The great return
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The King has listened to the land. The time has come. The King has returned to TW. The King shall bring prosperity and glory back to all here. You can all feel safe and secure now. You can feel the awesomeness flow through the land. The King has granted ur request. The King is back!
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Huh??
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👑 The ]{ing 👑 wrote:
The King has listened to the turf. The time has come. The King has returned ( boo-hoo ) to TW. The King shall bring prosperity and glory back to all here with this lame thread. You can all feel scared and sad now cause im back. You can feel the lameless flow through the land. The King has granted ur request. The King is back and know one cares or anything cause im an idiot and attention seeker!
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Wrong use of know. But that's ok. The King understands. Ur childhood was ruined by bullies.
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👑 The ]{ing 👑 wrote:
Piss off, Kelder. Your joke has worn very thin indeed.The King has listened to the land. The time has come. The King has returned to TW. The King shall bring prosperity and glory back to all here. You can all feel safe and secure now. You can feel the awesomeness flow through the land. The King has granted ur request. The King is back!
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Ahhh this is the Kelder I have heard about...
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Why do try and fight the urge to bow before The King?
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Too late... This is the Big Cats kingdom now.
Be gone
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I'm with you!!! How dare ye come and try-ith to take-ith the land that doest not belong-ith to you... LolToo late... This is the Big Cats kingdom now.
Be gone
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
🍴Pitch forks at the ready! Who has the burning lamps?🔥Too late... This is the Big Cats kingdom now.
Be gone
Send away the false king! -
The King has many with pales of water awaiting ur blasphemy
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Welcome oh King.... The Knights of Salvation await your command!!
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👑 The ]{ing 👑 wrote:
The King has now entered the emergency room, where he hopes to stay for a long while
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The King. The Knights of Salvation. The Kingdom. We are all gathered.
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First Kelder, then salvation, now the king... What's next?
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🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Don't ask me, you got any popcorn???First Kelder, then salvation, now the king... What's next?
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Piss off.
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Hyena wrote:
Popcorn, get your popcorn here... only $2 for some popcorn!!!!! lol🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Don't ask me, you got any popcorn???First Kelder, then salvation, now the king... What's next?
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Just refer to Him as The King. His loyal subjects shall show you that his awesomeness is pure and awesome!
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Who are you again?
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CalicoKatt<3 wrote:
Yes please....Hyena wrote:
Popcorn, get your popcorn here... only $2 for some popcorn!!!!! lol🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Don't ask me, you got any popcorn???First Kelder, then salvation, now the king... What's next?
Doesn't sound like this king is very good. I mean what is he offering?
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👑 The ]{ing 👑 wrote:
Are you trying to be like the Jesus of TW? Because that's just not cool...Just refer to Him as The King. His loyal subjects shall show you that his awesomeness is pure and awesome!
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Long live king MBC! I fight along side my brothers with sword ready for battle against this false king!Mr Big Cat wrote:
🍴Pitch forks at the ready! Who has the burning lamps?🔥Too late... This is the Big Cats kingdom now.
Be gone
Send away the false king! -
Jesus has nothing on The King.
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👑 The ]{ing 👑 wrote:
No he had humilityJesus has nothing on The King.
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One part the fuehrer, one part the pope. It's the inevitable return, of the great white dope.
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Lefthook23 wrote:
ATTACK!!!!!!!!!Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Long live king MBC! I fight along side my brothers with sword ready for battle against this false king!Mr Big Cat wrote:
🍴Pitch forks at the ready! Who has the burning lamps?🔥Too late... This is the Big Cats kingdom now.
Be gone
Send away the false king! -
Hyena wrote:
👑 The ]{ing 👑 wrote:
No he had humilityJesus has nothing on The King.
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I'm gonna have to go with Mr BigCat here... If I was to have a leader, I would want it to be someone I thought was cool.
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There lies ur problem. U thought
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Dammit I thought you were gone for good 😒😒, I'm also going with Mr Big Cat on this one, he saved the forums, and he doesnt demand of my allegiance, which is why he deserves it.
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