO SELL FOR GOOD PRICES?

IF SO, GIVE THAT UNGRATEFUL BITCH A SLAP
•C U N T• Apr 1, 2012

So it turns out that the petrol panic buyers were actually right and there is indeed a shortage.

April fuels!
sadsam Apr 1, 2012

!☣࿈ㄗɧᎧξɳི།χ࿈☣! wrote:
IMPORTANT NOTICE

DOES YOUR WIFE HAVE ANY UNWANTED GOLD OR JEWLERY THAT SHE WOULD LIKE TO SELL FOR GOOD PRICES?

IF SO, GIVE THAT UNGRATEFUL BITCH A SLAP

Lol
!☣࿈ㄗɧᎧξɳི།χ࿈☣! Apr 2, 2012

My penis is like a maths question.

Extremely hard for school children 😉
•C U N T• Apr 2, 2012

!☣࿈ㄗɧᎧξɳི།χ࿈☣! wrote:
My penis is like a maths question.

Extremely hard for school children 😉

Tut tut
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Apr 3, 2012

Alright I didn't make this up, but it's good. A gay guy, a black guy, an a Jew are all talking to god. God tells the black guy "steal another thing and your going to heck" (gave up swearing for lent) he tells the gay guy "have gay sex and you'll go to heck" he tells the Jew "be greedy again and you'll go to heck"
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Apr 3, 2012

So they're all walking back. The black guy ducks into a best buy and disappears. the Jew and the gay guy are nervous now. They keep walking and making small talk, when the Jew sees a penny. The Jew bends over to steal the penny, and the gay guy disappears.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Apr 3, 2012

That was posted, above yours
prof manacle Apr 3, 2012

What's the difference between driving in fog and eating out a girl?

At least when eating a girl out u can see the asshole in front of you.

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